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2025-11-06

Me: I can't handle this today. Them: What? Me: gestures vaguely at everything* MyBodylsTryingTokillMe.com
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2025-11-06

Artist: Dagsson

a guy with a cane & an aching back saying 'take me with you' and chasing (very slowly) the grim reaper who looks back and says 'stop following me!' Dagsson 25
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2025-11-06

1 - guy going thru drive-thru and the speaker person says 'good evening, what would you like sir?' 2 - the guy in the car says 'a goddamn fucking break!'
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2025-11-01

#2025

space ghost looking out at outer space please, someone, anyone, tell me this is all just a horrible nightmare
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2025-10-30

"You don't respond to to and of my messages!" ME: You're not special. I also don't respond to any of my body's needs. MyBodySsTryingTokillMe.com
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2025-10-30

You won't find a happier me than when I'm unconscious
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2025-10-29

I am also error

Legend of Zelda screen with Lynk and other guy in a brick building a pop up says "I am error."
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2025-10-29

Idk I just feel like Michael Myers would take one look at me and be like... nah, she's been through enough
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2025-10-26

frawgs - and then god was like let's not give this bitch a break
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2025-10-25

Me: I can't handle this today. Them: What? Me: gestures vaguely at everything* MyBodylsTryingTokillMe.com
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2025-10-25

Sure, the government can shut down, but when I do it every single day, it's a problem. MyBodylsTryingTokillMe.com
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2025-10-22

Don't talk to me until I've had my cup of pills.

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2025-10-22

I just watched a group of healthy, happy, well-adjusted individuals walk past my house and it inspired me to get up and close the curtains.
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2025-10-21

girl giving finger guns and a picture of her looking annoyed if you can't handle me at my worst imagine how i feel
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2025-10-21

a guy looks like he is upset and crying you have your whole life ahead of you" is that a threat?
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2025-10-20

caputvulpinum: I'm in my sisyphus era but I'm pretty sure I'm almost out of it caputvulpinum: aw hell
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2025-10-20

Your carriage has arrived, ma'am. Me: But that is a dumpster fire... Me: Ugh, Fine. Help me in.
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2025-10-20

GENIE: You have 15 wishes ME: Isn't it always 3? GENIE: Yeah, but girl, you've got more issues than Vogue.
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2025-10-19

Why do medications always have side effects like 'anal leakage' & 'suicidal thoughts'? Why not 'invisibility or 'spontaneous orgasms'?
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2025-10-19

gayarsonist I need to get laid (1) ------------------ (1) gently, in the cold, dark earth

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