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Madeleine Begun KaneMadKane@mas.to
2025-11-30

Sanguinity Challenges (Limerick)
madkane.com/madness/2025/11/30

#HaikuChallenge #Sanguine #Poetry #Limericks #WordPlay #LimerickSunday #Humor #Humour #MicroPoetry #Trump #USPOL #USPolitics #Politics #Writing

I hear tell that it’s healthy and sage To be sanguine, no matter your age. But sanguineous Trump Turned me into a grump, So I often turn reddish with rage. © Madeleine Begun Kane MadKane.com
Madeleine Begun KaneMadKane@mas.to
2025-08-17

Haiku Switcheroo (Limerick)
madkane.com/humor_blog/2025/08

#LimerickSunday #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Haiku #Poems #PoetryCommunity #Writing

Haiku-Mavens have frequently said: “Just get five-seven-five in your head.” I do try — I’m no jerk! But it often won’t work. So I switch to a lim’rick instead. © Madeleine Begun Kane MadKane.com
Madeleine Begun KaneMadKane@mas.to
2025-07-27

The Dogged Winner (Limerick)
madkane.com/humor_blog/2025/07

For the record, this limerick is fictitious. (I grew up with poodles, mutts, and a collie, none of which ever participated in dog shows. And I’ve never owned a golden retriever.)

#BlueskyRelay #Beaver #Dogs #LimerickSunday #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #Verse #Poems

“I’m so proud of our golden retriever. She’s a multiple ribbon receiver. She struts proudly at shows With great gait, well-arched toes; An achiever and bold ‘eager beaver.'” © Madeleine Begun Kane MadKane.com
Madeleine Begun KaneMadKane@mas.to
2025-07-13

The Arrangement (Limerick)
madkane.com/humor_blog/2025/07

#Haikufeels #Arrange #Marriage #LimerickSunday #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems #PoetryCommunity

When caught ‘cheating,’ a fellow exclaimed To his wife, “Hon, I should not be blamed! Cuz I clearly recall The arrangement we all Made last week with the woman you maimed.” © Madeleine Begun Kane MadKane.com
Madeleine Begun KaneMadKane@mas.to
2025-06-01

Penniless Limerick
madkane.com/humor_blog/2025/06

#WordedArt #Language #Idioms #Money #LimerickSunday #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #LightVerse

Since production of pennies is ending, Is it time for some idiom-mending? Must the penny be spurned? Nickel saved, nickel earned? Dime for thoughts? Is “cute quarter” ascending? © Madeleine Begun Kane MadKane.com
Madeleine Begun KaneMadKane@mas.to
2025-05-04

Weather Gripes (Limerick)
madkane.com/humor_blog/2025/05

The weather this spring’s not conforming
To seasonal norms. I’m not warming
To its ups and its downs,
So I keep wearing frowns.
As for clothes, fickle temps hinder norming.

#DailyHaikuPrompt #Warming #LimerickSunday #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse

Madeleine Begun KaneMadKane@mas.to
2025-04-06

The Pissed-Off Boss #Limerick madkane.com/humor_blog/2025/04

#vss365 #Grief #Workplace #Bosses #Employment #Poetry #Humor #Humour #LimerickSunday #Limericks #LightVerse #MicroPoetry

“You are constantly spouting some beef,” Said his boss. “It’s non-stop. No relief! Your complaints (mostly petty) Don’t stick. They’re spaghetti. Do your job and stop giving me grief!” © Madeleine Begun Kane MadKane.com
Madeleine Begun KaneMadKane@mas.to
2025-03-16

Windy Limerick
madkane.com/humor_blog/2025/03

#DailyHaikuPrompt #Gusty #Wind #Weather #LightVerse #LimerickSunday #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #Health

My short height makes it hard to withstand Heavy wind gusts. I’d rather not land On the sidewalk face down. Broken bones make me frown… And I DON’T want more body parts scanned. © Madeleine Begun Kane MadKane.com
Madeleine Begun KaneMadKane@mas.to
2025-03-02

Non-Ode To "Truth Social" #Limerick
madkane.com/madness/2025/03/02

#vssdaily #Truth #LimerickSunday #Limericks #Rhyme #Poetry #Trump #TruthSocial #MicroPoetry #USPOL #USPolitics #Politics #News #SocialMedia #PoetryCommunity

If you’re fond of political lies And think Donald’s a “god,” oh so wise, Then “Truth Social’s” your door To Trump bullshit galore, Filled with crap Donald’s moron base buys. © Madeleine Begun Kane MadKane.com
Madeleine Begun KaneMadKane@mas.to
2025-02-16

Today (Feb. 16) is the anniversary of the first completed U.S 9-1-1 call, placed on February 16, 1968. Here's my "How NOT To Use 9-1-1" limerick to celebrate:

#LimerickSunday #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #LightVerse #PoetryCommunity #Emergency #Emergencies #911call #Poetry #MicroPoetry

The emergency number is meant For a notably urgent event. So don’t call 9-1-1 When your steak’s overdone, You’ve lost keys, or to vent about rent. © Madeleine Begun Kane MadKane.com
Madeleine Begun KaneMadKane@mas.to
2025-02-02

Two animal limericks in one day! Why? Because, not to be outdone by the groundhog, it's also World Ostrich Day.

Did you know that the whole “bury their head in the sand” thing is a myth? mcgill.ca/oss/article/did-you-

#LimerickSunday #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Poems #Ostrich #Humor #Humour #LightVerse #Poetry #Animals #Verse

The ostrich’s rep has been bruised, And ostriches aren’t amused. We have all been misled; They don’t bury their head In the sand. They are falsely accused. So if someone you know tends to hide From the facts, shield the ostriches’ pride. It’s time to adapt; Find an insult more apt Than “ostrich” with which to deride. © Madeleine Begun Kane MadKane.com
Madeleine Begun KaneMadKane@mas.to
2024-12-22

If you've met me, you won't be surprised that I celebrate "Short Person Day."
madkane.com/humor_blog/2024/12

#Humor #Humour #Limericks #Poetry #Poems #MicroPoetry #Height #LimerickSunday

It is “National Short Person Day,” So I can’t resist shouting “Hooray!” On a good day, I'm just Five foot zero, and lust For more height. (But my ruler says “Nay!”) © Madeleine Begun Kane MadKane.com

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