#NotChristmas

PSiReN-X :verified_paw:​PSiReN@psiren.eu
2025-06-02

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscuitNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews, and #SomeWeather...

#TheBiscuitSituation™️ is #StillStable... There are also #ChristmasChocolates; even though, #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#TheBFF has #Confirmed that #IT's #SaladWeather; #So... We're #AllEatingSalad... #WarmSnozzidgeSalad... With #Snozzidges...

#TrueStory... #IT's #NotEven a #TrueTrueTuesday; #IT's #OnlyMonday... But, #IT's #StillTrue™️

#BewareTheWidgets...

🧙🍪🤖:wolfparty:🤖🍪🧙 | :fediverse:🎠🦹🐻🦹🎠:fediverse:

#CaptainRedBeanBear is #Reporting on #TheBiscuitSituation™️#IHateWidgets... I #StillHateWidgets; they have #NoPlace in #WindowsForWerewolves...

#ThatSaid... #NoOneCares and they have #ZeroEffect on #TheOmen's #Performance... 

#So... #TheWidgets can #Stay... #ForNow... 

#Still with #ZeroFakebook#TotallySupported by #DolbyProLogicIIx because #EverythingIsBetter with an "X" on #IT...#AlsoAvailable with #LittlePointyEars...
PSiReN-X :verified_paw:​PSiReN@psiren.eu
2025-05-24

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMovieNightNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews, with #Movies...

#WhateverHappenedTo: #BlockbusterVideo...

#TeenyTinyTomCruise must have #KilledIT; because #AquamanIsANoob...

There shall be #ChristmasChocolates; even though #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#IT's a #Prophecy...

🧙⚔️🤖:wolfparty:🤖⚔️🧙 | 🔮🦹:fediverse:🦄:fediverse:🦹🔮

A #Selection of #DiscountedMovies available via the #MicrosoftStore...
PSiReN-X :verified_paw:​PSiReN@psiren.eu
2025-05-17

You can #BlameEurovision for a #LotOfThings; but...

#Football just isn't #GayEnough...

#NotLikeWWF... #ForScience...!

#HappyEurovisionMainEventDay...!

There will be #Pizza and #ChristmasChocolates; even though #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

🧙⚔️🤖:wolfparty:🤖⚔️🧙 | ☕️🍪 🍫🦄🍫🍪 ☕

#HappyEurovisionMainEventDay...!
PSiReN-X :verified_paw:​PSiReN@psiren.eu
2025-04-26

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMovieNightNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... With #ChristmasChocolates; even though, #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

Our #WestWingMarathon continues...

#AngelMaintenance is #Underway while the #CastAndCrew of #AirForceOne are #Trapped in their own #Airplane! #TheMusical for 22-hours+...

#CJ does a #Thing with an #Egg on the #VernalEquinox and #DeputyWhiteHouseCouncil, #MatthewPerry replaces #Ainsley, who has been #Trapped in the #SteamPipeTrunkDistributionVenue since #SeasonThree...

Do we #KnowAnyone with an #Antonov: #AN225...? #TotallySupported by #DolbyProLogicIIx because #EverythingIsBetter with an "X" on #IT...?

🧙:PirateBadge:🤖:wolfparty:​🤖:PirateBadge:🧙 | 🛫🦹:fediverse:🦄:fediverse:🦹🛬

#CaptainRedBeanBear is #Updaticatin'...
PSiReN-X :verified_paw:​PSiReN@psiren.eu
2025-04-18

#HappyHappy #QuiteGoodFriday...!

#DontForget... #ZombieJesusIsComing...

Get your #ChristmasChocolates ready; even though #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

🧙:fediverse:🤖:wolfparty:🤖:fediverse:​🧙 | :PirateBadge:🐘🦹🦄🦹🐘:PirateBadge:

A #NewsAggregation about... #Wolves... #MostlyAboutWolves and a #LittleBit about the #AngryOrangeWotsit / #CommanderOfDietCoke...The #AngryOrangeWotsit writes #OnBehalf of #RussianMcDonalds
PSiReN-X :verified_paw:​PSiReN@psiren.eu
2025-04-18

#HappyHappy #QuiteGoodFriday...!

#DontForget... #ZombieJesusIsComing...

Get your #ChristmasChocolates ready; even though #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

🧙:fediverse:🤖:wolfparty:🤖:fediverse:​🧙 | :PirateBadge:🐘🦹🦄🦹🐘:PirateBadge:

#HappyHappy #QuiteGoodFriday...!#MyNewPrideFlag
PSiReN-X :verified_paw:​PSiReN@psiren.eu
2025-04-15

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingWetAndGrizzlyNotNews... #NotNearly24...

#IT's a #WetAndGrizzly #TrueTrueTuesday; #So...

#MyLittleBigBuddy and I may just have to #StayIn and #Do... #SomeColouringIn; #TheForecast is for #Biscuits and #ChristmasChocolates, even though #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#ZombieJesusIsComing... #LookBusy...

🧙:Polymaths:​​🤖:wolfparty:​🤖:Polymaths:​​🧙 | :fediverse:​🦹:PirateBadge:​🦄​:PirateBadge:​🦹:fediverse:

#SomeWeather presented by #CyborgOrangeJesus..."I have been a #GoodBing...""I have been a #GoodBing..."
PSiReN-X :verified_paw:​PSiReN@psiren.eu
2025-04-06

#Oh... #AndAnotherThing...

We #LearnedSomething about #Toby's #Father, which is #QuiteInteresting...

#Toby's #Dad was a #BigFan of #ColePorter and an #Assassin for #MurderIncorporated...

#So... #HappyThanksgiving and #HolyNight; even though #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#IT'll be #ZombieJesusChocolateDay soon... #Soonish™️

🧙🎇🤖:wolfparty:​🤖🎇🧙 | :fediverse:​🦹:PirateBadge:​​🦄​:PirateBadge:​​🦹:fediverse:

#ZombieJesusChocolateDay 

#Suitable for #PartTimeWerewolves and #AlsoAvailable in #PlumAndRusty...#PartTimeWerewolf, #Remember...
PSiReN-X :verified_paw:​PSiReN@psiren.eu
2025-04-05

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMovieNightNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews; because, #IT's #MovieNight...

Our #WestWingMarathon... #Continues...

#TheThing with #Qumar is #BlowingUp... And, #DannyIsBack with a #Story about #Bermuda, and #Cricket...

#TotallySupported by #DolbyProLogicIIx because #EverythingIsBetter with an "X" on #IT... Except #SpaceKarenX...

#Meanwhile... We've eaten some of the #Pizza and there will be a #PizzaForBrunchDay #Tomorrow...

#Something for the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG and #TheLittleLotROPixies to have a #LittleThink about... On "they/them's" #DeadGame on #NonEuropeanServer(s)...

Are we all #UpToDate, yet...?

We had to eat some #ChristmasChocolates; even though #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

🧙⚔️​🤖:wolfparty:🤖⚔️​🧙 | 🍫​🦹⚕️🐻⚕️🦹🍫

You'd #Think that after 18-years, #MyOldDumbTelly might have #Dropped a #Pixel or #Two; but, #Nope... #StillNope™️You'd #Think that after 18-years, #MyOldDumbTelly might have #Dropped a #Pixel or #Two; but, #Nope... #StillNope™️ 

#AlsoAvailable in #Languages other then #English... Because, that's how #InternationalDistribution #Works...
PSiReN-X :verified_paw:​PSiReN@psiren.eu
2025-03-28

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscuitNotNews with #SomeNews and #SomeNotNews... #Presented by #CaptainRedBeanBear...

#TheBiscuitSituation™️ is #StillStable and there is #Coffee (made from #MagickBeans, which are #TotallyFairTrade), and there will be #Pie in #TheFuture...

#ThePie is going to be made from #ChristmasLeftovers; even though, #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#ThePie will be #Topped with #HerbAndStuff #Stuffing; #So, #VeryMuchLike a #HuntsmansPie...

We will #AlsoAlsoAdd; there's been an #Earthquake in #Thailand... #One of #TheBFF's #BestBuddies remains #Unharmed; some of his #Neighbours, #NotSoMuch...

🧙⚔️🤖🐺🤖⚔️🧙 | 🎈​🦹🍪🐻​🍪🦹🎈

bbc.co.uk/news/videos/c20d0nxr

#TheBiscuitSituation™️ is #StillStable...... there is #Coffee (made from #MagickBeans, which are #TotallyFairTrade),...... ,and there will be #Pie in #TheFuture... With an #OxfordCommahttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/c20d0nxr2lmo
PSiReN-X :verified_paw:​PSiReN@psiren.eu
2025-03-03

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiablo4WorldNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer, with #Biscuits, and an #Update...

Have the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG complied with #EULaw, yet? #StillNope™️

#Meh - #NoOneCares; that's #Why #IT's #NotNews... #IT's #StillNotNews; #DefinitelyNotNews... #IT's #JustAsWell that #NoOneCares; because #Reasons and #RacistHomophobes...

#Meanwhile... #SeasonOfWitchcraft: #DayThirtySix and #Still #StuffToDo...

#Things are #StillReallyGood... With lots of #ShingShing, #VeryBigHammers™️ and some #OnlineChopping... We've also got #PSiReN-#Hex with #TheRightStaff™️... [The #Hashtag is #Silent]

#TheBiscuitSituation™️ is #StillStable (#MyLittleBigBuddy has #JustGone to #DoubleCheck) and #Hooray for #NotLotRO...

We've eaten #AllTheCrumble; but, we have #ChristmasChocolates, even though #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

With a #SparklyPony... And, #FancyHats...

#DontForget... #DiscordIsForImbeciles

🧙⚕️🤖:wolfparty:​🤖⚕️🧙 | :fediverse:🦹🍫🐻🍫🦹:fediverse:

#TheBiscuitSituation™️ is #StillStable (#MyLittleBigBuddy has #JustGone to #DoubleCheck); but, we have #ChristmasChocolates, even though #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...
PSiReN-X :verified_paw:​PSiReN@psiren.eu
2025-03-01

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscuitNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews; #So... You don't have to #WorryAboutIT...

#TheBFF has #Confirmed that #Tonight we shall be #Eating... #ChickenKyivs with:

#BakedPotatoes; and,
#Broccoli

I shall be #Making a #Crumble with:

#ConferencePears (#AllTheWay from #Belgium); and,
#Raspberries

And... And... #Because #IT's a #MovieNight; there shall be #NibblyButs, #Olives and #ChristmasChocolates; #EvenThough #IT's #NotChristmas, and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#MyLittleBigBuddy is #PositivelyGiddy with #Excitement...

We #MightNeed #MoreBullets and:

#Rockets;
#FlameThrowers;
#SmokeScreens; and,
#OilSlicks

There was #SortOf a #Prophecy... There is also #IceCream

🧙:fediverse:​🤖:wolfparty:​🤖:fediverse:​🧙 | 🦹🍨:party_wizard:​🐻:party_wizard:​🍨🦹

#TheRules

1: #KnowTheRules 
2: #RememberTheRules 
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone 

#AmmunitionSoldSeparately#StayingEuropean#CaptainRedBeanBear is #Chillin'...
PSiReN-X :verified_paw:​PSiReN@psiren.eu
2025-02-22

Our #WestWingMarathon continues...

#So... #IT #TurnsOut that #Donna is #Canadian and isn't allowed to #Attend #DrBartlet 's #BirthdayParty; #TheRussians have a former #KGBAgent as a #Reformer / #President that seeks to #Inhibit #Iran's #NuclearProgramme by #Building a #HardWaterReactor for them, and #CJ has to get her very own #SecretServiceAgent because of the #DeathThreats...

Are we all #UpToDate, yet...?

We had to eat some #ChristmasChocolates; even though #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

🧙⚔️​🤖:wolfparty:🤖⚔️​🧙 | ☕​🦹⚕️🦄⚕️🦹☕

PSiReN-X :verified_paw:​PSiReN@psiren.eu
2025-02-21

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiablo4WorldNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer, with #Biscuits...

Have the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG complied with #EULaw, yet? #StillNope™️

#Meh - #NoOneCares; that's #Why #IT's #NotNews... #IT's #StillNotNews; #DefinitelyNotNews...

#SeasonOfWitchcraft: #DayTwentyEight and #Still #StuffToDo...

#Things are #StillReallyGood... With lots of #ShingShing, #VeryBigHammers™️ and some #OnlineChopping... We've also got #PSiReN-#Hex with #TheRightStaff™️... [The #Hashtag is #Silent]

We're #TotallyFineForBiscuits... And, #Hooray for #NotLotRO...

And, #FancyHats...

#BTW: #IF you don't want to go #FullOnPyromaniac; there are #CareerOptions... You can #Always be a #NewBarbarian...

With a #SparklyPony...

Or, #BeAWerewolf... #BeAwareWolf...

#HappyHappy #FictionalChristmas, even though #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

For the #FancyBats with #FancyHats...!

🧙🌪️🤖:wolfparty:​🤖🌪️🧙 | :fediverse:🦹:batman:🐻:batman:🦹 :fediverse:

PSiReN-X :verified_paw:​PSiReN@psiren.eu
2025-02-20

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiablo4WorldNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer, with #Biscuits...

Have the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG complied with #EULaw, yet? #StillNope™️

#Meh - #NoOneCares; that's #Why #IT's #NotNews... #IT's #StillNotNews; #DefinitelyNotNews...

#SeasonOfWitchcraft: #DayTwentySeven and #Still #StuffToDo although the #LunarAwakening has #ComeToAnEnd...

#Things are #StillReallyGood... With lots of #ShingShing, #VeryBigHammers™️ and some #OnlineChopping... We've also got #PSiReN-#Hex with #TheRightStaff™️... [The #Hashtag is #Silent]

We're #TotallyFineForBiscuits... And, #Hooray for #NotLotRO...

And, #FancyHats...

#BTW: #IF you don't want to go #FullOnPyromaniac; there are #CareerOptions... You can #Always be #TheNecromancer...

With a #SparklyPony...

Or, #BeAWerewolf... #BeAwareWolf...

#HappyHappy #FictionalChristmas, even though #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

For the #FancyBats with #FancyHats...!

🧙⚕️🤖:wolfparty:​🤖⚕️🧙 | :fediverse:🦹🔥🐻🔥🦹 :fediverse:

PSiReN-X :verified_paw:​PSiReN@psiren.eu
2025-02-02

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiablo4WorldNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer, with #Biscuits...

Have the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG complied with #EULaw, yet? #StillNope™️

#Meh - #NoOneCares; that's #Why #IT's #NotNews... Have we all been to #Church, yet... | #LookNoQuestionMark

#Meanwhile... #Back in #DiabloIVWorld; #IT's #AllGoingOn...

#SeasonOfWitchcraft: #DayThirteen

#Things are #GettingReallyGood... With lots of #ShingShing, #VeryBigHammers™️ and a #SparklyPony...

And, #FancyHats...

#HappyHappy #FictionalChristmas, even though #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

For the #FancyBats with #FancyHats...!

🧙⚔️🤖:wolfparty:​🤖⚔️🧙 | :fediverse:🦹🎩🐻🎩🦹 :fediverse:

An #XBox #WelcomeScreen
PSiReN-X :verified_paw:​PSiReN@psiren.eu
2025-02-01

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiablo4WorldNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer, with #Biscuits...

Have the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG complied with #EULaw, yet? #StillNope™️

#Meh - #NoOneCares; that's #Why #IT's #NotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #Stroopwafels are #PermeantlyBanned

#Meanwhile... #Back in #DiabloIVWorld; #IT's #AllGoingOn...

#SeasonOfWitchcraft: #DayTwelve

#Things are #GettingReallyGood... With lots of #ShingShing, #VeryBigHammers™️ and a #SparklyPony...

And, #FancyHats...

#HappyHappy #FictionalChristmas, even though #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

For the #FancyBats with #FancyHats...!

🧙⚔️🤖:wolfparty:​🤖⚔️🧙 | :fediverse:🦹🎩🐻🎩🦹 :fediverse:

PSiReN-X :verified_paw:​PSiReN@psiren.eu
2025-01-31

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiablo4WorldNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer, with #Biscuits...

Have the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG complied with #EULaw, yet? #StillNope™️

#Meh - #NoOneCares; that's #Why #IT's #NotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #Stroopwafels are #PermeantlyBanned

#Meanwhile... #Back in #DiabloIVWorld; #IT's #AllGoingOn...

#SeasonOfWitchcraft: #DayEleven

#Things are #GettingReallyGood... With lots of #ShingShing, #VeryBigHammers™️ and a #SparklyPony...

And, #FancyHats...

#BTW: #IF you don't want to go #FullOnPyromaniac; there are #CareerOptions... You can #Always be #TheNecromancer...

With a #SparklyPony...

Or, #BeAWerewolf... #BeAwareWolf...

#HappyHappy #FictionalChristmas, even though #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

For the #FancyBats with #FancyHats...!

🧙⚔️🤖:wolfparty:​🤖⚔️🧙 | :fediverse:🦹🔥🐻🔥🦹 :fediverse:

PSiReN-X :verified_paw:​PSiReN@psiren.eu
2025-01-30

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiablo4WorldNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer, with #Biscuits...

Have the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG complied with #EULaw, yet? #StillNope™️

#Meh - #NoOneCares; that's #Why #IT's #NotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #Stroopwafels are #PermeantlyBanned

#Meanwhile... #Back in #DiabloIVWorld; #IT's #AllGoingOn...

#SeasonOfWitchcraft: #DayTen

#Things are #GettingReallyGood... With lots of #ShingShing, #VeryBigHammers™️ and a #SparklyPony... There's #Still #LotsOfWitchyStuff on the #ToDoList...

#HappyHappy #FictionalChristmas, even though #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#IT's #Brutal; #ILikeIT... For the #FancyBats with #FancyHats...!

🧙⚔️🤖:wolfparty:​🤖⚔️🧙 | :fediverse:​🦹:batman:🐻:batman:🦹:fediverse:

PSiReN-X :verified_paw:​PSiReN@psiren.eu
2025-01-29

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiablo4WorldNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer, with #Biscuits...

Have the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG complied with #EULaw, yet? #StillNope™️

#Meh - #NoOneCares; that's #Why #IT's #NotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #Stroopwafels are #PermeantlyBanned

#Meanwhile... #Back in #DiabloIVWorld; #IT's #AllGoingOn...

#SeasonOfWitchcraft: #DayNine

#Things are #GettingReallyGood... With lots of #VeryBigHammers™️ and a #SparklyPony... There's #Still #LotsOfWitchyStuff on the #ToDoList...

#HappyHappy #FictionalChristmas, even though #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#IT's #Brutal; #ILikeIT... For the #FancyBats...!

🧙⚒️🤖:wolfparty:​🤖⚒️🧙 | :fediverse:​🦹:batman:🐻:batman:🦹:fediverse:

Client Info

Server: https://mastodon.social
Version: 2025.04
Repository: https://github.com/cyevgeniy/lmst