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Bear with me for this joke...

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Hiking #Hikers #Bears #BearsOfMastodon #Bearstodon #BlackBears #GrizzlyBears #SignFails #SignFail #BewareTheSigns

Park district sign, which reads:

"WARNING!

Frequency of human-bear encounters!

Hikers: please take extra precautions and wear little noisy bells on clothing to give advance warning and avoid surprising the animals. We also suggest carrying pepper spray in case of an encounter with a bear.

Be vigilant for fresh bear activity and distinguish between Black bear and Grizzly bear feces. Black bear feces are smaller and contain lots of berries and squirrel fur.

Grizzly bear shit has bells in it and smells like pepper. Happy hiking...

This week's theme is #ElfOnTheShelf .

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Christmas #Elf #Elves #ChristmasElf #MerryChristmas #Weinacht #SignFail #SignFails #Signage #ElfOnAShelf

Photo of a building at nighttime. Along the top, the words "Tacoma Elf Storage" are lit in bright neon letters. Closer examination shows that it actually reads "Tacoma Self Storage," but the S in Self has burned out.

It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Spelling #SpellingFail #Signage #SignFail #RoadSign

A handmade sign set in the grass by the side of a road. It reads "Ho Made Apple Butter." The first word is spelled "H-O."

BONUS #JOKE:
Daylight savings AND election day in the same week?!? What sicko let this happen?

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Vote #Elections #Election2024 #2024Elections #Kamala #KamalaHarris #Trump #SignFail #SignFails #YardSigns #DaylightSavingsTime

Text-only meme. Text reads, "I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I might have voted for a realtor."

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Traffic #SignFails #SignFail #EvelKnievel #Stunts #Stuntmen #Daredevils #Motorcycles

Photo of some traffic signs on pole in an intersection, right next to the corner of a brick building. The top sign is round, with a red thick line around the edge. Inside that, are two symbol icons: a motorcycle which is seemingly floating over a car symbol.

Below the circular sign is a rectangular sign. This lower sign has been altered by someone with a marker and paper to say, “Except for Evel Knievel.”

BONUS #JOKE :
One spelling mistake can destroy life...
A husband sent this postcard to his wife:
"I'm having a wonderful time. Wish you were her."

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Signage #SignFail #SignFails #Grammar #EditorsLife #GrammarPolice #SpellingFail

A hand-made sign tacked to a utility pole. The sign reads simply

"Tudoring - (504) 444-3517 "

(The word is incorrectly spelled like the English T-U-D-O-R family, and not correctly as T-U-T-O-R .)

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #School #SignFail #SignFails #Signs #Signage

A street sign with an arrow pointing to the left. The sign reads, “Student Drop-off” and “No Stopping.”

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #SignFail #Signs #Signage #Bathrooms #SignFails #DoorHandles #DoorHandle

Photo of a bathroom door. Next to the door is a small sign that reads "Men" with the standard cartoon symbol of a male. That same symbol is painted life-size on the bathroom door itself, but the door handle is placed very awkwardly between the male's legs, where his reproductive organs would be.

Meme text reads: "This door could have been handled better."

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Paper sign posted in a store door window. It reads, "Push to open. If that does not work, pull. If both do not work, try the actual entrance around the corner."

Every time I go past this drive-thru window at a local Burger King, it just strikes me as funny. It doesn't say, "Continue to other window," or "Please pay at next window," or anything like that.

It just says, "The other window."

But if this is "the other window," then shouldn't I have driven past a *first* window earlier? (There is no earlier window.)

My editorial OCD is so set off by this. 😂

#FensterFreitag #WindowFriday #EditorsLife #SignSpotting #Signs #FastFoodRestaurants #SignFail #DriveThrus #DriveThruThoughts

A fast food drive-thru window. Behind the glass, there is no cash register, no worker, and no indication that the window station is a working drive-thru station. On the left side behind the glass, there are some shelves of fast food restaurant supplies.

On the right side of the glass, someone has hung a piece of paper that reads only "The Other Window."

I love a challenge.
#Humor #Funny #SignFail

This seems a little drastic.
#Humor #SignFail #Funny

Bus sign: We plan to cut all homeless people in half by 2025

When supper was ended he took the meatloaf, gave it thanks and praise, offered it to his disciples and said...

#SignFail #Meatloaf

A sign outside a restaurant reads "Jesus Christ is born hot meatloaf".

Not to #kinkshame, but Beachtruck 2 Ass sounds painful ;)

https://mastodon.social/media/bLtDq6tqpvJg8Mo0Xrw

(#Norwegian has a rather awkward abbreviation for assortment 🤔😏)

#advert #ads #signFail #funny #CoopOBS

#SignFail

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