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@weaselx86 @iuculano I LOVE THESE #LIMERICKS! LOLOL.

Yet Another Insomnia Limerick
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2025/06/16/yet-another-insomnia-limerick/

#BlueskyRelay #Awake #Insomnia #Sleep #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems #PoetryCommunity

I dream of a solid night’s sleep,
Unbroken by noise — long and deep;
Unawakened by hourly
Peeing, done dourly.
(And don’t you dare recommend sheep!)

© Madeleine Begun Kane MadKane.com

Neu im Comenius-Antiquariat 14.6.2025.
https://buchantiquariat.com/de/neue-artikel
#antiquariat #buchantiquariat #books #comenius_antiquariat #Philosophie #Helvetica #Schweiz #Militaria #Kriegswissenschaft #Militarismus #Humor #Limericks #Bibliophilie #Privatdruck #IllustrierteBuecher #DeutscheLiteratur

An Open Limerick To Donald Trump
http://www.madkane.com/madness/2025/06/13/open-limerick-to-trump-2/

#BlueskyRelay #Waves #Limerick #Limericks #News #MicroPoetry #Poems #Resist #Trump #MAGA #USPOL #USPolitics #Politics #Poets #PoetryCommunity

Dear Trump: Your behavior’s depraved!
You act as if all laws are waived,
Freeing you to engage
In a flag-waving rage
And wreak all of the havoc you’ve craved.

© Madeleine Begun Kane MadKane.com

My Ornery Brain (Limerick)
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2025/06/09/my-ornery-brain-limerick/

#WordedArt #vsspoem #Crowd #Words #Language #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse

I find learning new words a delight.
But my mind disagrees; it’s a fight!
Seems my crowded old brain
Deems such efforts a strain;
It evicts other words, just for spite.

© Madeleine Begun Kane MadKane.com

Penniless Limerick
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2025/06/01/penniless-limerick/

#WordedArt #Language #Idioms #Money #LimerickSunday #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #LightVerse

Since production of pennies is ending,
Is it time for some idiom-mending?
Must the penny be spurned?
Nickel saved, nickel earned?
Dime for thoughts? Is “cute quarter” ascending?

© Madeleine Begun Kane MadKane.com

NOT “Mr. Personality” (Limerick)
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2025/05/31/not-mr-personality-limerick/

#HaikuChallenge #Impact #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems #PoetryCommunity

An old man (who just died) was an ass;
Rather nasty and given to sass.
He, alas, wasn’t tactful.
His gibes were impactful.
(NOT packed full — his funeral Mass.)

© Madeleine Begun Kane MadKane.com

Limerick Pep Talk
http://www.madkane.com/madness/2025/05/29/limerick-pep-talk/

#HaikuChallenge #Jade #Limerick #Limericks #News #MicroPoetry #Poems #Resist #Trump #MAGA #USPOL #USPolitics #Politics #Poets #PoetryCommunity

Though it feels like our nation’s degraded,
Don’t give up! Please try NOT to be jaded.
Our great battle’s not lost!
We must fight at all cost!
TACO Trump should in hell be paraded!

© Madeleine Begun Kane MadKane.com

Weathering Spring (Limerick)
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2025/05/28/weathering-spring-limerick/

#BlueskyRelay #Spring #Weather #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Poems #PoetryCommunity

I wonder just what is the reason
Why spring’s such an ornery season.
First it’s cold, then it’s hot,
Then it’s icy, then not —
Makes me ask whether spring is just teasin’.

© Madeleine Begun Kane MadKane.com

Kitchen Duties (Limerick)
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2025/05/24/kitchen-duties-limerick/

#HaikuChallenge #Hone #Food #Cuisine #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Poems

Hubby’s cooking is NOT to be missed.
My job’s cleanup; that’s how I assist.
Hone my skills at the stove?
‘Twould be pointless, by Jove,
For my cooking-chops just don’t exist.

© Madeleine Begun Kane MadKane.com

Limerick for the livestream (with the Merriam-Webster word of the day):

Sword-swallowing Eric the Voluble’s
esophagus cleared any obstacle
his mouth would attest
until the inquest
recovered nine pins and a volleyball.

#limericks #poetry

Whistling In The Wind #Limerick
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2025/05/22/whistling-in-the-wind-limerick/

#BlueskyRelay #Whistle #Musicians #Music #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #PoetryCommunity

I have never been able to whistle.
“So who cares?” you might say in dismissal.
But a gal who can toot
On the oboe and flute
Should be able to whistle a bissel.

© Madeleine Begun Kane MadKane.com

Whiny Writer (Limerick)
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2025/05/19/whiny-writer-limerick/

#DailyHaikuPrompt #Rust #WritersBlock #Writers #Writing #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems #PoetryCommunity

Whined a writer, I’m rusty and blocked.
I just can’t get my juices unlocked.
It’s the fault of my muse
Who’s gone AWOL. J’accuse!
Can’t remember the last time we talked.

© Madeleine Begun Kane MadKane.com

Tricky Magician (Limerick)
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2025/05/17/tricky-magician-limerick/

#vss365 #Matrix #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Magic #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems #PoetryCommunity

That magician is handsome and nice.
But I only went out with him twice:
He’s obsessed with The Matrix
And kept doing date tricks.
I HATE tricks, so date him? No dice!

© Madeleine Begun Kane MadKane.com

Colorful Limerick
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2025/05/16/colorful-limerick/

#BlueskyRelay #Green #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems

A young fellow scrawled something quite mean
In bright orange, dark red, and lime green.
I must hasten to note
I don’t mind what he wrote.
But that color scheme? Grossly obscene!

© Madeleine Begun Kane MadKane.com

The Naïf (Limerick)
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2025/05/14/the-naif-limerick/

#BlueskyRelay #Trusting #HaikuChallenge #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse

“You’re too trusting! Stop being naive!
You’ve been conned. You’re a snap to deceive.
I can tell from one look
That your boyfriend’s a crook.
Your credulity’s hard to believe!”

© Madeleine Begun Kane MadKane.com

Bad Audition (Limerick)
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2025/05/13/bad-audition-limerick/

#BlueskyRelay #Lead #Acting #Films #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #Drugs #LightVerse #PoetryCommunity

A fine actress who’d hoped for the lead
In an upcoming film failed to heed
The advice from her spouse,
Who had warned, “Never grouse
At auditions and don’t read on speed!”

© Madeleine Begun Kane MadKane.com

@Elch Oh, Tag des #limericks , lieber Elch, da werde ich ja meinen Tiger von Samstag noch einmal los 😁:
"War einst ein Tiger in Bremen,
der konnte sich nicht benehmen,
er pupste und fraß
ganz laut und vergaß,
sich dafür gebührend zu schämen" 😉
🫣
Einen gutgelaunten Start in die Woche auch Dir, Elch! 🍀

Papal choice entails weighty reflection.
Fine contenders may suffer rejection.
But though some may feel sad,
It's unlikely a cad
Will complain someone stole the election.

#Pope #PapalConclave #Vatican #NewPope #Religion #WhiteSmoke #PopeChosen #Poetry #Limericks #Humor #Humour

This Is NO Spin (Limerick)
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2025/05/06/ballet-limerick/

#HaikuChallenge #Ballet #Dance #Étoile #Prime #Streaming #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #AmyShermanPalladino

#limericks

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