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2025-11-25

@jackcorrbit - insurance is cool because even if you have it, it still kinda feels like you don't
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2025-11-25

@jordan_stratton - me: yes, i'd like to schedule an appointment with the doctor receptionist: of course. do you have insurance? Me: yes, I do. receptionist: and this doctor is in your network? me: i'm not sure. receptionist: ok, this will either be free or 11 million dollars. see you tomorrow!
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2025-11-24

cat screaming at medical stuff 'why is it so expensive?' - mybodyistryingtokillme.com
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2025-11-24

This is how I want to die

TIL famous playwricht henrik ibsen, after overhearing his nurse assure a visitor he was doing better, spluttered his last words, 'on the contrary!' via reddit.com docincredible - You ever die just to flex On a medical professional?
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2025-11-24

>>Satire - Doctor assures recovering patient she has many more years of paying medical bills ahead of her - [pic of doctor caressing woman's face in hospital bed] mybodyistryingtokillme.com
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2025-11-23

a skull with all it's nerves and vains "that's bad cable management. Pull them out."
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2025-11-22

@emmabarrie - Too much body positivity on my feed. Humans are disgusting. Skin is gross. We have so many holes. There's a skeleton inside. Uncomfortable just seeing one of us in public [background of skeleton in classroom]
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2025-11-21

[Me trying to get more than 5 minutes with my doctor] Maybe you can figure out WTF is wrong with me over dinner sometime, big boy - MyBodylsTryingTokillMe.com
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2025-11-21

>>Satire - Local Woman Doesn't Want Healthcare If Any Tom, Dick, or Harry Can Get It [pic of woman with both hands up like nah] mybodyistryingtokillme.com
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2025-11-20

>>Satire - Doctor Has The Unfortunate Job of Telling Her Cancer Patient That He Only Has 4 Weeks Left.................to pay - pic of doctor checking man's heart and she says 'you only have 4 weeks left.............to pay' and he responds 'why would you pause like that?' - mybodyistryingtokillme.com
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2025-11-20

1 - a woman saying to her doctor 'I know. I know. I just advocated for myself. I'm such a royal bitch.' 2 - doctor replying to her 'haha. yeah. totally.'
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2025-11-19

When your doctor steps out to search stuff on Google, assert dominance by sitting in his chair and asking him to step on the scale.
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2025-11-19

>>SATIRE "My Best Guess Is That You're Pregnant,' Says Doctor Looking At Woman's Gushing Stab Wound [pic of doctor] MyBodyIsTryingTokillMe.com
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2025-11-18

>>SATIRE Chronically Ill Woman Trying To Decide Between Doctor Who Doesn't Listen & Doctor Who Doesn't Believe Her [pic of woman thinking] mybodyistryingtokillme.com
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2025-11-18

[doctor talking to patient ] american medical association introduces new highly effective placebo doctors - theonion
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2025-11-16

Liz Lemon - How many of you have ever felt personally victimized by a medical provider's hold music?
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2025-11-16

>>Satire - R Doctor Assures Deathly Ill Man That They He Is Receiving The Highest Level of Fees Available [pic of doctor with man in hospital bed] MyBodylsTryingTokillMe.com
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2025-11-16

ME: Is this symptom life threatening? MY DOCTOR: You'll be fine. GOOGLE AI: [pic of dwight shrewt from the office (Google AI) holding a coffin open and saying 'just get in the coffin' ] MyBodyIsTryingToKillMe.Com
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2025-11-16

>>SATIRE Woman Who Goes To ER For Stab Wound Gets a 30 Minute Lecture On Losing Weight Instead; Bleeds Out [pic of medical workers rushing someone on a hospital bed] - mybodyistryingtokillme.com
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2025-11-15

How To Recall the Number Of Sexual Partners You've Had Without Getting Horny In Front of Your Doctor - Love and Sex - May 14, 2018 - By: Grace Perry [pic of doctor with patient]

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