Bonus #Joke
A hungry traveler stops at a monastery and is taken to the kitchen where a brother is frying chips. "Are you the friar?" he asks.
The brother replies, "No, I'm the chip monk."
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Puns #JokeOfTheDay #CatholicHumor #Fasting #FatTuesday #MardiGras #Mardi_Gras #Monks #Friars #DadJoke #ScottHillburn
Bonus #MardiGras #Jokes
Q: What do you call gumbo that doesn't turn out quite right?
A: Meaty okra.
Q: Why should you always order a burger in the oldest neighborhood in New Orleans?
A: Because they serve the best French Quarter pounders.
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Puns #JokeOfTheDay #CatholicHumor #Fasting #FatTuesday #AshWednesday #Priests #Confessional #GiuseppeMolteni #Art #Painting #CatholicConfession
Happy #FatTuesday / #MardiGras!
"Souls ain't born, souls don't die
Soul ain't made of earth, ain't made of water, ain't made of sky
Ride the flaming circle, wind the golden reel
Roll on, brother, in the wheel inside the wheel"
Happy Fat Tuesday!
Time to stuff yourself with semla!
#fattuesday #semla #semla2026 #originalCharacter #cat #kemonomimi #orangecatbehaviour #art #MastoArt
Happy Lunar Shrove New Pancake Year Of The Fat FireHorse Named Tuesday to all whom calibrate!
Have some blackened pancake-wrapped phở gà king cake with szechuan maple syrup!
#ShroveTuesday
#MardiGras
#FatTuesday
#LunarNewYear
#Carnival
#ChineseNewYear
#YearOfTheHorse
#FireHorse
Snowy Day + Fat Tuesday = GUMBO tonight
It is Ramadan, Chinese New Year, and Fat Tuesday/Mardi Gras, and Carnival!
May all your celebrations and observations be joyous!
#ramadan #ChineseNewYear #gunghayfatchoy #mardigras #carnival #fattuesday
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
Happy Fat Tuesday, all.
#FatTuesday #MardiGras #PaczkiDay #CaptainCarrot #ZooCrew #comics
Happy Fat Tuesday to all who are celebrating!
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Making #pancakes tonight? Here’s a recipe from the 16th century which includes “two or three spoonefuls of ale” — (from The Good Huswifes Jewell, an English cookery book from 1585, via @britishlibrary: https://www.bl.uk/learning/images/texts/cooks/transcript839.html?utm_content=bufferf085d&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer) #PancakeDay #FatTuesday #ShroveTuesday
Today! Eat pancakes, raise $ for the Canadian Cancer Society at all Sunset Grill locations #FatTuesday
Happy #FatTuesday! Here's a few costume designs by artist Charles Briton for the 1873 New Orleans Mardi Gras. See more great carnival designs, and learn about their creators, in our essay by @AllisonCMeier: https://publicdomainreview.org/essay/illustrating-carnival-remembering-the-overlooked-artists-behind-early-mardi-gras/ #MardiGras
A tiny semla, or temla as one might call it.
Just live streamed making some gumbo #fattuesday