There was a young lady one fall
Who wore a newspaper dress to a ball.
The dress caught fire
And burned her entire
Front page, sporting section and all.

#jokes #limerick #funny #poem #humour #joke

There once was a lady from Hyde,
Who ate a green apple and died,
While her lover lamented,
The apple fermented,
and made cider inside her inside.

#jokes #limerick #funny #poem #humour #joke

There once was a lady, Ilene,
Who liver on distilled kerosene,
But she started absorbin'
A new hydrocarbon
and since then she'd never benzene

#jokes #limerick #funny #poem #humour #joke

There once was an old man of Esser,
Whose knowledge grew lesser and lesser,
It at last grew so small
He knew nothing at all,
And now he's a college professor.

#jokes #limerick #funny #poem #humour #joke

A caper, come Valentines Day,
Gave flowers to cute Daisy Mae,
She gave him a kiss,
And then declared "This,
"Is a thriftly-bought Sobey's bouquet."

At first he thought she was annoyed,
But quickly his spirits were buoyed.
"You're good with the cash"
"And care not for fash"
"Together big bills we'll avoid."

This could be a good moral lesson,
But sadly their hot makeout session,
Came to a quick stop,
When he let it drop,
His marriage meant they'd need discretion.

#limerick

My Unnoteworthy Skills (Limerick)
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2026/02/15/wine-tasting-humor/

I’m not skilled at detecting “wine notes,”
Be they cedar, vanilla, or oats.
I will NEVER know whether
A wine tastes like leather…
But I DO know which wines get my votes.
#DailyHaikuPrompt #Note #Wine #LimerickSunday #Limerick #Limericks #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Poems

I've found the 11 best #Apple deals from #Amazon's Presidents'
https://kensbookinfo.blogspot.com/p/infotech.html#100

Polish president speaks in favor of #Poland having nuclear
https://kensbookinfo.blogspot.com/p/etc.html#Russia

#Limerick man pressured to store drugs in his attic
https://kensbookinfo.blogspot.com/p/ireland.html#LimerickLeader

#Jamaica’s Mica Moore 15th at halfway point in monobob
https://kensbookinfo.blogspot.com/p/etc.html#Jamaica

Large study finds no link between #mRNA COVID vaccine
https://kensbookinfo.blogspot.com/p/news.html#17

Weathr app turns the #Linux terminal into a live weather
https://kensbookinfo.blogspot.com/p/infotech.html#45

PM #Starmer sends #UK strike group to Arctic, cites rising
https://kensbookinfo.blogspot.com/p/world-capitals.html#Baku

#Israeli strikes kill 12 in #Gaza - local civil defence
https://kensbookinfo.blogspot.com/p/ireland.html#RTÉ

'Definite line of inquiry' into fatal #Limerick crash
https://kensbookinfo.blogspot.com/p/ireland.html#RTÉ

Four new astronauts arrive at the #International Space
https://kensbookinfo.blogspot.com/p/us-cities.html#20a

West Indies beat #Nepal, become first team into T20
https://kensbookinfo.blogspot.com/p/etc.html#UAE

#Cricket fans ready for hotly-anticipated #India-Pakistan
https://kensbookinfo.blogspot.com/p/etc.html#UAE

West Indies beat #Nepal to become first team into T20
https://kensbookinfo.blogspot.com/p/world-capitals.html#Islamabad

Stalin writes to Modi on registered #SriLankan Tamils
https://kensbookinfo.blogspot.com/p/world-capitals.html#NewDelhi

#Germany's Nolte leads, #American Meyers Taylor giving
https://kensbookinfo.blogspot.com/p/canada.html#27

A #Scientific Beginning, Not a Denial of #God
https://kensbookinfo.blogspot.com/p/etc.html#Ghana

Funeral arrangements announced for #Limerick nurse killed
https://kensbookinfo.blogspot.com/p/ireland.html#LimerickLeader

Clutch pitching, timely hitting carry #Hawaii past Gonzaga
https://kensbookinfo.blogspot.com/p/us-capitals.html#Honolulu

Britain’s men beat #Germany, champions #Sweden lose again
https://kensbookinfo.blogspot.com/p/world-capitals.html#Nicosia

#Qatar expresses solidarity with #Afghanistan, condoles
https://kensbookinfo.blogspot.com/p/world-capitals.html#Doha

How to watch Six #Nations 2026 online, #TV Channels,
https://kensbookinfo.blogspot.com/p/infotech.html#100

The rise of Saad Habib #Malik
https://kensbookinfo.blogspot.com/p/etc.html#Pakistan

The #Limerick village pub that refused to die inspires
https://kensbookinfo.blogspot.com/p/ireland.html#LimerickLeader

#NewLDS apostle Clark Gilbert is expected to be a strident
https://kensbookinfo.blogspot.com/p/us-capitals.html#SaltLakeCity

Excuse me, I think you're a spy.
'Vladivostok and Kremlin, but vy?'
You drink vodka and borshch
Wear a snap-on moustache
And have 'Lenin' tattooed on your thigh

#jokes #limerick #funny #poem #humour #joke

There once was Camille, dusk-kissed and dire,
Who tuned my bad thoughts into choir.
I'd crawl through the grave,
Just to orbit that wave -
Warm bones humming hymns of desire.

#limerick

The Queen and the Duke were dismayed,
to find Andy and Koo had once played.
As for Charlie and Ed,
well, enough has been said
'bout the damsels that they might have layed

#jokes #limerick #funny #poem #humour #joke

No Valentine’s gift this year —
just one economically responsible… structurally ambitious card.
Back safety not included.
Fiona supervised the entire operation.
#ValentinesDay #Limerick #CartoonArt #DogLife #FionaTheRescueMutt

There once was a girl from Kentucky
who considered herself quite lucky.
She'd unzip the fly
of just any old guy
and never found one that was yucky

#jokes #limerick #funny #poem #humour #joke

@VeroniqueB99
If you think you know so much better :troll:
without having studied a matter :think_bread:
I feel quite confused :blobcatdizzy:
as I always mused :blobcatthink:
it also takes time for go-getters! 😛

#limerick #science

There once was a man from Lancaster
who, while eating, befell a disaster
his bowels, well loaded
swelled up and exploded
and filled his nice knickers with plaster

#jokes #limerick #funny #poem #humour #joke

@VeroniqueB99
You can dismiss the climate change
at closing time of your life's range. 🧛
Then I propose, you eat just coal, 🤖
and dig your final little hole. 🥄
It takes a bit with tiny hands ...👐

#limerick #climatechange

@VeroniqueB99
My optometrist said "Perfection 🧚
can be dismissed in modern med'cine!" 😷
With clean coal, anti-vaxing trends, 📈
checks any penny that he spends, 💰
takes beer glasses for eye correction. 🤷

#limerick #rfkjr

There once was a girl named Spears
Who wanted to enlarge her brassieres
she went to get it
and yup you bet it
now its timblerlake and Spears

#jokes #limerick #funny #poem #humour #joke