Update: Since this post is getting attention again, I should probably let everyone know that I got #FediHired by a nice little AI company about two months ago 👩🏻‍🎤 thank you all for helping make that possible, and I'm sorry for blowing up your timelines with this update 🤪

Well, the company I work(ed) for just folded. Poof! 💩⛈️.
No notice, no severance, no nothing. 🤬

So I'm asking for boosts and leads. If anyone needs someone who knows data, please reach out.

I'm located in Seattle, WA. Remote preferred.

Last few titles include: CDO, Head of Data, and Sr. Operations Analyst.

I've worked in gaming, fintech, and B2C/C2C marketplaces most recently.

I'm proficient in Python, SQL, statistics, team management, (almost) all things data-related, and a host of other stuff.

I'm opinionated and anti-capitalist, but I also routinely bring in multiple times my department's cost in profits for the companies I work for.

I'm also hella nice (despite my RBF) and easy to get along with.

God, pitching myself is so awkward.

That's the toot. Thanks.

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Edit: I wanted to say thank you to everyone who is sharing this and a huge thank you to everyone who has reached out with encouragement and leads. This community is amazing.

Edit 2: I'm going through all the replies I got, and will reach out to a lot of you soon. I've just finished updating my resume and LinkedIn.

I realize that I'm going to have to give up some of my anonymity when I respond to people, so I'd really appreciate it if anyone I send my resume or LinkedIn profile to could keep my work and personal life separate. Thank you.
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**Gif is of parent company explaining our off-boarding process**

#PleaseBoost #Boost #FediHire #LWF #Layoffs #LookingForJob #LookingForWork #Data #DataScience #Python #SQL #Snowflake #ELT #DataPipeline #Analytics #BusinessIntelligence #CDO #HeadOfData #PleaseHelp #Gaming #Fintech #ChiefDataOfficer #HireAlice #ThankYou

#bloomscrolling

Here, take some flowers because tomorrow is Monday. The last of flowers from my garden that I rescued before they froze. #bloomscrolling #flowerreport

Me: I'm going to drink less. Also me: But what if I drank this 3/4 bottle of wine and encouraged @klohrenz to go drink with me?

Happy #Tuesday Fedi Friends and Toot Amis

Keeping to a floral theme, here are some tiny forget-me-not blooms in a heart shape, also taken with a macro lens to bring the fine detail to our attention.

#TootAmis #StevenKPosts
#FloralFriday #FlowersOfMastodon #ForgetMeNot #Macro #Flowers #Flower #BloomScrolling

Such a colorful sunset this evening. 🌻🌄

#garden #autumn #sunset #sunflowers #bloomscrolling #Colorado

Hey there, talented #crafting folks on fedi! Do y'all have recommendations for good resources, starter kits, videos, supplies, and patterns for a total #embroidering beginner?

I've been interested in pursuing anotber crafty hobby for a long time, and I'm always drawn to beautiful #embroidery. I imagine I'd have to start with basic patterns, but the goal would be designing and making those intricate art pieces with lots of layers and little pearls and such.

Boosts welcome!

Just seen a new favourite response to AI text. "Why should I bother to read something nobody could be bothered to write?"

no, you're drunk #YouKnowYoureAWriterByTheDrunkTyposYouAreNotWillingtoAccept

yesterday was a better day ♡✿ #bloomscrolling

HAPPY SATURDAY! Spooky time is always here, but it's OFFICIALLY almost here!

#meme #funny #HeadlessHorseman #horror @horror #MotherSuspiriasMorningMeme

keming: (n) what happens to words when your font has poor kerning

#Bloomscrolling

Stop. Hiccuping.

Tired. Migraine. Trying not to think about how much money I've spent trying to unclog the kitchen sink.

I bet my girlfriend that this picture of our cats could get 10 billion boosts on Mastodon.

She said she doesn't believe me. She said there's only 13 million accounts on Mastodon. She said there aren't even 10 billion people on Earth. She said it concerns her that I struggle so hard to comprehend large numbers.

Let's prove her wrong everyone. Boost away and show her just how awesome the Mastodon community is.

boost this fucker for no reason

@msquebanh Looks like Eryngium giganteum, Miss Wilmott's Ghost Giant Sea Holly: https://dancingoaks.com/collections/deer-resistant/products/eryngium_giganteum