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N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2026-03-13

đŸ„œđŸ€–đŸž: "Prepare to be amazed as we unveil the groundbreaking revelation that explaining how to make a PBJ sandwich to a robot is HARD! Yes, folks, forget about solving world problems; it can't even spread peanut butter without a meltdown. 🙄 Take the 3-minute challenge and discover how your are as smooth as chunky peanut butter!" đŸŻđŸ’„
pbj.deliberateinc.com/

Dining and Cookingdc@vive.im
2026-03-13

Jif Is Making a Big Change to Its Fan-Loved Peanut Butter

Peanut butter is a timeless pantry staple. Whether you enjoy it with an apple to dip, on a sandwich with jelly or even bananas Elvis-style, in cookies, or simply by the spoonful (we don’t judge), there’s likely a jar of peanut butter in every one of our

#dining #cooking #diet #food #Cooking #CookingTopics #Jif #PeanutAllergy #PeanutButter
diningandcooking.com/2552381/j

Froogal :therian:Froogal@derg.social
2026-03-11

https://static1.e621.net/data/b8/a3/b8a34257f1076392c8340cee4fd680d6.jpg #nickwylde #peanutbutter #furry

Larry Russwurmadmin@larryrusswurm.com
2026-03-07

March 2026 Grab Bag o’ Humour

Every ten years or so, there is a blockbuster cartoon movie about basketball. Goat is the current edition of such a societal trend.

The other sports are jealous. I used to assume that basketball was the third most lucrative sport in North America. I was surprised to see the real numbers. Yes football is the number one sport in North America. But I expected baseball with its 162 game season would be number 2. I was wrong. Basketball is number 2.

Perhaps it is because of the boost all those cartoon movies give basketball. Perhaps the very young are drawn in by the cartoons and end up liking basketball better because they have a positive first impression of the sport.

Maybe the number 4 North American sport, hockey, has learned from this. Maybe they don’t have the numbers to make a cartoon movie worth Hollywood’s attention.

But they can ally with the LGBTQ+ community. There is no doubt that hockey has a series hit with the show Heated Rivalry and its gay love story. Now if hockey had a series every 10 years perhaps with other LGBTQ+ communities being featured, perhaps they could also surpass baseball and be the number 3 professional league in North America.

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I couldn’t help but notice McDonald’s advertising their coffee with the word smooth. This word is supposed to be a convincing positive to the brand. I can’t help but point out that cigarettes and alcohol have also advertised with the word smooth for their products.

Is smooth just a mostly nonsense adjective that today has come to mean, you will feel briefly happy because of the addictive quality of these products? The only product that I have seen the word smooth being used for that isn’t addictive is peanut butter. Smooth is used in it’s original meaning for this. That is not the case with the others.

I think there is a secondary meaning for the word smooth that has developed over the latter decades and it means, yes, this product is addictive. And you will like it precisely for that reason.

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Back in the day, a fully bald head was rare. You were likely to only see it on Lex Luthor, Kojak, or Mr. Clean. But this has changed in recent years. Today, fully bald is considered preferable to partially balding. So men shave their heads completely.

I think bald was meant to represent rarities in days previous. Lex Luthor was a genius who could challenge Superman by his brain alone and no super powers. Kojak was an uncommon detective who regularly licked lollipops. And Mr. Clean was that odd man that is both strong and really clean.

But today, now that full baldness is common in men, it is obvious that those attributes don’t apply to all bald men. Bald men aren’t usually evil geniuses, uncommon detectives or really clean people.

So Mr. Clean decided to retire their mascot because of all this.

Then two weeks later he was brought back when the powers that be realized he is the name of the company!

So I guess all those bald men can be really clean people after all.

#addiction #alcohol #bald #BaseballIsNumberThreeSportInNA #basketball #basketballIsTheNumberTwoSportInNA #basketbballMorePopularThanBaseball #blockbustoorAnimatedFilm #cigarettes #coffee #FootballIsTheNumberOneSport #gayLoveStory #Goat #HeatedRivalry #HockeyIsTheNumber4SportInNA #Kojak #LexLuthor #LGBTQ #McDonaldS #MrClean #peanutButter #retireMascot #smooth
Dining and Cookingdc@vive.im
2026-03-05

Dietitians Share the Number-1 High Protein Snack for Women Over 50

Dietitians Share the Best High-Protein Snacks MoMo Productions – Getty Images Protein seems to be ever

#dining #cooking #diet #food #Nutrition #CottageCheese #dailyproteinneeds #gramsofprotein #GretchenZimmermann #highproteinsnack #nutrition #PeanutButter #proteinbar #proteinintake #Proteinneeds #proteinpowder #YaaBoakye
diningandcooking.com/2541835/d

Dining and Cookingdc@vive.im
2026-03-02

Smuckers and Jif Released a New First-Of-Its-Kind Baking Product That Fans Are ‘Desperately Trying To Find’

Credit: Allrecipes / Jif / Smucker’s As funny as it may seem, sprinkles are a pantry staple in my family. My 

#dining #cooking #diet #food #Cooking #bakingproducts #CookingTopics #JifPeanutButter #PeanutButter #peanutbutterandjelly #sprinkles
diningandcooking.com/2537213/s

Mediterranean Dietmediterraneandiet@vive.im
2026-03-02

30-Day Mediterranean Diet Breakfast Plan

Reviewed by Dietitian Katey Davidson, M.Sc.FN, RD, CPT Photographer: Jen Causey; Food Stylist: Chelsea Zimm

#dining #cooking #diet #food #mediterranean #MediterraneanDiet #MediterraneanFood #Breakfast #MediterraneanBreakfast #breakfast #chelsea #ChelseaZimmer #chiaseedsmoothie #FoodStylist #HannahGreenwood #JenCausey #Mediterranean #PeanutButter #photographer #PropStylist
diningandcooking.com/2537198/3

Dining and Cookingdc@vive.im
2026-03-02

30-Day Mediterranean Diet Breakfast Plan

Reviewed by Dietitian Katey Davidson, M.Sc.FN, RD, CPT Photographer: Jen Causey; Food Stylist: Chelsea Zimmer; Prop Stylist: Claire Spollen. The Mediterranean d

#dining #cooking #diet #food #Breakfast #MediterraneanBreakfast #breakfast #chelsea #ChelseaZimmer #chiaseedsmoothie #FoodStylist #HannahGreenwood #JenCausey #Mediterranean #PeanutButter #photographer #PropStylist
diningandcooking.com/2537198/3

Dining and Cookingdc@vive.im
2026-03-01

Jeff Daniels Just Revealed His Go-To, 4-Ingredient Comfort Food—and Our Jaws Are Still on the Floor

Credit: Allrecipes / Getty Images Thanks to Stephen Colbert, we’ve been lucky enough to g

#dining #cooking #diet #food #Cooking #chipbutty #CookingTopics #JeffDaniels #NataliePortman #PeanutButter #peanutbutterandjelly #PitaBread #pitapocket #StephenColbert
diningandcooking.com/2536015/j

Mediterranean Dietmediterraneandiet@vive.im
2026-02-28

5-Day Mediterranean Diet Meal Plan for Beginners, Created by a Dietitian

Reviewed by Dietitian Jessica Ball, M.S., RD Recipe photos: Victor P

#dining #cooking #diet #food #mediterranean #MediterraneanDiet #MediterraneanFood #Lunch #MediterraneanLunch #BerryChiaPudding #breakfast #caloriesperday #dinner #lunch #Mediterranean #mediterraneandietrecipes #mediterraneanstew #PeanutButter
diningandcooking.com/2534315/5

Dining and Cookingdc@vive.im
2026-02-24

7 Best Peanut Butter Brands Made With Just Peanuts, According to Shoppers

These peanut butter brands contain only peanuts and salt. All peanut butter is delicious. However, not all peanut butter is made with high-quality ingredients, which, in this case, are just peanuts. So many delicio

#dining #cooking #diet #food #Cooking #CookingTopics #groceries #groceryshopping #PeanutButter
diningandcooking.com/2528443/7

Eat This, Not That!EatThisNotThat@flipboard.social
2026-02-24

7 Best Peanut Butter Brands Made With Just Peanuts, According to Shoppers
eatthis.com/best-peanut-butter
#Groceries #GroceryShopping #PeanutButter

That Blair GuyThatBlairGuy@mstdn.social
2026-02-17

Loaves 13 and 14. Front is more frozen cranberries. Back is a very experimental one with peanut butter icing (probably should have skipped the maple syrup on that one).

#baking #bananabread #cranberries #peanutbutter

Two freshly baked loaves of banana bread sit in rectangular loaf pans on a stovetop. The tops are golden brown and cracked, with one loaf showing visible red berries mixed into the batter.
Nikolas KozloffNikolas@federated.press
2026-02-12

Time for #peanutbutter and #jelly #sandwich

youtube.com/watch?v=FkKPpOomdp

Mike McCaffreymikemccaffrey@wandering.shop
2026-02-10

I had no idea that #PeanutButter can be used as a cheap #vegan alternative to eggs and butter!

youtube.com/shorts/k1QpiYP1mfw

#BlackHistoryMonth #Baking #WickdConfections

Kristy - On My Kids PlateOnMyKidsPlate@flipboard.com
2026-02-05

When you need something sweet fast, these 3 ingredient peanut butter cookies always come through. They’re quick, simple, and perfect for baking with kids or whipping up an easy homemade dessert without a lot of fuss. #flipboarduser #food #easyrecipes #cookierecipes #peanutbutter #bakingathome #familybaking #simpledesserts

onmykidsplate.com/peanut-butte

Posted into Holiday Desserts And Family Party Food | On My Kid's Plate @holiday-desserts-and-family-party-food-on-my-kid-s-plate-OnMyKidsPlate

Fermentatorlutzen
2026-02-01
Sp4rkler 3ricksonsp4rkler3rickson
2026-02-01

Finished "Peanut Butter Wheat Kibble."

Included a background (not originally planned).

I changed the aspect ratio to 16 x 9, altering the composition to a point where I had to find a use for all that empty space along the side margins and in the upper left quadrant.

Cue the creation of the wallpaper runner and some kitchen cabinets!

An anthropomorphic border collie in a blue tee shirt scrolls his phone with his left hand and attempts to spoon cereal into his mouth with his right hand while paying more attention to the phone than the cereal. In front of him is a bowl full of the cereal. To our left of the collie and his bowl of cereal is a box of Peanut Butter Wheat Kibble, bearing the image of a tilted bowl of cereal, a jar of peanut butter, the logo, and the slogan, "What a treat!" The box of cereal partially obscures a carton of oat milk. In the background is a series of white kitchen cabinets with a beige countertop, above which is a wallpaper runner bearing the image of several holstein cows in a neat staggered row on a field of green grass. The artist's signature is in the lower right hand corner of the canvas.
Sp4rkler 3ricksonsp4rkler3rickson
2026-01-26

Morning Activity? Breakfast and Scrolling.

Breakfast? Peanut Butter Wheat Kibble with oat milk.

Scrolling? Probably Cara, or Fedi, or something like that...

Started this yesterday. Here's the current state of the piece. I made two new brushes to quicken my pace... the nondescript writing on the boxes, and the kibble/cereal itself.

A work in progress, as indicated in the upper left quadrant of the canvas. On the right is an anthropomorphic border collie wearing a light blue tee shirt, sitting at a table and eating cereal prepares to put a spoonful in his mouth using his right hand while paying far more attention to what is on his phone, which is in his left hand. There is a full bowl of the cereal in front of him, with a few stray pieces lying on the table below in a puddle of milk. To the left is a box of cereal partially obscuring a carton of oat milk. The cereal box is labelled "Peanut Butter Wheat Kibble" and features a tilted and spilling bowl of the cereal and milk, a jar of peanut butter behind it, and a slogan: "Who's a good critter?" The background is a radial gradient of light yellow in the center to light blue on the outside. The artist's signature is in the lower right hand corner of the canvas.
Jac (The Vegan Lunchbox)theveganlunchbox
2026-01-25

From the lunchbox today easy homemade peanut butter. You can use this method to make other nut butters too.

theveganlunchbox.co.uk/easy-ho

ps that's a swirl of maple syrup on top. Naughty but nice

Collage of bowl of peanuts, peanut butter in a blender jug, peanut butter in a bowl and finally topped with a drizzle of maple syrup.

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