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Every sign has a story ...

"Do not wash your feet in the toilet"

(Seen near #AngkorWat #Cambodia )

November 2025

#Sign #FunnySign

Laminated sign stuck to a wall. Message in both English and Khmer.

#funnysigns #funnysign #funny #haha #autoimmune #autoimmunedisorder #lupus #rheumatoidarthritis #mctd #uctd #sjogrens #chronicillnesshumor #chronicillnessmemes

a sign that says its you vs you and one you has to die

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Harsh.

#harsh #sign #RoadSign #FunnySign #POS #insult #UofS #UniversityOfSaskatchewan #Saskatoon #SK #USask #YXE #university #campus

A navigation sign on a University of Saskatchewan campus road. It contains indicator arrows and names. The top one says "V.I.D.O. Court" with an arrow pointing right. The bottom one says "POS Pilot Plant" with a curved arrow pointing ahead, then right.

The structure of the sign is poured concrete, with exposed aggregate, atop a narrow concrete pillar. It appears to be poured in one piece.

Shhhh, the bread hasn't risen yet 🤫

#bread #baking #funnysign #breadinprogress #breadsleeping

So, apparently traffic enters and also LIVES in Dún Laoghaire, Ireland 🤷🏻 #funny #onlyinireland #funnysign #signage #sundaysmile #photography

Happy St Patrick's Day! 🍀
(I understand if you need a moment of silence to commemorate all the #beer wasted 🥺)

#PubSign in #Aldermaston

#FunnySign #FunnySigns #Bier #beard #Bart #FacialHair #pub

They don't want you to park there. They don't want you to enter. And they don't want you to shoot them 😅 #funnysign #humorous #irishcountryside #onlyinireland #ireland #funny #farmsign #donotenter #smartphonephotography #photography

The perfectly round poop of headless dogs is legendary.

#sign #humor #funny #FunnySign #FunnyDog #Dog #Dogs #Picture

A green sign with a black graphic of a person with a headless dog on a leash. Two little perfectly round circles are at the back of the dog and the person is bent to pick them up.

#meme #youwouldntmeme #funny #funnysign

You wouldn't smoke or vape on a defibrillator meme

Sign from a doctors office where it says "strictly no smoking or vaping on these", but the word "premises" has been obscured by another sign for a defibrillator

BONUS JOKE:

More sad news…
The man who invented the snooze alarm has died. His funeral will be held on Tuesday at 9:00 am… No, 9:05… Make that 9:10… Okay, 9:15…

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Signage #FunnySigns #FunnySign #Puns #Joke #Autocorrect #SnoozeButton #SnoozeAlarms #SnoozeAlarm #DadJoke #AutocorrectFail

Photo of a standard customizable business sign, sitting in front of a parked car by a roadside. The sign reads:
“The inventor of autocorrect has died. The funnel will be held tomato.”

After this past week, I think we all need #HootinTootinTuesday more than ever today.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Signage #FunnySigns #FunnySign #Route66icons #Route66 #HandTools

Photo of a “Route-66-style” roadway sign for a closed attraction or business. It is an extremely oversized hammer standing in an open plain. On the hammer handle is a large sign which reads:

“THIS IS NOT A DRILL…

I REPEAT… THIS IS NOT A DRILL”

It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Signs #DoorsOfMastodon #DoorsOfTheWorld #Doors #SignFail #FunnySign

Paper sign posted in a store door window. It reads, "Push to open. If that does not work, pull. If both do not work, try the actual entrance around the corner."

A humorous 'No parking' sign in Bengaluru is causing amusement online. #FunnySign #Bengaluru #AncientWrath https://us.technoholic.me/EaAYoqa

Privacy?

#sign #signs #funnysign #fun #faliro #athens #greece

It was an honour to relieve myself there.
#funnysign #goodsign

Also, I noticed this sign.

#BikeTooter #Brisbane #sign #FunnySign

A sign on a pathway surrounded by trees, it reads: NOTICE, Thankyou for noticing this new notice, your noticing it has been noted.

It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Comedy #Jokestodon #Signs #BearsOfMastodon #Bearstodon #FunnySigns #FunnySign #PetFriendly #PetFriendlyHousing #Pets

Sign outside a Comfort Inn, says
"NOW PET FRIENDLY!
EXCEPT FOR BEARS.
WE'RE NOT MAKING
THAT MISTAKE AGAIN."

Remember that funny photo of the signage of the "College of Architecture and Planning", where the "C" was seemingly not planned for, and moved to the wall of the building to its left?
Well, apparently there's a whole discussion about whether or not it was fake, and if it wasn't fake, whether or not it was intentional..

So, enjoy this wall of text about text on a wall: https://franklycurious.com/wp/2018/02/06/planning-sign-joke/

#CollegeOfArchitectureAndPlanning #FunnySigns #FunnySign #funny