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Do ya' leik the deik? I'm sure ya' do! We're all just a buncha deik leikers here!

This is an accurate representation of what it's like inside my head most a' the time. What kinda random thoughts like this do ya have, poozers? Lemme know!

(Art sampled from "Superman" Vol. 1 #141. Edits: Altered Dialogue.)

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In a comic panel Superman, surrounded by a green jungle, furrows his brow in thought. He says, "My great loves have all had the initials L.L.! Lois Lane, Lana Lang, Lori Lemaris, Lex Luthor...am I just attracted to people with those initials? What would you even call that? Let's see, words that deal with words, like dictionary, come from the Latin dicere, meaning to say! That comes from the proto-indo-european root Deik, meaning to show! Like how initials show a name! So perhaps that's the correct word! A deik-sexual! Yes, I am a deiksexu-- oh wait, no, I hear it now. I mean, Batman's deik is nice but I like Lois too." A caption reads "A Kilowog-core Edit."

I look forward ta' Simon Spurrier's next issue!

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Of course Krypto's a communist, he's already fully automated, from space, and gay!

Krypto x Ace OTP

(Art sampled from "Adventure Comics" Vol. 1 #262. Edits: Altered Caption, Altered Dialogue, Art Touch Up)

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Three edited comic panels. In the first, a giant Krypto dives into a lake, upsetting boats and sending a wave toward a lakehouse with beachgoers. Someone shouts "Help!" A beachgoer says, "Kommie Krypto is sinking our unnecessarily luxurious boats and flooding our opulent property!" In the second panel, a caption reads, "He's off-leash and unlicensed! A Kanine Kommie! Krypto goes after a blimp that reads "Capitalism is the best!" and is saying "Consume" in a robotic tone over and over. Superboy flies by and thinks, "Kommie Krypto is destroying propaganda! How will the market survive?" In the final panel Krypto is using his X-Ray vision to destroy a military base. Krypto thinks, "Goodbye and good riddance, military industrial complex!" Someone in the base says, "If Kommie Krypto burns our military base, how will we oppress others to make our capitalists more profit? Woe!" A caption reads "A Kilowog-core Edit".

Sometimes I just start editin' an' let the story take me where it wants ta' take me. This is one a' those times. The original wuz kinda formulaic, but it did establish that Atlantean exiles have violet eyes (sometimes, at least).

How would you have this story go?

(Art sampled from "Adventure Comics" Vol. 1 #266. Edits: Altered Captions, Altered Dialogue, Minor Visual Edit)

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Four edited comic panels.telling the story of Aquaman meeting a blonde woman who looks just like him in an identical costume. After sounding like an obsessed stalker, Aquaman makes an excuse that a ship needs his help. Incensed, she goes off to sink the ship, but ends up meeting a tentacle monster and falling in love with its tentacles instead. A caption reads, "A Kilowog-core Edit".

Mebbe ya didn't know that Bizarro No. 1 wuz not the first Bizarro in comics! The first Bizarro wuz Bizarro Superboy from Superboy #68.

There's a reason this one don't get reprinted much, an' that's cuz Superboy's straight-up the villain a' the piece, persecutin' Bizarro just cuz he's ugly. Seems kinda off-brand.

(Art sampled from "Superboy" Vol. 1 #68)

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Two comic panels. In the first, Superboy is talking to a soldier at an army camp. A caption reads, "To defeat his flawed duplicate, wanted for the heinous crime of being awkward..." The soldier says, "Let me get this right-- you want to nuke Smallville to see what happens?" Superboy says, "Just outside Smallville, yes, to see what happens to Bizarro!" The soldier hesitates, then says, "You're lucky it's the '50s." The next panel shows Superboy flying through the air, dropping a nuclear bomb toward Bizarro. A caption reads, "Look, he does try to nuke Bizarro. That happens." Superboy says, "Move over Spider-Man, there's a new Menace! Duck and cover!" A caption on the nuke reads "A Kilowog-core Edit"

Both Superboy an' the scientist seem ta' hate science in this issue. Superboy treats the scientist like a failure because the amazin' miracle he managed wasn't the one he set out ta' manage, an' the Scientist is all "Well, that didn't work the very first time, guess I'll scrap everythin'!" That ain't how it works, poozers!

(Art sampled from "Superboy" Vol. 1 #68)

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In a comic panel a scientist looks with frustration at a gem and a lump of putty both in a red beam fired from a green machine. Superboy looks back over his shoulder as he opens the door to leave. A caption reads, "After using the strange ray again--" The scientist says, "The duplicate jewel also came out wrong! It's melting like ice! My... my invention is a failure!" Superboy says, "Too bad, professor! Well, I'll be on my way!" A caption reads, "Good Grodd, Superboy, he still managed to make a duplicator ray that creates matter! Show some appropriate awe!" Another caption reads "A Kilowog-core Edit".

Th' dialogue is original, I just changed the caption and touched up the old art.

You wanna see where liberals stand? Look at how blue city mayors acted when there were mass BLM protests in their cities. When push comes ta' shove, liberals side with th' fascists. That's why we keep organizin'!

(Art sampled from "Superboy" Vol. 1 #65)

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