Lmst

#scaledagileframework

#scrum #scrumteam #ScaledAgileFramework #safe #agilemethodology #ScaledAgileFrameworkIsntAgile #Meme #memes #Humor #humour

Illustration of a man tied to a post about to be killed. He says "You may kill the man but you cannot kill the idea"

In the next panel someone tries to shoot his thought balloon which contains an image of PI planning. The bullets bounce off the thought balloon.

#scrum #scrumteam #scrumprojectmanagement #agilemethodologies #unneeded #waterscrumfail #ScaledAgileFramework #safe #Meme #memes #Humor #humour

Photo of a fire hydrant with a long series of adapters attached to it.

The hydrant is labeled "Scrum"
The adapters are labeled "Your company's additional process"

#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #qa #scrummaster #productowner #ScaledAgileFramework #safe #agilemethodology #agilemethodologies #ScaledAgileFrameworkIsntAgile #Meme #memes #Humor #humour

Four panel comic

First panel: cute figure holding SAFe in its hand says "I love this thing IDK why people hate it so much"

Second panel: figure is sitting at a computer with SAFe on the table. It says "I'm gonna read a thing or two about it"

Third panel: figure stares at the computer in shock.

Fourth panel: figure smashes SAFe with its fist.

#scrum #scrumteam #ScaledAgileFramework #safe #agilemethodology #agilemethodologies #ScaledAgileFrameworkIsntAgile #Meme #memes #Humor #humour

A photo of a messy plumbing install.

Caption: I enjoy modifying the plumbing in my home to look like the Scaled Agile Framework process chart.

#scrum #scrumteam #ScaledAgileFramework #safe #agilemethodology #agilemethodologies #ScaledAgileFrameworkIsntAgile #Meme #memes #Humor #humour

Picture of someone turning a screw on the faceplate of a poeer outlet. Instead of sockets, the outlet has prongs protruding.

Caption: Much like SAFe this is based on a proven design, and much like SAFe this might kill you.

#scrum #scrumteam #ScaledAgileFramework #safe #agilemethodology #agilemethodologies #ScaledAgileFrameworkIsntAgile #blueorigin #katyperryinspace #Meme #memes #Humor #humour

Katy Perry (labeled "Executive who can't give up micromanagement control") kneeling down to kiss the Earth (labeled "Scaled Agile Framework")

#scrum #scrumteam #ScaledAgileFramework #safe #agilemethodology #agilemethodologies #ScaledAgileFrameworkIsntAgile #Meme #memes #Humor #humour

SpongeBob Weenie Hut Jr's labeled Scrum

The Salty Spitoon labeled Scaled Agile Framework

#ScaledAgileFramework

#scrum #scrumteam #scrummaster #ScaledAgileFramework #safe #agilemethodology #agilemethodologies #memes #Meme #Humor

Scrawny sumo wrestler (labeled "Scrum master trying to make a positive impact on the organization") pushing on a giant opponent (labeled "Scaled Agile Framework")

#scrum #ScaledAgileFramework #safe #piplanning #scrumteam #memes #Meme #Humor

Picture of a stone statue of a hand with the middle finger extended skyward.

Caption: Using fist of five voting how do you feel about this PI plan?

#scrum #scrumteam #ScaledAgileFramework #safe #agilemethodology #agilemethodologies #memes #Meme #Humor

Four panel Winnie the pooh strip.
First panel: pooh tells piglet "I love honey"
Second panel: he says "But you know what I don't love?"
Third panel: He says "SAFe"
Fourth panel: He stares at the reader

#scrum #scrumteam #ScaledAgileFramework #safe #agilemethodology #agilemethodologies #memes #Meme #Humor

3 panels...

First panel: From the heavens God looks down on earth and says "Oh man, the Earth! Totally forgot I made this thing."

Second panel: God looks closer at Earth and says: What is this? "Scaled Agile Framework?!"

Third panel: God looks horrified.

#scrum #scrumteam #productowner #scrummaster #SAFe #ScaledAgileFramework #piplanning #memes #Meme #Humor

Greatest what-ifs of US history

JFK survives his assassination attempt
Henry George win as 1886 NYC mayor
Al Gore wins 2000 presidential election
PI planning was never invented

https://www.comicagile.net/comic/paywall/

#SAFe #ScaledAgileFramework #Agile #ScrumMaster #AgileCoach #RTE #ReleaseTrainEngineer

Ein Comic zeigt zwei Personen, die sich über die Einführung einer Paywall für die Website und Wissensdatenbank von SAFe unterhalten. Die erste Person ist überrascht und stellt die Frage. Die zweite Person antwortet, dass dies nicht dem agilen Geist entspricht und viele Menschen dadurch keinen Zugang mehr zu Artikeln und Anleitungen haben werden. Im zweiten Teil des Comics geben sich die zwei Personen mit "Agile Coach" auf ihren Pullovern einen High Five vor einem bunten Hintergrund.

#scrum #ScaledAgileFramework #safe #agilemethodology #agilemethodologies #ScaledAgileFrameworkIsntAgile #Meme #memes #Humor

4 photos of a young girl labeled "Me"
In the first three she is holding a frog labeled "SAFe at a previous company"
In the first panel she licks the frog. In the second she looks at it in disgust. In the third she spits out some saliva.
In the last panel she eats an ice cream cone labeled "Scrum at my current company"

#scrum #ScaledAgileFramework #scrumteam #tsuchinshan_atlas #memes #Meme #Humor

Someone in a dinosaur costume staring at a comet in the sky.

Caption: In a world full of war, disease, and Scaled Agile Framework, it's understandable to hope for a direct impact

Update #ListeAgileKonferenzen auf https://scrumschau.wordpress.com/2023/12/19/konferenzen-fur-scrum-und-agilitat-in-d-a-ch-jahr-2024/

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Agile Scale Camp am 22.11.2024
Online

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#Agile #Scrum #AgileCoach #AgileScaled #RTE #ScrumOfScrum #ScaledAgileFramework

#scrum #ScaledAgileFramework #theboys #Homelander #homelandermeme #soldierboy #agile #agilemethodologies #agilemethodology

Screen grab from "The Boys". Soldier Boy (labeled "Scrum") looks disgusted at Homelander (labeled "SAFe") and says to Homelander "You're a fucking disappointment".

#scrum #ScaledAgileFramework #releasetrain #releasetrainengineer #scrumteam #dev #qa #scrummaster #productowner #Meme #memes #Humor

AI photo of a train engine with an airplane wing, tail fin, and jet engine, flying.

Caption: With enough modifications to process, the release train will roll over teams with greater speed and efficiency

#scrum #ScaledAgileFramework #releasetrain #releasetrainengineer #Meme #memes #Humor

Photo of two men on bicycles riding train rails attached to a smaller bike also attached to the rail which holds some supplies.

Caption: When you are in a small organization that wants to do SAFe so the release train is also small

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