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#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #qa #scrummaster #productowner #memes #Meme #Humor #humour

Photo of a car engine on fire

Caption: My team is a finely tuned engine that sometimes runs a little hot

The engine:

#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #qa #scrummaster #productowner #TechLeadership #SeniorDeveloper #Meme #memes #Humor #humour

Humphrey Bogart and the text "And now, having sufficiently confused you, I have to go."

Caption: There's always that one senior member of the department who is always overbooked but shows up to your meeting for a few minutes to spew a bunch of technical knowledge and just as many concerns about the solution being discussed.

Eigentlich kann ich mein Blog einstampfen und auf @FelixStein Blog verweisen. Er sagt eigentlich alles wichtige, was mir im Kopf auch herumschwirrt.

Hier eine super Zusammenfassung über das neue Scrum Expansion Pack von Sutherland & Co:
https://www.lean-agility.de/2025/06/scrum-guide-expansion-pack.html

#Scrum #ScrumGuide #Agile #AgileCoach #ScrumMaster

Check out the Podcast Interview with Joe Justice, Author of Scrum Master: The Agile Training Seminar for Business Performance - Watch here: https://youtu.be/hDfxCDOMlQ8 #books #ScrumMaster #Agile #Tesla #ElonMusk #LeanPub #Wikispeed #JoeDX #Innovation #Manufacturing #Leadership

I know the answer but after so many years, I'm tired of explaining it.

#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #qa #scrummaster #memes #Meme #Humor #humour

Character askes "Why do we estimate in points instead of hours?"

A laser beam shoots down and zaps him.

Two military men say "He was asking too many questions."

#scrum #scrumteam #productowner #releasetrain #dev #developer #qa #scrummaster #memes #Meme #Humor #humour

Trolly train straddling two tracks.

Caption: The team with two product owners is right on track with their work

Dea Mandery presents 'Points Aren't The Point. Delivering Impact Is.' July 24th at Nebraska.Code().

https://nebraskacode.amegala.com/

#ProductDelivery #DeliveringImpact #Developer #QualityEngineer #Nebraska #ProjectManager #ScrumMaster #PracticalAgile #TechnologyConference #DeveloperConference #lincolnnebraska #agile #agileprojectmanagement #projectmanagement #software #softwarecraftsmanship #delivery

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#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #qa #scrummaster #productowner #DBA #memes #Meme #Humor #humour

Anime image of a guy sleeping sitting on a couch. He is labeled dev. Five people watch him sleep, waiting for him. They are labeled QA, scrum master, DBA, product owner, and sales

My team at Ookla are hiring in Spain!

Details in the below links.

#DataEngineer: https://jobs.jobvite.com/ookla/job/oG1QufwL

#ScrumMaster: https://jobs.jobvite.com/ookla/job/oKe6vfwj

#FediHire #GetFediHired #hiring #JobHunt

Was macht Anne heute? Letztes Jahr war sie auf dem Weg zum Scrum Master...

https://no-bullshit-agile.de/nba33-im-gespraech-anne-wird-scrum-mistress.html

#Scrum #ScrumMaster #Start

Gibt es Team-Phasen und muss man seinen Führungsstil anpassen, wenn man Teamlead, Coach, Scrum Master oder ähnliches ist?

Vielleicht hilft dir das Modell "Elastic Leadership" zumindest drüber nachzudenken...

https://no-bullshit-agile.de/nba68-elastic-leadership-flexibel-fuehren.html

#Agil #Agile #Leadership #Teamlead #Coach #ScrumMaster

#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #qa #scrummaster #productowner #ScaledAgileFramework #safe #agilemethodology #agilemethodologies #ScaledAgileFrameworkIsntAgile #Meme #memes #Humor #humour

Four panel comic

First panel: cute figure holding SAFe in its hand says "I love this thing IDK why people hate it so much"

Second panel: figure is sitting at a computer with SAFe on the table. It says "I'm gonna read a thing or two about it"

Third panel: figure stares at the computer in shock.

Fourth panel: figure smashes SAFe with its fist.

#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #qa #scrummaster #productowner #meme #memes #Humor #humour

Sesame Street characters Ernie, Cookie Monster, Bert, and Grover. All look loud and chaotic except Bert who looks upset. Bert is labeled Developer. Cookie Monster is labeled QA. Grover is labeled Scrum Master. Ernie is labeled Product Owner.

Der echte Facilitator Style!

#facilitator #Outliner #Hoody #AgileCoach #ScrumMaster #3DDruck

Links und rechts sind jeweils eine Kordel eined Hoody zu sehen. In der Mitte der Reißverschluss. Die linke Kordel hat einen orangenen Mini-Stift in Form eines Neuland Ouliner Stifts als Dekoration. Die rechte Kordel hat den zugehörigen Stiftdeckel in Miniatur-Format als Dekoration.

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