I don't know what scares me more: that this exists, or that someone, somewhere, is not going to get the joke and use it for real.

https://github.com/Zorokee/ArtificialCast

@lupus_blackfur@mastodon.world @jwz@mastodon.social Thanks.

@lupus_blackfur@mastodon.world @jwz@mastodon.social Badly.

You know, this is so close to accuracy it's almost scary.

Since we appear to be doing this shit again in the USA, I've dusted off some old code that I'm releasing for the use of ICE. I hope they enjoy it.

#software #algorithm #sort #satire #ICE

@BenDoubleU@mastodon.llyxx.me @arth@sharkey.world THERE WAS NO SEQUEL! YOU TAKE THAT FILTHY LIE OUT OF YOUR FILTHY MOUTH!

🙉LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA I CAN'T HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR YOU!

@hector Fair.

@hector I think he might be worse than Dahmer on the straight body count and suffering factor in the long haul.

If you think I'm too critical of Elon Musk you're really gonna hate the history books

The most incredible mindbender is

**Running Linux in a PDF*"

Yeah somebody created a virtual machine within a portable document format file and runs a micro Linux version in it I will not talking about just the kernel!

https://youtu.be/cWnN-FA3zRM?si=2TK0MxpdouwFPzyW

#DoesItRunDoom
#bash #sh #zsh #ksh #csh #WomenWhoCode #100DaysOfCode #1000DaysOfCode #POSIX #Programming #Linux #PDF #embedded #incredible #TIL

@arth 🤷‍♂️

#healthcare #luigimangione

What operating systems do you use?

This includes on your PC/computer and mobile devices, or anywhere else for that matter. Select all that apply!

Please BOOST for maximum exposure to the #Fediverse

If your choice isn't listed, simply comment and let's discuss things!

#Poll #Polls #POTD #Question #Questions #QOTD #Windows #MacOS #Linux #Unix #ChromeOS #iOS #Android #Tech #Technology #AllThingsTech

@cliffwade@infosec.exchange At work I use an OS of my own design for embedded projects.

@lawprofblawg@mstdn.social I don't get the inclusion of #satire there.

Isn't satire supposed to be an exaggeration of reality, not documentation of it?

@Daojoan@mastodon.social It would help if he actually told jokes instead of being one.

Thinking of Aaron Swartz today & I’m stuck on this photo - he & OpenAI CEO Sam Altman (both circled) each scraped 1000s of docs but one did it to make the knowledge free for all while the other did it to make $$$$ through probabilistic plagiarism. The US DOJ only came after one of them & the other is feted by tech bros and executives.

Thank you Aaron for so much, for RSS, for Markdown, for Creative Commons and more. I’m sorry our society failed you.

@coolandnormal@aus.social @nixCraft@mastodon.social Yeah, but then you're also hanging out with programmers all day.

That turns out to be really soul-sucking.

@coolandnormal@aus.social @nixCraft@mastodon.social You would not believe the number of software types who will act as if they know more about a given problem domain than the actual domain experts.

So it would not surprise me in the slightest to see a programmer telling a roughneck how drilling for oil really works.