#NotEven

PSiReN-X :verified_paw:​PSiReN@psiren.eu
2025-06-02

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscuitNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews, and #SomeWeather...

#TheBiscuitSituation™️ is #StillStable... There are also #ChristmasChocolates; even though, #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#TheBFF has #Confirmed that #IT's #SaladWeather; #So... We're #AllEatingSalad... #WarmSnozzidgeSalad... With #Snozzidges...

#TrueStory... #IT's #NotEven a #TrueTrueTuesday; #IT's #OnlyMonday... But, #IT's #StillTrue™️

#BewareTheWidgets...

🧙🍪🤖:wolfparty:🤖🍪🧙 | :fediverse:🎠🦹🐻🦹🎠:fediverse:

#CaptainRedBeanBear is #Reporting on #TheBiscuitSituation™️#IHateWidgets... I #StillHateWidgets; they have #NoPlace in #WindowsForWerewolves...

#ThatSaid... #NoOneCares and they have #ZeroEffect on #TheOmen's #Performance... 

#So... #TheWidgets can #Stay... #ForNow... 

#Still with #ZeroFakebook#TotallySupported by #DolbyProLogicIIx because #EverythingIsBetter with an "X" on #IT...#AlsoAvailable with #LittlePointyEars...
PSiReN-X :verified_paw:​PSiReN@psiren.eu
2025-04-16

But, #TheGrammarlyAds...

They're #PrettyTerrible; #NotEven #YouTube uses #IT for its #AutoText...

#So, #IT can't be #ThatGreat, right... | #LookNoQuestionMark

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#IF (and #IT's a #VeryBIG #IF...) you #TakeOut all the #SuperfluousAds; #YouTube isn't #ThatTerrible...
PSiReN-X :verified_paw:​PSiReN@psiren.eu
2025-02-13

#Yup...

#NotEven #FiveMinutes...

#BTW: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #VanityProject keeps wanting to #TellMe about #Football; but, I #Still don't really understand #Football...

#OneDay #Someone's going to have to #ExplainIT... #Properly...

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https://x.com/PearRaider#SpaceKarenX saying #SomethingStupid...
PSiReN-X :verified_paw:​PSiReN@psiren.eu
2025-01-13

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingInnovationNotNews... #NotNearly24... #NotEven #AnyInnovation...

#IT's another #MondayMorning and #WhatsHappening at #TheGhostOfMisterDen's #PointlessSnarkFactory...

Could #IT be #AnyMorePointless... | #LookNoQuestionMark

🧙⚔️🤖🐺🤖⚔️🧙 | 🏭0️⃣:loading:🦄:loading:0️⃣🏭

And, #DenizOpal / #DenizHuseyin #Still didn't #Invent: #HowToBeACunt... 

#StillTrue™️...#Cuntards gonna #Cuntard#IT would #SeemSo...
PSiReN-X :verified_paw:​PSiReN@psiren.eu
2025-01-06

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingHulaHoopsNotNews... #NotNearly24... #NotEven any #HulaHoops...

While #OnTheHunt for a #Packet of #HulaHoops, I #SuddenlyRemembered that we're #GrownUps; #So, #MyLittleBigBuddy and I are going to have some #Cheese (#NiceCheese; #NotHorribleCheese) and #Crackers, while #TheBFF is going to have a #MincePie... #ForFestive...!

#DontPanic or #Anything; #IT's #JustCheese... #IT's #MostlyUnlikely to #Explode in #IT's #CurrentState...

#Maybe... #JustMaybe... #SpaceKarenX would like to #Invade #TheFormerUnitedKingdom and #StealMyCheese... #Assuming "he" can #Start "his" #CyberTruck and hasn't #CrashedIT on "his" way to #Mars...

#ThePowerOfCheese #CompelsYou...!

🧙⚔️🤖:wolfparty:🤖⚔️🧙 | 🧀🦹​🧨🐻🧨🦹​🧀

#CaptainRedBeanBear is #Evaluating #TheCheese...
PSiReN-X :verified_paw:​PSiReN@psiren.eu
2024-01-23

(@PSiReN@vmst.io)

#LookSee... #NoOneCares...

And, #IT's a #TrueTrueTuesday... #So... #IT must be #True...!

And #NoOneCares about #IT, either... #LookAtTheEvidence

#NotEven #RobotInflatableJesus... #InSpace...!

🧙🎠​​​🤖:wolfparty:​🤖​🎠​🧙 | 🎈​🦹:fediverse:​🦄​​​:fediverse:​🦹🎈

#RobotInflatableJesus... #InSpace...!
PSiReN-X :verified_paw:​PSiReN@psiren.eu
2024-01-17

#NotEven that #GhastlyDarrenGrimes' "mum" watches it...

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PSiReN-X :verified_paw:​PSiReN@psiren.eu
2023-12-28

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingAfterDinnerDoughnutNotNews... #NotEven with #Doughnuts...!

We #Still have some #Panettone #LeftOver from #InterstellaCakeForBreakfastDay; so, #TheBFF, #MyLittleBigBuddy and I are going to #EatSomeOfThat...

#RedBeanBear is #InCharge of the #Biscuits... | #TrueStory

🧙:fediverse:​🤖🐺🤖:fediverse:​🧙 | 🍰​🦹☕🐻​☕🦹🍰

PSiReN-X :verified_paw:​PSiReN@psiren.eu
2023-11-27

#BTW: #YouKnow what's also #StillTrue...?

My #RomanCatholicMother, #TheBFF, #MyLittleBigBuddy, #RedBeanBear and I are all #Still: #CovidFree...

"#BeingRight is #SuperAwesome" and you can #QuoteMe on that... | #IT's #True and #IT's #NotEven a #TrueTrueTuesday; but #IT's #StillTrue™️​...

#YoureWelcome

🧙⚔️🤖🐺🤖⚔️🧙 | 🚁🦹🚀🦄​🚀🦹🚁

twitter.com/PearRaider/status/

https://twitter.com/PearRaider/status/1318203566616662021https://twitter.com/PearRaider/status/1549640015449395201
PSiReN-X :verified_paw:​PSiReN@psiren.eu
2023-10-27

#NotEven that #GhastlyDarrenGrimes' "mum" watches it...

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ospalhospalh
2018-12-29

I think i'll start to randomly add "Not even ducks!" to admonishios.

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