Lmst

Maybe opting to trim some grass in the backyard in a brisk spring breeze, under our extremely happy male juniper, was a very bad decision

My fingers are so cold now and

Achoo achoo ACHOO achoo Achoo

#PoorLifeChoices

Spot the one idiot who went straight through the thick gorse from 21 to 22 #orienteering #PoorLifeChoices

https://www.suffoc.routegadget.co.uk/rg2/#130&course=2&route=50017

A map showing a number of GPS traces. Only one (me) went straight through the darker green which represents denser woodland.

@GottaLaff
🥥 Trump's style of poor appointment choices captures the range from bad to worse.
If you think you can suggest a bad person to fill a role in his administration, he will actually come up with someone far worse. 🥥
#TrumpCabinet #PoorLifeChoices #ThroughTheLookingGlass #Huckabee
#EndTimes #OwningTheLibs #TuckersBalls

I fell asleep this morning at 0300 and woke up at 0630. I made #coffee around 10-1100 yesterday. As an avid #tea drinker, I have two pints a day. A pint of #Assam with breakfast and another pint of something else later in the day. I am not really a coffee drinker and have no idea. So I made the same amount. That was the only #caffeine I had all day. It was roughly 6 cups. I had to dilute it because it was stronger than
#turpentine.

I definitely won't be doing that again.

#poorlifechoices #ouch #headache #funny

@flexghost

#poorlifechoices

She should have stuck with selling dildos!

The kid goes back to school tomorrow and I have a very limited number of prep days before I do the same. So what am I doing? Staying up very late decorating tiles for a silly #art thing, of course.

#fml #mastoart #hexagons #sleepdeprivation #poorLifeChoices

Small hexagonal tiles, each decorated with sharpie in abstract designs. Each tile has three lines connecting it to other tiles on alternating faces of the hexagon.

Several hexagonal tiles placed in a honeycomb pattern so that continuous lines appear to move across tiles, through the designs on the tiles.

#HappyTurkeyDay !

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Thanksgiving2023 #ThanksgivingDinner #ThanksgivingMeme #TurkeyDay #Turkey #Thanksgiving #TurkeyDay #Cartoon #Tattoo #SkinArt #Regrets #PoorLifeChoices #TattoosDay #Tattoos #Tattoodon

Cartoon of several turkeys in a farmyard, behind a wire fence. They are all looking fearfully at a farmer in the distance, who has an ax in his hand. One turkey is even more wide-eyed in terror than the others, and has a dotted line around his neck.

The meme text reads, “Gene was beginning to regret his neck tattoo.”

Starting your day with a big calabasa full of mathé after a night of bad sleep is a super bad idea.

Especially if your first thing in the morning is a disassembly of a #NintendoSwitch joycon in an attempt to repair it.

I am amazed to be able to plug back the battery, given how much my hands were shaking 😅

#PoorLifeChoices

Tfw when you're in an Alabama gas station bathroom in a flirty romper with so many ties and bits that can in no way be allowed to touch the floor. 😬😬😬

#mistakes #PoorLifeChoices #roadtrip

I’ve been completely wiped all week after eating too many almonds on the weekend and unleashing a violent IBS attack. I had to nap every day this week because of subsequent exhaustion. But today I managed to complete a difficult physical training session and I am not feeling destroyed. I think I’m finally over my bad life choice. No more pigging out on almonds. So not worth it, even though they are delicious. #exhaustion #IBS #PoorLifeChoices