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🚨 Oh, joy! Another riveting #exposé on bijective #combinatorics, complete with a foreword, preface, *and* introduction. We get it, Xavier, you like writing the same thing three times for the five people who care. 🤹‍♂️🎩
https://www.viennot.org/abjc.html #bijectivecombinatorics #hackernews #writinghumor #mathcomedy #HackerNews #ngated

✍️ Writers, confess: which are you guilty of?
1️⃣ Rereading 3 sentences for 2 hrs
2️⃣ Googling “how many words is a novel”
3️⃣ 1 paragraph = nap
4️⃣ Characters > your ex
5️⃣ All of the above

Reply with your number or your sin. Best one gets a 🍪

#AmWriting #WritingHumor

I don't particularly give a shit about a new Pope or how great he's supposed to be. I will make a joke though. The existence of a Chicago Pope implies the existence of an AP Pope and an MLA Pope.

#writinghumor

How One Nonsense Word Helps Me Craft Better Character-Based Suspense https://www.writersdigest.com/how-one-nonsense-word-helps-me-craft-better-character-based-suspense #WriteBetterFiction #writingcharacters #Mystery/Thriller #WritingSuspense #WritingScenes #WritingHorror #WritingHumor #Character #Dialogue #suspense #Horror #Genre

10 Things I’ve Learned About Writing From Being a Stand-Up Comic and in the Writer’s Room of Emmy Award-Winning TV Shows https://www.writersdigest.com/10-things-ive-learned-about-writing-from-being-a-stand-up-comic-and-in-the-writers-room-of-emmy-award-winning-tv-shows #WriteBetterFiction #WritingTechniques #HumorFiction #FunnyFiction #humorwriting #WritingHumor #writingvoice #Character #Dialogue #comedy #Genre #voice

It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Editing #Writing #WritersLife #WritingCommunity #GrammarPolice #WritersOfMastodon #WritingHumor #EditingHumor #Editors #EditorsOfMastodon

Text-only meme with a line of red dots at both top and bottom. Meme text reads, “Remember to close all parentheses. We're not paying to air condition the entire paragraph.”

Behind the scenes of my writing process. 😆

#authormemes
#writinghumor

Comic:
Panel 1 - There are many different styles of writing. The Architect plans out their story in detail. (An architect drafts on an easel "Outline everything first, and it'll be easy to structure the story from there!")
Panel 2 - Where the Gardener lets the seed of an idea grow organically (A gardener trims a bonsai tree. "Just trim away the places that aren't going in the right direction!")
Panel 3 - Another character bursts between them pointing and excited "Look at the size of that subplot! Ah'm gonna wrassle it!"
Panel 4 - Then there's the Crocodile Hunter... (Off-screen crocodile hunter "Oooooh, this one's a beaut, isn't it?")

https://punnypeak.com/ink-puns/
I'm feeling a little pen-sive about how much ink I've been using lately. #Ink #PenPuns #WritingHumor #Punny #OfficeJokes #Inkwell #FunnyJokes #PrinterProblems #StationeryAddict #OfficeSupplies

Ever I worry this is the case when I feel good about my writing. #WritersLife #WritingHumor #authors #WritersCoffeeClub #WordWeavers

As a writer ✍️ and tea 🫖 drinker ☕️ (those things often go together 🤣), I’ve amassed quite a collection of writing-themed ✍️ mugs ☕️ and thermoses. Here’s a brief sampling, including some humorous selections. Enjoy!

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Co8FHk7tLPl/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY

#writer #mugs #tea #tealover #teadrinker #writersofmastodon #authorsofmastodon #authorlife #writing #amwriting #writingcommunity #writercommunity #writerlife #writinglife #writinghumor #lifeofawriter #author #clirwin #authorclirwin