Thought I might educate y'all on some ancient Greek mythology:
Backstory Context: Aphrodite got pissed at a bunch of
#ladies on Cyprus for not recognizing her
#divinity and turned them into the first
#prostitutesPygmalion was an đ¤Žincelđ¤Ž
#sculptor who lived in
#Cyprus, allegedly he was a virgin because he thought the women were disgusting whores. Let us be real here: he was clearly an ugly social retard (incel) who couldn't even get fucked by literal
#whores.
So, he decides to put his
#sculpting skills to work and creates his perfect
#waifu. A
#sculpture believed to have a perfect lifelike
#beauty, so beautiful in fact that Pygmalion decides he wants to
#fuck it. As all pathetic
#incels do, he brings his đżđżđżstone
#dakimarkura into his bed and pretends it's a real-life
#woman that can be fucked, finally bringing him out of inceldom. Even though it's just a foid-shaped rock,
#Pygmalion simps for it, making sure it's got nice pillows and an expensive
#duvet cover.
Later in a pathetic act of desperation, Pygmalion attends a festival for
#Aphrodite and in silence (so that no one can hear and make fun of him), Pygmalion prays that his waifu becomes real. Aphrodite, realizing that he is an
#incel and may shoot up the festival later, grants him his prayer. Pygmalion returns home and starts kissing his rock waifu, eventually he notices that the statue is actually kissing him backđ˛đ˛; a foid is actually making physical contact with him! Aphrodite had granted him his very own sex slave so that he may lose his incel status and finally become
#happy.
The moral of the story here is that if you are an incel, you should preform rituals and pray until you are granted sex by some divine creature.
[copied from
#reddit, the
#hashtags are the only original
#thought here]