#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscuitNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews with #FancyHats...

With #TheRightStaff™️ and a #FancyHat...

But, #DontForget... #KittensAreStoopid...

#TheRules are #SimplicityItself...

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

#BTW: #IF you're #Still #NotQuiteSure, #CantRemember (or #JustDontKnow) how a #FederationWorks...

#LookITUp | #DogsCanLookUp

#AsYouWere... #KeepOnKeepingOn... #BewareTheWidgets...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloIVWorldNotNews; #DontPanic, #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...

#MyLittleBigBuddy has had a #GoodNight; he's got #Lots of #NewToys to #Play with......

With #TheRightStaff™️ and a #FancyHat...

But, #DontForget... #KittensAreStoopid...

#AsYouWere... #KeepOnKeepingOn...

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#Meanwhile...

#Coffeezilla has #CaughtHimself #ScammingOnYouTube...

#NaughtyCoffeezilla... Who would have thought that #CoffeezillaAI would #LookLike such a #Stoner... | #AndOtherRhetoricalQuestions

He should get himself a #FancyHat....

🧙⚕️🤖:wolfparty:🤖⚕️🧙 | :fediverse:🦹:PirateBadge:🦄:PirateBadge:🦹:fediverse:

#Voidzilla: "i caught me scamming"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6FRS--2y4A

#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #StillAliveSunday...!

#TheBFF and #MyLittleBigBuddy are #StillSnoozlin' but we #AllManaged to #Survive the #Pie and #TheFifthElephant #LivesOn to #Play #AnotherNight...

I #Think #IT's #Probably #WorthExplaining the #RaspberryYoghurtSituation; because #SomePeople don't #Understand #TheRules about #Strawberries, which are #TotallyOverRated...

#Since we have 500,000-#Characters / #Toot in the #MastodonSpyBalloon, I'm #VeryTempted to use #AllOfThem... #InSomeDetail...

#This could #TakeAWhile and #IT might #PossiblyBurst the #MastodonSpyBalloon; so, we #Recommend:

• #Coffee;
• #Biscuits;
• A #BaconSammidge;
• A #FancyHat;
• An #AttentionSpan; and,
• #SomeBullets...

You are #Free to #CheckOut #AtAnyPoint...

#YouHaveBeenWarned...

🧙🎩🤖:wolfparty:🤖🎩🧙 | ☕🦹🐘🦄🐘🦹☕

#PlatoSays: "Man is a biped without feathers..."

But, #Plato #NeverPlayed #DiabloIVWorld; #TheDruid is a #Pirate with a #PegLeg and a #FancyHat, and is also a #PartTimeWerewolf...

#So... #WhatDoesPlatoKnow about #IT...

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🎶 Águilar del monte…

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloIVWorldNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews with #QuoteToots, and a #LateNight #BiscuitUpdate...

#SeasonOfWitchcraft: #DayFortyFour and #TheStorySoFar...

#PlatoSays: "Man is a biped without feathers..."

But, #Plato #NeverPlayed #DiabloIVWorld; #TheDruid is a #Pirate with a #PegLeg and a #FancyHat, and is also a #PartTimeWerewolf...

#So... #WhatDoesPlatoKnow about #IT...

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#IT's #FancyHatFurzday, y'all...

While #IT's a #WinterWonderland in #TheOutside, we have some new #LittleBabies...

#CaptainRedBeanBear has a new #FancyHat; because of #AllThe5G...

🧙⚔️🤖:wolfparty:🤖⚔️🧙 | ☕️🦹🌱🐻🌱🦹☕

"And, with the #Loss of #BothHands for GB£500...?! #Bargain...!"

#TopTip: #OnlyForProfessionals:

#DontLoseYourHead; or, your #FancyHat...

🧙⚔️🤖:wolfparty:​🤖⚔️🧙 | :fediverse:​🦹🍪​🦄​​🍪​🦹:fediverse:

https://psiren.eu/@PSiReN/111858264494869148

#RevengeIsADish: #BestServed with #Beer... And, an #Optional: #FancyHat and #QuoteToots | #SwervingSuggestion

🧙⚔️🤖🐺🤖⚔️🧙 | 🎠🦹🍻🦄🍻🦹🎠

You should #Receive this #Message on #FancyHatFurzday... #MaybeSooner | #Remember to #Wear your #FancyHat

#ToldYouSo...

🧙⚔️🤖🐺🤖⚔️🧙 | 🏴‍☠️🍪☕🦄☕🍪🏴‍☠️

https://vmst.io/@PSiReN/110424870711810048

@selzero

#ToTheBatCopter...! #DontForget your #FancyHat...

🧙⚔️🤖🐺🤖⚔️🧙 | 🚁🚀🏍️🦄🏍️🚀🚁

@selzero

#MessageFrom: #TheFuture

As a #TimeTravellingAssassin, I've #GoneBack to my #OldUniDays to #Introduce #WizardAndUnicornFootball to #Everyone (again, several times)...

You should #Receive this #Message on #FancyHatFurzday... #MaybeSooner | #Remember to #Wear your #FancyHat

🧙⚔️🤖🐺🤖⚔️🧙 | 🏴‍☠️🍪☕🦄☕🍪🏴‍☠️

I’m going to a fancy party later so I got out my jauntiest hat! #hat #fancy #fancyHat #pirateLife

#goodmorning 🥱 #Mastodon it’s early, it’s cold 🥶 , it’s windy 🌬️ I have to leave my cozy bed 🛌 so there’s only one thing to do. It’s not winter yet I know but needs must.. “WINTER MODE ENGAGE!”

Have a lovely #Thursday! 🤗

#winter #fancyhat #christopherlee