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Picture of Molly Ringwald saying "Everything's just getting shittier"

Caption: Looking back at the year and thinking about what working here will be like in the new year

#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #coding #programming #programminghumor #codinghumor #programmer_humor #programmer #memes #Meme #Humor #humour

Painting titled The Torment of Saint Anthony (c. 1487-88)

Caption: When you are the only one working between Christmas and New Year's so you have to handle every executive request and production issue

#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #qa #scrummaster #productowner #sprint #sprintgoals #failedsprint #jira #yearinreview #memes #Meme #Humor #humour

Picture of a row or port-a-potties on fire.

Caption: If Jira gave me a Wrapped of my sprints from this year

#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #qa #scrummaster #blockers #ChristmasWeek #memes #Meme #Humor #humour

A section of missing pavement filled with and outlined by orange traffic cones.

Caption:
Scrum master: Do you have any blockers?

Me: It's Christmas week and most everyone is out. Everything is a blocker!

#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #coding #programming #programminghumor #codinghumor #programmer_humor #programmer #codereview #santa #santaclaus #memes #Meme #Humor #humour

Young man showing his phone to Santa. The man is labeled "Asking Santa to help find the bug in my code"
Santa is labeled "Santa pointing out that it all looks like crap, needs major refactoring, and suggests a career change"

#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #qa #scrummaster #productowner #leadership #management #executives #endofyear #HolidaySeason #ChristmasWeek #noworkwillgetdone #jakepaul #AnthonyJoshua #memes #Meme #Humor #humour

Anthony Joshua (labeled "Executive expecting things to get done this week") getting ready to punch a beleaguered Jake Paul (labeled "Me who is out of PTO days, just wanting to coast into January")

#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #qa #scrummaster #productowner #sprintplanning #sprintgoals #sprint #failedsprint #iteration #Meme #memes #Humor #humour

Quentin Tarantino ominously standing behind Paul Dano

Dano is labeled "Me during sprint planning"
Tarantino is labeled "The next weeks ready to unleash its horrors"

#scrum #scrumteam #meetings #zoom_meetings #teamsmeetings #TeamMeetings #slack #boringmeetings #distracted #memes #Meme #Humor #humour

Picture of a laughing baby

Caption: Me trying not to lose it while my buddy messages me on Teams during a meeting we are both attending

#scrum #scrumteam #leadership #executives #budgetcuts #layoffs #reductionsinforce #Meme #memes #Humor #humour

Photo of Trump putting the FIFA peace prize medal over his head.

Caption: Leadership taking credit for saving money by cutting staff which delayed deliverables

#scrum #scrumteam #ScaledAgileFramework #safe #agilemethodology #agilemethodologies #ScaledAgileFrameworkIsntAgile #Meme #memes #Humor #humour

Photo of Michael Scott from "The Office" (US version) saying "I'm going to make this way harder than it needs to be"

Caption: Looking back at the creation of Scaled Agile Framework

#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #coding #programming #programminghumor #codinghumor #programmer_humor #memes #Meme #Humor #humour

Old woman says to old man "Why are you building a time machine?"

He responds 'You'll see"

Bottom frame shows them as young adults.
She says "I think you should be a software developer"

He says "No"

#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #qa #scrummaster #productowner #leadership #management #executives #layoffs #OfficeChristmasParty #Meme #memes #Humor #humour

The image is a still from The Lego Movie featuring Batman in Cloud Cuckoo Land.

Batman says "I hate this place"

Caption: I think I'd rather be working than sitting at the company Christmas party listening to leadership gaslight us into the idea that they love us and we're family, knowing more layoffs are just around the corner.

#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #qa #scrummaster #productowner #venting #memes #Meme #Humor #humour

Photo of a person walking outside with the appearance of steam coming from their head.

Caption: It's advisable to take a walk to let off some steam rather than strangling a coworker

#scrum #scrumteam #returntooffice #rto #leadership #executives #memes #Meme #Humor #humour

Picture of a bird sitting on the head of a statue of a man sitting in a chair. The man's head is covered in bird feces.

#scrum #scrumteam #executives #leadership #priorities #number1 #executives #toppriorities #toppriority #Meme #memes #Humor #humour

A hand holding a brain extends from out of the frame to offer it to a man who holds up his hand signaling declining the offer and he says "No thanks, I believe in having multiple number 1 priorities"

#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #coding #programming #programminghumor #codinghumor #programmer_humor #programmer #AI #aicoding #aicodingtools #aicodegeneration #AIhumor #Meme #memes #Humor #humour

Picture of a robot face with eyes that look like it is crying.

Caption: After only a day of use, my AI coding assistant is also considering updating their resume

#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #coding #programming #programminghumor #codinghumor #programmer_humor #programmer #qahumor #qa #Qatesting #softwaretesting #memes #Meme #humour #Humor

Photo of a guy in a room looking tired and stressed.

Caption: When you wake up in the morning after deploying your code last night to find QA has already opened multiple defects on you

#scrum #scrumteam #executives #leadership #AI #aicodingtools #aicoding #Meme #memes #Humor #humour

Donald Trump (labeled Executives) smiling and looking fondly at Zohran Mamdani (labeled AI)

#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #qa #scrummaster #productowner #leadership #management #executives #returntooffice #rto #techbros #Meme #memes #Humor #humour

Heads of the seven top tech companies standing in a circle in a parking lot. Caption overlaying them giving the impression one of them is saying "How about we send out emails telling everyone who wasn't replaced by AI that they need to be in the office SIX days a week now"

#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #qa #pizzaparty #officelife #memes #Meme #Humor #humour

Picture of a pizza that is just crust with the entire middle missing.

Caption: When that one guy in the department who always picks the easy user stories leaves you some pizza at the department pizza party

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