"Tom Homan ordered all 700 ICE agents leaving the city to return their signing bonuses to him in a paper bag."

https://open.substack.com/pub/borowitzreport/p/tom-homan-demands-ice-agents-return?utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=email
#ICE #Borowitz #Homan #Bribery #Fascism

Borowitz!

https://open.substack.com/pub/borowitzreport/p/trump-begins-renovation-of-kennedy?utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=email
#TrumpAndEpstein #KennedyCenter #Borowitz #Humor

This. ✓

#Borowitz on the "Tiffany Network" of #TrumpVirus

> Bari Weiss Declares CBS Will Have Zero Tolerance for News

https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/bari-weiss-declares-cbs-will-have

> NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—At a tense all-hands meeting on Wednesday, editor-in-chief Bari Weiss announced that, going forward, CBS News will institute a zero-tolerance policy towards news.

>Next Sunday, CBS will air the first Weiss-edited episode of “60 Minutes,” now called “4 Minutes.”

#propaganda #CBS #BariWeiss #news #media #censorship

Video of 75 yo woman arrested by #ICE while peacefully protesting in #Oregon by walking back and forth at steps leading to a federal building. #Borowitz requested that this be boosted. This is a very small woman that anyone could maneuver around, and she was all alone.

https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/the-hero-we-need-now

How a tiny 75-year-old woman stood up to Kristi Noem’s goons. #Borowitz #TBR #ICE
Get her story out - please share

https://open.substack.com/pub/borowitzreport/p/the-hero-we-need-now?utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=email

18 minutes of wit & wisdom,
Long form Andy Borowitz - With Robert Reich

> We Could All Use Some Robert Reich Right Now

https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/we-could-all-use-some-robert-reich

> "After this shitshow of a week, it’s time for something uplifting: a conversation with the legendary Robert Reich....

My podcast is usually for paid subscribers only, but I’m making this episode free for all. This week showed just how far the fascist Trump regime will go to silence critics."

Love,
Andy

#Borowitz #RobertReich #TrumpVirus #Truth

#USA #Robert Reich #Borowitz „We all could use some Robert Reich right now!“ www.borowitzreport.com/p/we-could-a...

We Could All Use Some Robert R...

In addition to great political satire, Andy Borowitz sometimes posts actionable content, like this writeup of DON'Ts and DOs.

How NOT to Stop Trump
(WARNING: This post contains useful information.)

https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/how-not-to-help-democrats-win

#BorowitzReport #Borowitz #uspol #VoteBlue #democrats

#Borowitz #Trump #Ghislaine #TrumpAngel #TrumpIsANationalDisgrace #USA #GOP #Republicans #UnitedStates

A short-funny-interesting summer/rainy-day treat, a freebie vid (usually premium) from Satirist Andy #Borowitz

https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/free-gift-from-me?publication_id=2337656&post_id=169767747&r=3jum0y&triedRedirect=true

> Andy chats with comedian W. Kamau Bel- beginning with the frontal assault on humor/truth & Colbert by CBS/Paramount - and the general direction and inevitable demise of the entirety of late-night TV.

Plus some thoughts on #cult belief & #Cosby too.

#LateNite #Comedy #Satire #humor #CBS #Epstein #Paramount #truth #KamauBell #Colbert #media #FCC #TrumpVirus

Meanwhile, the predictable #TrumpVirus response, affirmed by the #GQP cult of crime & corruption
(Maybe pediophilia too?)

>Trump Signs Executive Order Banning Word Epstein

https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-signs-executive-order-banning

Satire - today, at least. Tomorrow?

#Borowitz #Epstein #SirStableGenius #pedophiles #GQP #repression #censorship #fascism #crime #TeflonDon

Seems just about right!

> God Formally Notifies Mike Johnson That he is Going to Hell

https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/god-formally-notifies-mike-johnson

#satire (?) #Borowitz #MAGAMike #TrumpVirus #cult #evil #DevilWorship #FalseGod #GQP #Truth #Karma #sin

#Trump #Musk #Borowitz #USA #Zielinski #Ukraine 🤣

#Trump #USA#Mexico renames #LibertyBell #TacoBell #GOP #Republicans #Democrats #UnitedStates #Borowitz too bad it isn't true just like #GulfOfMexico
❤️❤️😂😂🤣🤣

Heh... [gseth]

https://open.substack.com/pub/borowitzreport/p/new-air-force-one-from-qatar-totaled

#TrumpVIrus #Hegseth #Incompetency #psychopathology #humor #Borowitz

#satire #politics #borowitz #JFK #stocks #crash
JFK Says Stock Market Crash Could Be Reversed if Investors Drank Cod Liver Oil.
Borowitz

#satire #humor #politics #alt #borowitz #greenland #trump #jdvance
Borowitz Report
Greenland Refuses to Trade JD Vance for Rare Earth Minerals

#quisling4 #borowitz #traitor #politics #lindseygraham
Quisling of the Week #4
“A true quisling collaborates with the enemy despite knowing better. For that reason, someone like Sen. Tommy Tuberville could never be considered a quisling, because he knows nothing.
And then there’s Lindsey Graham….”
https://open.substack.com/pub/borowitzreport/p/traitor-of-the-week-quisling-no-4?r=ymxmu&utm_medium=ios

#tariffs #satire #borowitz #hegseth #alt #ALT4you #ALT4me