#Beards

My current beard, it goes next week!!

lemmy.world/post/31280968

Bearologists and bearophiles of Mastodon.

Considering the bear code system, would you think of me as a B3 or a B4?

groups.google.com/g/alt.sex.mo

Or what else would you consider me 😱😁

#NBCS #NaturalBearsClassificationSystem #gaybear #beards

2025-06-08
The last Matrix movie would’ve been improved with cats instead. Today’s tshirt. #tshirtoftheday #beard #beards #beardsofinstagram #geek #sotd #manof1000shirts
Absolute Memery 🎭AbsoluteMemery@tribe.net
2025-05-25

Trust no one when they talk about your beard! #Men #Beard #Beards #Manhood #Manliness #Manly #Male.

#Meme #Memes #Humour #Humor

2025-05-24
Hello Mistress. She’s definitely not gauche. Today’s tshirt. #tshirtoftheday #beard #beards #beardsofinstagram #geek #sotd #manof1000shirts #riptapparel
LandingStreamLandingStream
2025-05-24
beard brush pen
✯Pumpkin👑Prole🎃Provinto@tenforward.social
2025-05-21

I'm about to turn 32 and I've never tried atrocious beards before (just the same old reliable Lenin goatee (which rocks and if you disagree no you don't (not with these eyes))). please recommend what you consider the ugliest styles for me to try out. on my queue already is the Amish neckbeard, the muttonchops and moustache combo/connection, and just sideburns that reach the end of my neck hairs. I promise forthcoming photos (probably just to followers but my enemies likely already know my face so who knows).

(advance notice: if anyone suggests a Charlie Chaplin moustache you should consider yourself threatened with euthanasia)

#beards #beard #badbeards

Aaron :bc:🖖a@beige.party
2025-05-10

#Beards

I think everyone who wants one should have one, no explanation, no judgement. Anyone. No one can tell you not to have one if you want one.

These are my thoughts on most things, I just said beards, but it could have been green pants 🩲 or literally anything else. There should be nothing off limits as long as by doing it, having it, using it - harm is not done to another being. If I am arrested for this, then so be it.

A subset of people are likely angry and upset about all of this. They are idiots, ignore them.

Everyone else: Please enjoy these #beard-positive gifs:

2025-05-08
2025-05-02
They are so bad you’d think they are missing on purpose. Today’s tshirt. #tshirtoftheday #beard #beards #beardsofinstagram #geek #sotd #manof1000shirts #riptapparel #starwars
2025-04-24

Me: I'm a huge nerd mowing the grass in my backyard. What can I do to look like a bigger geek.

Hat with neck flap...

#Selfie #Beard #Beards #Photo #Photograph #BeardsUp

Selfie of a very thick reddish bearded white man wearing sunglasses and a floppy grey hat with a neck flap and a grey t-shirt that reads "Mouse Rat" in red text within a portion of a black.
PrinceOfDenmarkPrinceOfDenmark@mas.to
2025-04-21

#3goodthings #ThreeGoodThings
1) #SFArtFair with the family.
2) Had a chuckle at myself - saw the long line at the cannabis dispensary and marveled at how many people needed to self-medicate to deal with family for Easter. Totally forgot the calendar date. 🤦‍♂️
3) Entertained by part one of a two hour podcast on the role of #beards in history. No, really. Looking forward to hour two!

offgrid_dreameroffgrid_dreamer
2025-04-14

Hello sweet people, tell me 3 things you're grateful about today 💙 here are mine :

1 - The lake behind me in the photo.
2 - Being able to go on vacation.
3 - Having an amazing partner and family-in-law.

Let's build together 💙

Me, a bearded young man with glasses standing with a a lake and mountains behind me
offgrid_dreameroffgrid_dreamer
2025-04-11

What view ! Today while hiking in southern Italy, I found this abandoned building with such an amazing view.

offgrid_dreameroffgrid_dreamer
2025-04-07

Tomorrow we go to the south of Italy to spend a week with my family-in-law. I can't wait to discover more of their local products and meet passionate , skilled people. I'm so excited 😍

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