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🔞Erotica🔞erotica@kinkycats.org
2025-11-06
Madeleine Begun KaneMadKane@mas.to
2025-10-31

The Enablers (Limerick)
madkane.com/madness/2025/10/31

#Poetry #News #MicroPoetry #Poems #Resist #Trump #MAGA #USPOL #USPolitics #Politics #Poets #PoetryCommunity #Limericks #Limerick #Law #SupremeCourt #House #Senate #Congress

Is there anything Donald can’t do? Seems the Senate and House won’t say “Boo.” And permissive Supremes Keep fulfilling his dreams; Willing allies in Donald Trump’s coup. © Madeleine Begun Kane MadKane.com
Madeleine Begun KaneMadKane@mas.to
2025-10-30

Dear Muse (Limerick)
madkane.com/humor_blog/2025/10

#HaikuChallenge #Ideal #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems #PoetryCommunity #Writing

“I am sorry to say that I feel Your ideas are far from ideal. You’ve had plenty of time To produce a good rhyme, So this “muse” deal must end. (It’s been real.”) © Madeleine Begun Kane MadKane.com
Madeleine Begun KaneMadKane@mas.to
2025-10-26

If Only... (Limerick)
madkane.com/madness/2025/10/26

#DailyHaikuPrompt #Halt #Limericks #Poetry #News #MicroPoetry #Poems #Resist #Trump #MAGA #USPOL #USPolitics #Politics #Poets #PoetryCommunity

How I wish we had some way to halt Donald’s evil, persistent assault On our land. But alas, No one reins in that ass: Ev’ry day spawns a new “Oy, Gevalt!” © Madeleine Begun Kane MadKane.com
Madeleine Begun KaneMadKane@mas.to
2025-10-22

Inspiration Drummed Out? (Limerick)
madkane.com/humor_blog/2025/10

#BlueskyRelay #Time #Verse #Noisy #Noise #Limerick #Writing #Limericks #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #Poems #PoetryCommunity

“What’s that ruckus?” she said with a curse. “I’m on deadline. It’s time to write verse.” But just then, the noise grew As a neighbor (on cue) Banged his drums and began to rehearse. © Madeleine Begun Kane MadKane.com
Madeleine Begun KaneMadKane@mas.to
2025-10-18

Aunt Tifa’s Words of Wisdom (Limerick)
madkane.com/madness/2025/10/18

#NoKings #Rallies #Protests #Antifa #AuntTifa #USPOL #Fascist #Politics #USPolitics #Limericks #Poetry #NoKingsProtest #Trump #Resist

My Aunt Tifa says Trump cannot bear ‘No Kings’ rallies by marchers who dare To resist Donald’s reign Of sheer terror and pain. (Thuggish bullies fear folks they can’t scare.) © Madeleine Begun Kane MadKane.com
Madeleine Begun KaneMadKane@mas.to
2025-10-07

The Surly Chef (Limerick)
madkane.com/humor_blog/2025/10

#DailyHaikuPrompt #Flour #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Chefs #Food #Pastry #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems #PoetryCommunity

When she spotted the dour chef’s glower, The young baker-in-training would cower. She was desp’rate to bail, For he’d rail, “Sour! Stale!” … And then shower the “culprit” with flour. © Madeleine Begun Kane MadKane.com
Madeleine Begun KaneMadKane@mas.to
2025-10-04

Don't Sneeze At This Limerick
madkane.com/humor_blog/2025/10

#vss365 #Elastic #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #PoetryCommunity

When a comic expelled a loud sneeze, His worn trousers fell down to his knees. As he snatched them, he kvetched, “Damn elastic’s too stretched,” Adding “How did you like my striptease?” © Madeleine Begun Kane MadKane.com
Madeleine Begun KaneMadKane@mas.to
2025-09-28

Scrutiny Mutiny? (Limerick)
madkane.com/humor_blog/2025/09

#vss365 #Scrutiny #Contracts #Lawyers #Attorneys #Law #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #Verse #Poems #PoetryCommunity

Careful scrutiny’s key when you sign Any contract. Each clause! Ev’ry line! An attorney’s review Is essential to do. You forgo one? Don’t phone me to whine! © Madeleine Begun Kane MadKane.com
Madeleine Begun KaneMadKane@mas.to
2025-09-25

A Chicken Little Limerick
madkane.com/madness/2025/09/25

#vss365 #Catastrophe #Poetry #News #MicroPoetry #Resist #Trump #MAGA #USPOL #USPolitics #Politics #Limericks #PoetryCommunity

Chicken Little spread fear day and night With her tales of a sky-falling blight. Her “catastrophe” spew Caused a panic, undue. (Chicken Little, these days, would be right.) © Madeleine Begun Kane MadKane.com
TSL PublicationsTSLbooks
2025-09-25

Underdressing – Roger Bray tslbooks.uk/underdressing-roge

Madeleine Begun KaneMadKane@mas.to
2025-09-19

Yet Another Limerick Ode To Autumn
madkane.com/humor_blog/2025/09

#Autumn #Fall #AutumnEquinox #Limerick #Limericks #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #AutumnalEquinox #PoetryCommunity

Rumor has it that Fall’s coming soon. Hate humidity? Autumn’s a boon. But each season, of course, Does have downsides, perforce: Ev’ry Autumn, I sneeze till I swoon. © Madeleine Begun Kane MadKane.com
Madeleine Begun KaneMadKane@mas.to
2025-09-18

Stock Complaint (Limerick)
madkane.com/humor_blog/2025/09

#vss365 #Stock #Money #Limerick #Limericks #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #PoetryCommunity

Whined a woman, “I’m knee-deep in hock. And I’m told that it’s time to take stock. Not the ‘stock exchange’ kind; That’s the source of my bind. I’m behind cuz I fell for that crock!” © Madeleine Begun Kane MadKane.com
Madeleine Begun KaneMadKane@mas.to
2025-09-16

Just A Theory (Limerick)
madkane.com/madness/2025/09/16

(Note: I’ve invented Mel, although he might well exist.)

#vss365 #Conspires #Limericks #Humor #Humour #Politics #Poetry #USPOL

A conspiracy theorist named Mel Loved inventing fake news he could sell. He destroyed people’s lives: Children, husbands and wives. So I’m pleased to report he’s in hell. © Madeleine Begun Kane MadKane.com
Matthew Muñoz :bon:pseudepigram@m.knucklebones.rip
2025-09-14

The authors own limerick on flea anatomy.

#limericks

A flea climbing out of my beverage Said "My wife is much taller than average. How can I keep her? I can't even leap her Without using one dick for leverage."
Madeleine Begun KaneMadKane@mas.to
2025-09-13

A "Potential" Limerick
madkane.com/madness/2025/09/13

#vss365 #Potential #Limericks #Limerick #Poetry #News #MicroPoetry #Trump #MAGA #USPOL #USPolitics #Politics #Poets #PoetryCommunity

Is “potential” a positive word? I once thought so, but now I feel spurred To consider the fact, That with each evil act Trump’s destructive potential’s bestirred. © Madeleine Begun Kane MadKane.com
Madeleine Begun KaneMadKane@mas.to
2025-09-09

Wordy Limerick
madkane.com/humor_blog/2025/09

#WordedArt #vsspoem #Further #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #PoetryCommunity

Certain words are so dull to their core, They induce me to beg: “Please, no more!” “Nonetheless” makes me sore. I’ll go further — full bore: Let’s take “furthermore.” Say it? I’ll snore! © Madeleine Begun Kane MadKane.com
Madeleine Begun KaneMadKane@mas.to
2025-09-06

A Class(ic) Tale? (Limerick) madkane.com/humor_blog/2025/09

#vss365 #Chance #Limerick #Limericks #Dance #School #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Dating #Poems #PoetryCommunity

A fellow who longed to enhance His chances at love and romance, Took a ballroom dance class, But did NOT meet a lass: Only men who ALREADY could dance. © Madeleine Begun Kane MadKane.com
Madeleine Begun KaneMadKane@mas.to
2025-09-05

Prompt Confusion (Limerick)
madkane.com/humor_blog/2025/09

#Limericks #Writing #Writers #Prompts #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Poems #PoetryCommunity #WritingCommunity

I adore using prompt words, and yet, Their abundance, at times, makes me fret: Word choice tears me to bits; My brain freezes, then flits, As by ADHD I’m beset. © Madeleine Begun Kane MadKane.com
Madeleine Begun KaneMadKane@mas.to
2025-09-02

Rose-Lover's Revenge? (Limerick)

There's a "gash in the #limestone," Trump raged.
(A large wound where his Rose-War was waged.)
"Deep and nasty," he screamed.
"Culprit's barred!" (Trump was steamed.)
That aged crackpot ought really be caged.

#BlueskyRelay #Limestone #Flowers #Roses #Poetry #Limerick #Limericks #News #MicroPoetry #Poems #Resist #Trump #MAGA #USPOL #USPolitics #Politics #Poets #PoetryCommunity
#Humor #Humour #LightVerse

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