Chronic Illness Humor Funny

Chronic Illnesses + Autoimmune Disorders R no laughing matter but my humorous posts will make U feel better for a while. mybodyistryingtokillme.com/
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2025-07-25

If a doctor isn't answering you back, that means he wants you to show up at his house

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2025-07-25
you can say have a nice day no problem but saying enjoy the next 24 hours sounds vaguely threatening

@ifunny_imagine
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2025-07-25

I'm not saying everything is bullshit, but I'm not saying it isn't either

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2025-07-25
@girlziplocked

> “Yeah well Medicare for All sounds nice but how are you going to pay for it?”

“LOL by dangling three randomly selected billionaires above a tank filled with starving sharks until they relinquish their right to property.”

“What?”

“Yeah you heard me.”
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2025-07-25

I feel like all of my spoons went through a wood chipper

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2025-07-25

I don't usually brag about expensive trips, but I just got back from the pharmacy so..

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2025-07-25
[Singing in Japanese]

Pic of flowers in a field

We're sad because we're alive
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2025-07-25

I've been having a tough week for about 100 years now

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2025-07-25

No they're not "symptoms of a blood clotting issue." They're bruise clues.

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2025-07-24

Me, when a doctor doesn't pay attention to me: Yikes

Me, when a doctor pays attention to me (my weight): WTF, Stop!

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2025-07-24

It doesn't take much to make me comfortable. 12 meals a day. 20 hours of sleep. 35 medications. 3 pain gels. 30 bathroom breaks. 1 lobotomy.

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2025-07-24
a pin that says 'accept the fact that some days u are the pigeon and some days u are the statue"

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