"Finally!" Tripping over a shattered mace, the rogue beamed at the statue. "And untouched. Those emerald eyes, ruby fingernails..."
"It might be guarded," the barbarian warned.
"By what? Look at the dust. We're the first visitors for centuries."
"Those bone fragments didn't arrive themselves."
"Pah, you grump. You should be glad we've found the smiling goddess."
"Looks more like a #frown to me," muttered the barbarian, just as the statue raised an arm.











