#HumorWriting

Tesie Millstesiemills@me.dm
2025-03-25

Last night, Petey channeled a demon at 2:47 AM. Nelly stared at a wall like it owed her money.
Pretty sure I live with two haunted gremlins.

😼 New story: Are My Cats Possessed?
🕯️ Cat chaos, paranormal vibes, and zero answers.

vocal.media/humor/are-my-cats-

#CatPeople #HauntedCats #PeteyAndNelly #MiddleAgedMess #CatChaos #HumorWriting #TesieTellsIt

Geertje JürgensGeertjesLiteratur
2025-02-15

Hallo Sams,
du dürftest ruhig ein Sonnabend sein.
Auch tagsüber! In der Ruhe liegt die Kraft. 😉
Allen einen wundervollen Tag. Bei jedem Wetter. Lasst euch finden.
Gestern lachte sie. Die Sonn. Ich auch. 😅
🌀 ✍️

Ein braunes Pferd hinter einem Zaun schaut. Seinen Kopf sieht man im Profil. Seine Mähne verdeckt sein linkes Auge. Die Ohren sind gespitzt. Grüne Weide mit kleinen Bäumen ringsrum. Blauer Himmel mit weißen Wolken.
Geertje JürgensGeertjesLiteratur
2025-02-14

my way
sunny day
I get used to it quickly
no problem 😅
wie kleine

Zwei Bäume, die aussehen, als seien sie Zwillinge. Dazwischen eine Bank. Blauer Himmel, weiße Wolken. Pfützen am Wegesrand. Im Hintergrund sind Windräder zu sehen. Grüne Äcker.
Sir Thomas Goodwin, M.S.tgoodwin
2025-02-13

Finally! a new article is posted at funnybuttrue.substack.com.
Discover how to read someone’s personality in 10 seconds with psychology, humor, and a sprinkle of absurdity. Perfect for awkward first dates, boring parties, and office small talk!

A title for a substack.com post a man and a woman sitting on a park bench at twilight. This is a funny article of How to Psychologically profie a stranger in 10 seconds (becaure starring at them for 11 seconds us just creepy).
Madeleine Begun KaneMadKane@mas.to
2025-01-26

Today we celebrate "Dental Drill Appreciation Day" -- the anniversary of George Green's 1875 electric dental drill patent. Okay ... perhaps "celebrate" is the wrong word.

#Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #LightVerse #FunnyPoems #HumorWriting #Poems #Poetry #MicroPoetry #PoetryCommunity

As the dentist was wielding his drill,
He yelled at his patient, “Sit still!”
Then he bellowed with gravity,
“God-awful cavity!
It’s nearly as large as my bill.”

© Madeleine Begun Kane MadKane.com
Brent JowersBrentJowers
2024-01-27

I'm a disheveled Wordsmith who diddles around with cheaply-produced and other triflestuffz.

I also enjoy dialogue about , , life, , and other crudfoolery that wallers in the margins of society.

I'm enjoyed by few, but open to making connections with all. Basically, if you're in search of frivolous goosefoolery, I have you covered!

2023-05-23

Ever tried writing funny dialog? It's hard!

I turned to the Stanford Encyclopedia of Philosophy for inspiration:

plato.stanford.edu/entries/hum

#Writing #HumorWriting #WritingDialog

2023-04-14

A bit of silliness for Friday: "Holiday Nicknames." Of course this poem is not based on anything I have done, or would ever do, while on #vacation #humorwriting #humorous #humour #PoetryMonth #poets #poetry #poetrycommunity #poetrylovers

Holiday Nicknames

Cackling
Giving nicknames:
Our fav
mean hotel game …

Red shorts
Mr Bad Hair
King Snoot
Mrs Same Chair

Bob Bulge
Lady No Nose
Plate Load
Billy Bent Toes

Brad’s Pit
Donald Trump Tan
Loose Lips
Never Smile Man

Ding Dong
The Hyena
Sourpuss
Loofah Lena

Claire Stare
Ozzy Osbourne
Trout Pout
Foghorn Leghorn

Next day
at the buffet
Spock ears
and Miss Stingray

Queued up
for their fried eggs
Right by
Daddy Long Legs

Just then
Betty Blisters
saw us
and spread whispers

That’s when
we heard our names
Our cheeks
burnt like hot flames

My Stan’s
Barry Big-Boast
And I’m
Peggy Pig-Roast

Mark Bird
2022-11-12

We enjoyed swimming, until the mystery of tides was explained in such a way that the ocean seemed nothing more than an enormous saltwater toilet, flushing itself on a sad and predictable basis.--

#DavidSedaris, "Genetic Engineering"

Humor lecture is taking shape: metaphors with a huge gap between the compared domain A and domain B
#HumorWriting

FRED & WILMA'S PLACEFredandWilma@writing.exchange
2022-09-11

9/11/22, pt 2/2 – That said, I’m really looking forward to just sitting back on a nice perch, sleeping and eating whenever I feel like it, and listening to stories from my fellow doves – and of course, hanging out with my lovely Fred. Yes, it’s a good life. You probably won’t hear from me for a while, but keep an eye out. Ariel willing, I’ll be back before you know it! Ta-ta!
#mastodon #birdlife #birdblog #garden #outdoors #bird #nature #amwriting #doves #humorwriting

Fred and Wilma's empty nest.
FRED & WILMA'S PLACEFredandWilma@writing.exchange
2022-09-11

9/11/22, pt 1/2 – I’m glad we don’t have to fly away every winter and face all those dangers, though. We’ve had little reason to fear the giant folk here in our garden, and even the white fanged beast has protected us more than pestered us, truth be told. Fred and I have had an excellent season, if I do say so myself. Eleven squabs! Only one didn’t hatch, the poor mite.
#mastodon #birdlife #birdblog #garden #outdoors #bird #nature #amwriting #doves #humorwriting

FRED & WILMA'S PLACEFredandWilma@writing.exchange
2022-09-06

9/6/22, pt 3/3 – I asked Fred, “why not just stay here where it’s nice and warm all year round, and giant folk aren’t killing you by the hundreds?” Fred’s so wise, though. He said that they just have to. It’s built into them to do it, and sometimes he envies the adventures they have, and the amazing sights they must see. They have his utmost respect.
#mastodon #birdlife #birdblog #garden #outdoors #bird #nature #amwriting #doves #humorwriting

FRED & WILMA'S PLACEFredandWilma@writing.exchange
2022-09-06

9/6/22, pt 1/3 – I’m looking forward to bumping into some of our squabs this fall – all grown up and had squabs of their own. I must be a grandmother by now, surely? Yes, I enjoy the fall and winter here. For a little while after breeding season, we’re joined by doves traveling south from colder places up north. I have to say, they have a hard life, compared to us.
#mastodon #birdlife #birdblog #garden #outdoors #bird #nature #amwriting #doves #humorwriting

FRED & WILMA'S PLACEFredandWilma@writing.exchange
2022-08-31

8/31/22, pt 3/3 – We have a wonderful neighborhood of friends we join in a local area with lots of trees. We can get all the food we need there, and it’s nice and sheltered – though not without its horrible fanged and clawed beasts. We get to hear the latest gossip, how successful the season was, and of course, who we might have lost.
#mastodon #birdlife #birdblog #garden #outdoors #bird #nature #amwriting #doves #humorwriting

FRED & WILMA'S PLACEFredandWilma@writing.exchange
2022-08-31

8/31/22, pt 2/3 – As much as I love each and every squab I bring into this world, this day never comes fast enough. We don’t go far, though. Why would we? The weather here is so mild in the winter. Fred likes to keep an eye on our nest, too, as he’s quite proud of it and doesn’t want anyone stealing it.
#mastodon #birdlife #birdblog #garden #outdoors #bird #nature #amwriting #doves #humorwriting

FRED & WILMA'S PLACEFredandWilma@writing.exchange
2022-08-31

8/31/22, pt 1/3 – Oh my goodness, you’ve only just caught me! Another hour and I'd have been gone. It seems only right that you came today, though. This time last year, Abney and Teal had left the nest, and Fred and I were packing up and getting ready to move to our winter abode. Now today, you’ve arrived just after Lea and Perrin fledged out into the garden, and we are off again.
#mastodon #birdlife #birdblog #garden #outdoors #bird #nature #amwriting #doves #humorwriting

Two fledglings, Lea and Perrin, sitting on a wall.
FRED & WILMA'S PLACEFredandWilma@writing.exchange
2022-08-25

Lea and Perrin are preparing to fledge. One of them climbed out of the nest, and the pair have been busy preening and stretching their wings. Fred and Wilma have been conspicuously absent all day. Expect to find them about the garden by tomorrow morning.
#mastodon #birdlife #birdblog #garden #outdoors #bird #nature #amwriting #doves #humorwriting

Two mourning dove squabs about to fledge.
FRED & WILMA'S PLACEFredandWilma@writing.exchange
2022-08-21

Fred on nest duty with Lea and Perrin, latest squabs. Last of the season? We shall see. No one can doubt Fred and Wilma have had a good year – 11 squabs. Only one didn't hatch.
#mastodon #birdlife #birdblog #garden #outdoors #bird #nature #amwriting #doves #humorwriting

Mourning Dove parent in nest with two squabs about 10 days old.

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