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If only I had known my spirit animal was this one, I'd have partied differently.

#CincoLoko #PartyLikeAPrettyCreature #TwilightExistentialism #NatureKnowsBest #OhDeerIndeed #SelfAwarenessIsKey #FawnAndGames #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

A deer silhouetted against a sky more vibrant than my weekend plans, pondering life choices as if a party horn emerges from its antlers instead of reality.

Redacted? Babe we know that combover anywhere.

#RedactedButRecognizable #HesInThere #TrumpIsAPedo #SprayTanLeaks #GuessWhoLOL #WeAllKnow #BlurDoesntWorkHere #YoureRedacted #PopCultureSecrets #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

A promo image from “The Apprentice” with Donald Trump’s face clumsily redacted by a thick black bar. Two professionally dressed people stand beside him smiling. Despite the censorship, it’s painfully obvious who it is.

#doctormemes #healthcarememes #funny #haha #humor #memes

doctor: what brings you here today

me: my car haha

doctor: (writing in chart) "not sexually active"

Healing hands, but first, let's check that passport.

#CatchTheseHealingHands #JesusSavesButDoesHeSwipe #HolyCheckpoints #DivineInterventionWithID #WhenFaithMeetsRedTape #BlessedAndBewildered #PassportToSalvation #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

In a surreal blend of ancient devotion and red tape, Jesus reaches for a kid while the mother eye-rolls like the world's worst immigration officer, as onlookers ponder if divine intervention comes with a five-page application.

#funny #Haha #memes #fitness #chronicillnessmemes #chronicillnesshumor #chronicillness #autoimmune #chronicallyill #spoonie #spoonielife #spooniememes

Whenever the machines do take over they're going to access all the data from my fitness tracker and be guy is not a threat. like this

#funny #Haha #humor #healthyliving #vegetables #diet #chronicillnesshumor #chronicillnessmemes

"Eat your veggies, they'll make you strong!"

"I'm ok with just being pretty."

-Nora, 3 years old

@livefromsnacktime

Americans: "Why run a kilometer when you can just… not run at all?"

#WhyDoMoreWhenYouCanDoLess #CrawlingTowardsTheFinishLine #KilometersAreForGrownUps #ThirstyForUnderstanding #LostInTranslation #DramaticDesperation #OhLookAnotherConversion #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

A cartoon character crawling through a sandy wasteland, looking like they just ran a marathon in hell, while desperately reaching for a sign that taunts them with a mile of thirst and a kilometer that feels like a cruel tease. Welcome to measurement chaos, population: parched.

#funny #haha #humor #bodypositivity #chronicillnessmemes #chronicillnesshumor #chronicillness #autoimmune #chronicallyill #spoonie #spoonielife #spooniememes

@michael_aas - "Why tattoos? you wouldn't put stickers on a nice car." Ma'am I am at best a 2003 Corolla.

#funny #funnystory #funnylyrics #depressionmemes #chronicillnessmemes #chronicillnesshumor #memes #haha

@thedreamghoul - one of my first thoughts upon waking feel like shit andi this morning was want to die" except it was in the cadence of like big butts and i cannot lie" so it was funny and i was, then, delighted. why is my brain like this. didn't tell it to do any of that

#charlieandthechocolatefactory #funny #haha #humor #chronicillnesshumor #chronicillnessmemes

super toxic, but ok - i just want to lay in bed until my grandson wins a ticket to the chocolate factory

#chronicillnessmemes #chronicillnesshumor #chronicillness #autoimmune #chronicallyill #spoonie #spoonielife #spooniememes #funny #haha #humor

1 comedian saying - I OFTEN GET ASKED WHY HAVE TO WEAR AN OXYGEN TANK WHICH FEELS LIKE A DUMB QUESTION. IT'S FOR THE SAME REASON ANYONE WEARSA A LIFE-SUSTAINING LIFE- MEDICAL DEVICE: FOR ATTENTION

#blooddonation #funny #haha #humor #christmasmemes

@rodlacroix -

Red Cross: A blood blood donation is the best gift you can give to someone.

[Christmas morning]

Kids: [all screaming while opening their presents]

The secret to effective spellcasting is just asking nicely.

#PleaseAndThankYou #CloakedAndBroke #HogWild #WandWavingWeinerWishes #NowYouSeeMeNowYouCrankMuhHog #MenacingMoaners #MagicIsInThePolite #SpellcastingGoals #WitchTok #DarkHumorNook #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

A cloaked figure wielding a staff looms menacingly with a glowing skull for a face, glaring angrily in a dark forest—because nothing says "please" like threatening to curse someone into the next dimension.

If pickles could haunt you, they'd definitely be the ghost of snacks past.

#GrimPickleReaper #DillWithIt #LifeOrDill #DeathAndPickles #CucumberConundrum #EternalBrine #FearTheCrunch #FoodieMemes #DarkHumor #MemeMagic #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

A cloaked skeleton with a desperate face yearns dramatically at a lonely plate of glistening pickle slices, while the vibrant purple and green background wonders why death has developed such a craving for snack time.

#dentists #dentistappointment #dental #funny #hahfunny #Memes #haha

@connorstonehere - Dentist, holding a lighter in my mouth: Your gums burn gums burn very easily, you need to floss more.

You got a problem with me? That's fine, I've got 22 reasons not to care.

#IveGot22Reasons #SassyAndClassy #ConfrontationWithASmile #TalkToTheHand #ReasonsForDays #ConfidentAndUnbothered #CatchTheseHandsToo #HumorThatSlaps #VibrantSarcasm #DismissiveVibes #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

A woman in a white shirt delivers a sassy "not today" hand gesture to a suited man her expression screams, "Sorry, not sorry," while the background explodes in colors like a unicorn threw up—a perfect setting for a showdown where apathy reigns supreme.

#funny #Haha #humor #memes #paramedics #emt #chronicillnesshumor #chronicillnessmemes #darkhumor #depressionmemes

@david8hughes [slides $5 to paramedic] Me: maybe it takes us us too long to get to the hospital & maybe I don't make it

When the Queen is a power bottom, the throne is polished… but she’s the one getting worn in.

#ThroneOfChaos #BagOfSecrets #WhenRoyaltyGetsReal #PopperQween #RoyaltyVsReality #DignifiedDisarray #RoyalMemeLife #UnexpectedChaos #BagOfMysteries #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

The Queen sits regal and serious above, while below, her handbag reveals a chaotic world of oddities—a blue bulb, jumbled wires, and snack packets—suggesting that even royal elegance can't escape the madness of everyday life, leaving the crown to ponder if it's in a sitcom.

#funny #haha #humor #memes #webmd #symptoms #chronicillnesshumor #chronicillnessmemes

hjartasalt - not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms

[later] daddy has 5 days left to live

#funny #haha #humor #hahafunny #memes #darkhumor

It's a beautiful day to yell at god - pic of people yelling at the sun "what the fuck?' 'come out! we just wanna talk' 'face us you coward'

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