I'm not exaggerating when I tell you my life is like maybe #TreesLounge #SteveBuschemi some sad film.
I'm on the phone w/ the #Agency
Since I left the apartment 25 mins ago, right? #onHold of course. Yep yep. So, finally, just as I'm completing a separate financial transaction where i'm required to count change; put a card away, the lady answers. She hung up on me.
Then there's a guy standing very near the busiest intersection in #StateCollege . Shoutin through a #megaphone . I'm pretty sure I heard something about sinners. Man I nearly got into an accident.
It's just not safe to go around anymore. Oh yeah.
And it's the #IndependenceDay
The #octogenarians are out today!
Get on out-there, people! It's 90ยฐ and your AC is going to break while you're at the stoplight. Just so you know.