Ah, yes, because what everyone truly craves is yet another terminal-based tool to pretend they’re optimizing AWS costs while really just playing hacker in their pajamas. 🤓💸 Who needs a real solution when you can just throw some Go code at it and call it a day? 🛠️😂
https://github.com/elC0mpa/aws-doctor #terminaltools #AWSoptimization #GoLang #hackerhumor #techsatire #HackerNews #ngated

🚀 Oh wow, a Language Model stuck in the Victorian Era! 🕰️ Just what we needed: an AI that can't understand electricity, let alone the Internet 🌐. Next, they'll train one on cave paintings! 😜 #InnovationFail
https://github.com/haykgrigo3/TimeCapsuleLLM #InnovationFail #AIhumor #LanguageModel #VictorianEra #TechSatire #InternetCulture #HackerNews #ngated

🚨Breaking: Internet implodes as one developer decides to keep their JavaScript opus a secret. 😂 Spoiler: Nobody noticed because their browser had JavaScript disabled. 🙄🔧
https://twitter.com/MarcJSchmidt/status/2009688028931875156 #InternetImplodes #JavaScriptSecret #DeveloperHumor #BrowserDisabled #TechSatire #HackerNews #ngated

🔐🚨 Wow, Flock Safety, you've really outdone yourself this time! Hardcoding the password for America's surveillance 53 times is a masterclass in security 🤣. Next time, just tattoo it on your forehead for convenience! 🤦‍♂️
https://nexanet.ai/blog/53-times-flocksafety-hardcoded-the-password-for-americas-surveillance-infrastructure #FlockSafetyFails #SecurityFlop #SurveillanceHumor #PasswordBlunder #TechSatire #HackerNews #ngated

Oh look, another genius idea from the depths of corporate innovation 🤔: cut costs with 'prompt caching' and save those precious LLM tokens 💰. Because clearly, the problem is not the convoluted explanations but *how* to make them cheaper in bulk. As if slapping a price tag on incomprehensibility is the ultimate solution 🎉.
https://ngrok.com/blog/prompt-caching/ #corporateinnovation #promptcaching #costcutting #LLMtokens #techsatire #businessstrategy #HackerNews #ngated

😆 Oh boy, comparing AI-generated apps to UFOs is like asking why your toaster doesn't conquer the universe! Clearly, the galaxy of AI is as empty as the promises in a startup pitch. 🚀✨ Instead of finding new apps, maybe just find a better lunch buddy. 🍔💻
https://codemanship.wordpress.com/2025/12/14/the-gorman-paradox-where-are-all-the-ai-generated-apps/ #AIApps #Humor #StartupCulture #TechSatire #LunchBuddy #HackerNews #ngated

🚀✨ Oh, look! Another Linux distro promising the ultimate "privacy-respecting, smooth and stable" experience... because apparently, the last 500 variations just weren't enough. Customizable KDE Plasma? 🖥️ Wow, groundbreaking stuff, truly. Next up, Aurora will be writing your novel while you explore the galaxy. 🌌😂
https://getaurora.dev/en #LinuxDistroHumor #CustomizableKDE #PlasmaExperience #PrivacyRespectingTech #TechSatire #AuroraGalaxyExploration #HackerNews #ngated

Grok Claims Elon Excels at Every Possible Skill — All of Them

#Grok #AI #ElonMusk #TechSatire #FediHumor #TechCommunity

🚀 Oh, the sheer audacity of expecting our robot overlords to master trading when they can't even pass a security checkpoint without a JavaScript hall pass! 🤖📉 Meanwhile, real quant traders are busy laughing as they sip coffee and watch the AI circus from the sidelines. ☕🎪
https://nof1.ai/blog/TechPost1 #robottrading #AIhumor #quanttraders #techsatire #tradingfails #HackerNews #ngated

Welp! Reconnaissance didn't go as expected. Maybe Bill's infiltration will go better?

The fourth part of Biggest Little Bill, a tech satire and civil noir short story, is now available: https://matthewreinbold.com/2025/10/30/BiggestLittleBill-04

#amWriting #techSatire

Ah, the wonders of modern programming! 🤦‍♂️ We've reached the pinnacle of #innovation where you can write Go code in JavaScript files, but only if you first sacrifice a goat to the almighty gods of cookies and JavaScript. 🐐🍪 It's like building a spaceship out of lego...with a manual in Braille! 🌌
https://www.npmjs.com/package/vite-plugin-use-golang #modernprogramming #codinghumor #GoJavaScript #techsatire #HackerNews #ngated

🌟 Ah, the timeless wisdom of realizing one only lives once, delivered by someone who probably spent days crafting their GitHub Copilot prompts instead of just clicking 'skip ad' on YouTube. 🤦‍♂️ Why stop at shorts when there are entire feature-length films to ignore while pretending to write "better code"? 👨‍💻🎬
https://github.com/CaptainYouz/FocusTube #timelesswisdom #GitHubCopilot #codinghumor #lifeadvice #techsatire #HackerNews #ngated

🎉😂 Oh great, another AI "genius" who can't do math. Apparently, 98% became 250% after a few all-nighters and some human meddling. 🤖🤦‍♂️ Next time, maybe let the AI handle your counting skills too?
https://www.moderndescartes.com/essays/ai_codebase/ #AIfails #AIhumor #MathMistakes #TechSatire #CountingFail #HackerNews #ngated

😂 Oh, the horror! A programmer discovers the ultimate computer hack and then spends a lifetime fretting about it. 🎭 But fear not, our hero has crafted the magical Diverse DoubleCompiling spell to save the day—because nothing says "trustworthy" like double the compiling and double the confusion! 🤹‍♂️
https://dwheeler.com/trusting-trust/ #programminghumor #computerhacks #softwaredevelopment #doublescompiling #techsatire #HackerNews #ngated

Tiny, tireless, and photosynthetic. Yebra’s favorite kind of employee.

Gizmo Warhammer 40k team for Teegarden readable here -> https://universe26.com

#Gizmos #SciFiArt #CharacterDesign #IndieComics #CorporateSatire #WarhammerParody #AltComics #DarkHumor #PoliticalSatire #PopSurrealism #BioengineeredHumans #UndergroundComics #ComicArt #ConceptArt #Worldbuilding #GeneticSatire #CounterCultureArt #ExperimentalArt #IndieArt #TechSatire #PostHumanism #SciFiWorldbuilding #CorporateCritique

Apparently, someone thought the internet needed yet another step-by-step guide on setting up a VPS, because who doesn’t want a veritable novel on how to deploy a server in 2025? 🤔💻 Spoiler alert: it’s like every other guide, but with extra self-indulgence and a sprinkle of "why I’m better than AWS." 🥱🚀
https://bhargav.dev/blog/VPS_Setup_and_Security_Checklist_A_Complete_Self_Hosting_Guide #VPSguides #InternetHumor #ServerSetup #TechSatire #CloudComputing #HackerNews #ngated

🎩 Oh, joy! More pontification on how to cram "knowledge" into our beloved gigantic text parrots 🤖, because clearly, they're not bloated enough with random facts already. Thanks to the mysterious "Knowledge Infusion Scaling Law," we can look forward to even more impressive gibberish—sure to impress both humans and toaster ovens alike! 🍞📚
https://arxiv.org/abs/2509.19371 #textparrots #knowledgeinfusion #gibberish #scalinglaw #AIhumor #techsatire #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, the sweet naivety of youth! 🤦‍♂️ At 17, you’ve single-handedly "solved" the bot epidemic with AI face verification, because that will definitely stop the internet trolls. 🙄 Meanwhile, Zuckerberg’s quaking in his boots...or maybe just ignoring you. 😂
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.whitelotus.social&hl=en_US #youthfulnaivety #AIfaceverification #internettrolls #Zuckerberghumor #techsatire #HackerNews #ngated

🎩🎩 Ah, the internet's favorite hero has arrived: a defense of swap memory, because apparently your computer is one step away from a democratic memory revolution. 🌐💾 Who knew your RAM was so socially conscious, or that swapping files could be this thrilling? 😂 Maybe next, we'll have a treatise on why printers should unionize. 📠👷‍♂️
https://chrisdown.name/2018/01/02/in-defence-of-swap.html #internethero #swapmemory #democracy #RAMhumor #techsatire #HackerNews #ngated

Tech-Milliardäre als skrupellose Superschurken: „Mountainhead“ zeigt eine bissige Satire mit Steve Carell, die Elon Musk wohl nicht sehen will. Deepfakes, Machtspiele & Weltkrisen kulminieren in dieser fesselnden Story. Ab 30.8. auf Sky streamen! 🎥🤖🌍 #Mountainhead #TechSatire #SteveCarell https://www.srf.ch/kultur/film-serien/neu-im-stream-mountainhead-die-satire-die-elon-musk-nicht-sehen-moechte
#newz