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Madeleine Begun KaneMadKane@mas.to
2025-06-10

My Ornery Brain (Limerick)
madkane.com/humor_blog/2025/06

#WordedArt #vsspoem #Crowd #Words #Language #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse

I find learning new words a delight. But my mind disagrees; it’s a fight! Seems my crowded old brain Deems such efforts a strain; It evicts other words, just for spite. © Madeleine Begun Kane MadKane.com
Madeleine Begun KaneMadKane@mas.to
2025-06-01

Penniless Limerick
madkane.com/humor_blog/2025/06

#WordedArt #Language #Idioms #Money #LimerickSunday #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #LightVerse

Since production of pennies is ending, Is it time for some idiom-mending? Must the penny be spurned? Nickel saved, nickel earned? Dime for thoughts? Is “cute quarter” ascending? © Madeleine Begun Kane MadKane.com
Madeleine Begun KaneMadKane@mas.to
2025-05-31

NOT “Mr. Personality” (Limerick)
madkane.com/humor_blog/2025/05

#HaikuChallenge #Impact #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems #PoetryCommunity

An old man (who just died) was an ass; Rather nasty and given to sass. He, alas, wasn’t tactful. His gibes were impactful. (NOT packed full — his funeral Mass.) © Madeleine Begun Kane MadKane.com
Madeleine Begun KaneMadKane@mas.to
2025-05-30

Limerick Pep Talk
madkane.com/madness/2025/05/29

#HaikuChallenge #Jade #Limerick #Limericks #News #MicroPoetry #Poems #Resist #Trump #MAGA #USPOL #USPolitics #Politics #Poets #PoetryCommunity

Though it feels like our nation’s degraded, Don’t give up! Please try NOT to be jaded. Our great battle’s not lost! We must fight at all cost! TACO Trump should in hell be paraded! © Madeleine Begun Kane MadKane.com
Madeleine Begun KaneMadKane@mas.to
2025-05-28

Weathering Spring (Limerick)
madkane.com/humor_blog/2025/05

#BlueskyRelay #Spring #Weather #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Poems #PoetryCommunity

I wonder just what is the reason Why spring’s such an ornery season. First it’s cold, then it’s hot, Then it’s icy, then not — Makes me ask whether spring is just teasin’. © Madeleine Begun Kane MadKane.com
Madeleine Begun KaneMadKane@mas.to
2025-05-25

Kitchen Duties (Limerick)
madkane.com/humor_blog/2025/05

#HaikuChallenge #Hone #Food #Cuisine #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Poems

Hubby’s cooking is NOT to be missed. My job’s cleanup; that’s how I assist. Hone my skills at the stove? ‘Twould be pointless, by Jove, For my cooking-chops just don’t exist. © Madeleine Begun Kane MadKane.com
Matthew Muñoz :bon:pseudepigram@m.knucklebones.rip
2025-05-23

Limerick for the livestream (with the Merriam-Webster word of the day):

Sword-swallowing Eric the Voluble’s
esophagus cleared any obstacle
his mouth would attest
until the inquest
recovered nine pins and a volleyball.

#limericks #poetry

Madeleine Begun KaneMadKane@mas.to
2025-05-22

Whistling In The Wind #Limerick
madkane.com/humor_blog/2025/05

#BlueskyRelay #Whistle #Musicians #Music #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #PoetryCommunity

I have never been able to whistle. “So who cares?” you might say in dismissal. But a gal who can toot On the oboe and flute Should be able to whistle a bissel. © Madeleine Begun Kane MadKane.com
Madeleine Begun KaneMadKane@mas.to
2025-05-20

Whiny Writer (Limerick)
madkane.com/humor_blog/2025/05

#DailyHaikuPrompt #Rust #WritersBlock #Writers #Writing #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems #PoetryCommunity

Whined a writer, I’m rusty and blocked. I just can’t get my juices unlocked. It’s the fault of my muse Who’s gone AWOL. J’accuse! Can’t remember the last time we talked. © Madeleine Begun Kane MadKane.com
Madeleine Begun KaneMadKane@mas.to
2025-05-17

Tricky Magician (Limerick)
madkane.com/humor_blog/2025/05

#vss365 #Matrix #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Magic #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems #PoetryCommunity

That magician is handsome and nice. But I only went out with him twice: He’s obsessed with The Matrix And kept doing date tricks. I HATE tricks, so date him? No dice! © Madeleine Begun Kane MadKane.com
Madeleine Begun KaneMadKane@mas.to
2025-05-16

Colorful Limerick
madkane.com/humor_blog/2025/05

#BlueskyRelay #Green #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems

A young fellow scrawled something quite mean In bright orange, dark red, and lime green. I must hasten to note I don’t mind what he wrote. But that color scheme? Grossly obscene! © Madeleine Begun Kane MadKane.com
Madeleine Begun KaneMadKane@mas.to
2025-05-14

The Naïf (Limerick)
madkane.com/humor_blog/2025/05

#BlueskyRelay #Trusting #HaikuChallenge #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse

“You’re too trusting! Stop being naive! You’ve been conned. You’re a snap to deceive. I can tell from one look That your boyfriend’s a crook. Your credulity’s hard to believe!” © Madeleine Begun Kane MadKane.com
Madeleine Begun KaneMadKane@mas.to
2025-05-13

Bad Audition (Limerick)
madkane.com/humor_blog/2025/05

#BlueskyRelay #Lead #Acting #Films #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #Drugs #LightVerse #PoetryCommunity

A fine actress who’d hoped for the lead In an upcoming film failed to heed The advice from her spouse, Who had warned, “Never grouse At auditions and don’t read on speed!” © Madeleine Begun Kane MadKane.com
AnnePrinceanneprince@troet.cafe
2025-05-12

@Elch Oh, Tag des #limericks , lieber Elch, da werde ich ja meinen Tiger von Samstag noch einmal los 😁:
"War einst ein Tiger in Bremen,
der konnte sich nicht benehmen,
er pupste und fraß
ganz laut und vergaß,
sich dafür gebührend zu schämen" 😉
🫣
Einen gutgelaunten Start in die Woche auch Dir, Elch! 🍀

Madeleine Begun KaneMadKane@mas.to
2025-05-08

Papal choice entails weighty reflection.
Fine contenders may suffer rejection.
But though some may feel sad,
It's unlikely a cad
Will complain someone stole the election.

#Pope #PapalConclave #Vatican #NewPope #Religion #WhiteSmoke #PopeChosen #Poetry #Limericks #Humor #Humour

Madeleine Begun KaneMadKane@mas.to
2025-05-06

This Is NO Spin (Limerick)
madkane.com/humor_blog/2025/05

#HaikuChallenge #Ballet #Dance #Étoile #Prime #Streaming #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #AmyShermanPalladino

I infrequently recommend shows, For my fav might make someone else doze. But I’m deep in the thrall Of the series Étoile About artists who dance on their toes. © Madeleine Begun Kane MadKane.com
Madeleine Begun KaneMadKane@mas.to
2025-05-05

King Con’s #Trump2028 Merch #Limerick
madkane.com/madness/2025/05/05

#Trump2028 apparel is on sale at the #Trump Org's online store. Is he really planning an unconstitutional run for a #3rdTerm? Or is this just another $-making con?

#Limericks #Poetry #Resist #MAGA #USPOL #USPolitics #Politics

Will the Donald attempt a third term? It’s illegal, most experts confirm. But a mere thing like laws Rarely gives Donald pause. So expect a 4th run from that worm! © Madeleine Begun Kane MadKane.com
Madeleine Begun KaneMadKane@mas.to
2025-05-04

Weather Gripes (Limerick)
madkane.com/humor_blog/2025/05

The weather this spring’s not conforming
To seasonal norms. I’m not warming
To its ups and its downs,
So I keep wearing frowns.
As for clothes, fickle temps hinder norming.

#DailyHaikuPrompt #Warming #LimerickSunday #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse

Madeleine Begun KaneMadKane@mas.to
2025-04-27

Freedom Under Siege (Limerick)
madkane.com/madness/2025/04/27

#Trump #Politics #USPOL #USPolitics #Poetry #Limericks #Freedom #Constitution

Madeleine Begun KaneMadKane@mas.to
2025-04-10

Limerick Ditty
madkane.com/humor_blog/2025/04

#vsspoem #Shitty #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Trump #Resist #MAGA #Humor #Humour #LightVerse #Poetry #Writing #MicroPoetry

I’m attempting to write a short ditty About something that’s dreadfully shitty. But I’m getting the blues From my options — can’t choose The right shitstorm. (Things lately ain’t pretty!) © Madeleine Begun Kane MadKane.com

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