🎉 Behold, the ultimate snoozefest: a "dummy's" guide that takes you through the intricate art of LLM sampling, complete with enough jargon to make you wish you'd stayed illiterate. 🚀 It's a thrilling ride through #buzzwords and acronyms that promise to transform you into a token wizard... or just leave you in a state of utter confusion. 🧙‍♂️✨
https://rentry.co/samplers #dummyguide #LLMsampling #tokenwizard #jargonconfusion #HackerNews #ngated

😆 Oh, joy! Another #GitHub repository promising "easy" hand tracking, because who doesn't want their #DIY satellite to have a tenuous grip on reality? 🚀 With a menu more bloated than a #software engineer's ego, you'll be drowning in #buzzwords before you can even say "artificial intelligence". 🤖
https://github.com/benb0jangles/EzTrak #handtracking #artificialintelligence #satiricalhumor #HackerNews #ngated

🚀 Welcome to the galaxy of #buzzwords, where "Demo #Driven Development" is the latest star! 🌟 Spoiler alert: it's all about showing off unfinished work to dazzle the #stakeholders. Because, who needs a functioning product when you have a PowerPoint? 🙃
https://shubhanshu.com/blog/demo-driven-development.html#demo-driven-development #Demo #Development #TechTrends #Innovation #HackerNews #ngated

🚀🤖 Stanford's latest snore-fest, "Blast," promises to turbocharge #web #browsing #AI agents—because clearly, that's what was missing from our lives. 🙄 If you weren't overwhelmed by #GitHub #buzzwords yet, brace yourself for infinite "auto-scaling" and "copilot" jargon, while real humans continue to do the heavy lifting. 💼✨
https://github.com/stanford-mast/blast #Stanford #Blast #agents #technology #innovation #HackerNews #ngated

🚨📢 Look at CPB's latest exercise in corporate acrobatics! Their 'Statement' is just a buzzword salad tossed in bureaucratic dressing. 🍽️ Apparently, toggling #navigation is more important than any actual #information. 🙄
https://cpb.org/pressroom/Corporation-Public-Broadcasting-Statement-Regarding-Executive-Order-Public-Media #CPB #corporateacrobats #buzzwords #bureaucracy #HackerNews #ngated

🎨🤖ART: Now you can train your "LLM agents" with Open-source Reinforcement Learning, because training them closed-source would just be too mainstream. Because what the world really needed was more #GitHub #buzzwords and fewer actual results. 🚀💻
https://github.com/OpenPipe/ART #ART #LLM #agents #OpenSource #ReinforcementLearning #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, another day, another tech giant ☁️tries to ride the AI wave with something called "MiMo" 🤖. Apparently, "unlocking potential" now means dumping #buzzwords on #GitHub while praying for relevance in the AI arms race. 🚀💥
https://github.com/XiaomiMiMo/MiMo #techgiants #AIinnovation #MiMo #HackerNews #ngated

Yet another #GitHub list claiming to revolutionize #security with #AI ☠️, because who *doesn't* want to browse a "curated" selection of buzzwords? 🤖 Spoiler: it's just more #hype, less substance, and a #redundant collection of #links you've already ignored. 🙄
https://github.com/AmanPriyanshu/Awesome-AI-For-Security #Buzzwords #HackerNews #ngated

#buzzwords #resilience #humour #alternatives #society

@HumboldtUni Ich halte das für fundamental falsch, weil #Schulen heutzutage nichtmals fundamentale #MediaLiteracy geschweige denn #TechLiteracy hinbekommen.

• "#KI" taugt nur für #Shitposting, #Memes und #Mansplaining und nicht für #Bildung oder #Wissensvermittlung und läuft daher den Kernzielen der #Pädagogik zuwider!

Wir brauchen mit solchem Bullshit nicht anfangen bevor niht jede #Schule #Glasfaser und mindestens nen kompletten Klassensatz an #Pi500 am Start hat damit #Schüler*innen auch #Informatik lernen und nicht zu #Microsoft-#Kunden verblödet werden!!!

Ernsthaft, da hätte die #EU das in andere #Forschung und #Entwicklung oder #Infrastruktur investieren können, statt irgendwelche #Buzzwords wie #AI nachzurennen die eh nur dazu da sind #Geldverbrennung zu betreiben!

✨🤖 Ah, behold the latest in #AI buzzword salad: "DeepSeek-R2", where the AI language models promise to lead us into a brave new world of vague "solutions" and existential dread. Because who wouldn't want a computer to understand the futility of human existence better than we do? 🧐💡
https://deepseek.ai/blog/deepseek-r2-ai-model-launch-2025 #Buzzwords #DeepSeekR2 #ExistentialDread #TechTrends #LanguageModels #HackerNews #ngated

🤔 Oh wow, #copper is now apparently the new #Hulk, but don't worry, they're just adding some "superalloy" spice for that extra punch! 🥊🥴 Meanwhile, #Lehigh #University is still navigating their labyrinth of #buzzwords and self-promotion, hoping someone notices between all the search bars and "inclusive excellence." 🧭✨
https://news.lehigh.edu/new-material-gives-copper-superalloy-like-strength-0 #superalloy #HackerNews #ngated

🐢 Wow, another tool to help you type less in the terminal – because clearly, the biggest bottleneck in your #coding #productivity is your inability to hit the enter key efficiently. 🚀 Meanwhile, #GitHub continues to drown in #buzzwords, promising to automate everything except making a decent cup of coffee. ☕
https://github.com/waszabi/empty-enter-expander #terminaltools #automation #HackerNews #ngated

https://www.alojapan.com/1256709/how-often-do-japans-buzzwords-make-it-into-the-vernacular/ How often do Japan’s buzzwords make it into the vernacular? #2024InReview #buzzwords #Japan #JapanNews #Japanese #JapaneseNews #kanji #language #news #nihongo #vocabulary The Kanji of the Year was announced Thursday, and for 2024 the Japanese Kanji Proficiency Society selected 金, which can be read “きん” and “かね,” and means “gold/money.” Every December, we look back on the language that permeated our societal discourse for the year to get…

Lip-Bu Tan talks about Intel's "path forward" like it's the yellow brick road, but it's more like a highway to nowhere, littered with #buzzwords and stockholder jargon 🚀📉. If you make it through the endless corporate drivel without dozing off, you deserve a medal...or at least an espresso ☕️.
https://www.intc.com/news-events/press-releases/detail/1738/lip-bu-tan-our-path-forward #LipBuTan #Intel #CorporateJargon #HighwayToNowhere #EspressoMedal #HackerNews #ngated

MotherDuck just birthed an #invention where #SQL #results appear faster than you can say "SELECT * FROM," and it's about as useful as a rubber duck #debugging session. 🦆💻 But hey, at least their marketing team gets a gold medal in the speedrun of #buzzwords per minute. 🏆💨
https://motherduck.com/blog/introducing-instant-sql/ #MotherDuck #Fast #HackerNews #ngated

🚀 Oh, look! Another wannabe Linus Torvalds thinks writing an "OS" that runs #DOOM is revolutionary. 🙄 Spoiler alert: it’s just a glorified weekend project on #GitHub, but hey, throw in some fancy #buzzwords like "AI" and "automate" to sound smart. 🤖
https://github.com/UnmappedStack/TacOS #wannabeLinusTorvalds #OSproject #automation #HackerNews #ngated

🤔 Deploying #Minecraft servers on #AWS Lambda? Because nothing says "cutting-edge" like running a game from 2011 in the cloud! 🚀 Just slap a few more acronyms on it, sprinkle some #buzzwords, and voilà—you've reinvented the wheel... in Java! 😂
https://www.featureform.com/post/deploy-mcp-on-aws-lambda-with-mcpengine #Lambda #cloud #computing #gaming #HackerNews #ngated

🚀 Oh, joy! Yet another "simple" #backtesting engine, this time in #Zig. Because, clearly, the world was just *screaming* for it. 🤦‍♂️ Meanwhile, #GitHub continues its quest to cram every possible buzzword into a single webpage. 🌟
https://github.com/zerotech-studio/zack #buzzwords #softwaredevelopment #HackerNews #ngated

O'Reilly's latest "Hands-On" masterpiece: a #GitHub repo with more #buzzwords than code 👨‍💻🤖. Apparently, "Large Language Models" translates to "large language for model GitHub features." 🚀✨
https://github.com/HandsOnLLM/Hands-On-Large-Language-Models #OReilly #HandsOn #LargeLanguageModels #TechTrends #HackerNews #ngated