#AviationHumor

2025-12-23
N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-11-29

Ah yes, because nothing screams "safe flight" like a giant metal bird potentially losing its mind due to a bad sunburn. 🌞✈️ Thank goodness has a plan: scrolling through endless menus and governance documents is sure to shield us from solar paranoia! 📜🤦‍♂️
airbus.com/en/newsroom/press-r

TheJestPressthejestpress
2025-08-04

Zelenskyy Aims to NATO-ify Ukraine’s Air Force, Invites Airplane Playdates

By: TheJestPress.com **Zelenskyy: Our Goal is to Integrate Ukraine’s Air Force Into NATO, Assuming Everyone Can Agree on Which Buttons to Push** In a move that has certainly made both NATO Air Force commanders and Microsoft Flight Simulator fans nervous, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy announced today that his country’s air…

thejestpress.com/2025/08/03/ze

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-07-10

👨‍✈️🚪 Alaska Airlines' version of an open-door policy: literally flying with the door off! 🤦‍♀️ The report's verbosity ensures you'll know every acronym in aviation, but not why the door decided to say "bye-bye" mid-flight. ✈️✌️
ntsb.gov:443/investigations/Pa

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-06-27

🚀✈️ Behold! A First Officer with a penchant for interactive graphs because flying a $317 million jet isn't quite enough. 📈🤓 Track every riveting moment from *"taking off"* to *"landing"* because who doesn't crave an Excel sheet for their in-flight snacks? 🍿🔍
jameshard.ing/pilot

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-03-20

Welcome to the riveting world of ACARS Drama, where sky-high coffee maker malfunctions are the main event! ☕️✈️ Forget saving the planet; let's obsess over airborne java machines instead. And remember, folks, this is a "high-level overview" — because understanding plane communication protocols is what everyone dreams of on a Saturday night. 😂
acarsdrama.com/

PunnyPeak.Compunnypeak
2024-05-07
Steve Hermanw7voa@journa.host
2023-08-16

So this ad popped up in my Instagram feed this morning. 🧑🏼‍✈️ concordaerospace.com/products/ #aviationhumor

Punsteriapunsteria
2023-07-29

"Why don't airplanes ever get lost? They always take flight paths! "
punsteria.com/aviation-puns/

Punsteriapunsteria
2023-06-23

Why do pilots always make great comedians? Because they know the best jokes are all about the delivery! ✈️🤣
punsteria.com/pilot-puns/

Punsteriapunsteria
2023-06-08

Why do planes never get tired? Because they keep winging it! ✈️😂
punsteria.com/plane-puns/

Punsteriapunsteria
2023-06-03

Why do airplanes never get tired? They've got sky-llable energy! ✈️😂
punsteria.com/airplane-puns/

2022-12-15

Before I close out a galley I always ask the flight attendant "Is there anything more I can do for you?"

She said "Oh, I don't know. Sing hallelujah?"

So I sang Hallelujah.

The Leonard Cohen version.

She wasn't impressed. :-)

#airline #GroundService #Aviation #AviationHumor

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