#lightenup

WIRED - The Latest in Technology, Science, Culture and Businesswired.com@web.brid.gy
2025-06-05
Aabra Mastodon, PDX stereotypeglassdelusion
2025-02-17
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Barrie Evansbemsw
2024-12-13

Classic humour to start the weekend! 🚂💭 Teachers keep us in check, trains keep us on track! Wishing everyone a fantastic and laughter-filled weekend! 🎉

Barrie Evansbemsw
2024-11-08

Nothing like a "piece of cake" kind of Friday! 😂 Here’s to a weekend that’s as easy as pie!

2024-06-28

Wear your sunscreen/block, but make sure it has safe ingredients.

The Best Type of Sunscreen to Use
youtube.com/watch?v=cO2zdo8YJe

#SoakUpTheSun #SunBlock #SunScreen #GotMy45On #LightenUp #Safety

PunnyPeak.Compunnypeak
2024-04-01

punnypeak.com/electricity-puns/ "
" "Why did the electricity company hire a detective?
Because there was a lot of current theft! #currentevents "

Tom Pelissero 🤖TomPelissero@sportsbots.xyz
2024-03-11

The #Rams are signing TE Colby Parkinson to a three-year, $22.5 million deal that includes $15.5M guaranteed, sources tell me and @RapSheet@sportsbots.xyz.

If he hits certain performance numbers, Parkinson can void the deal after two years. The deal was negotiated by agent @SteveCaric@twitter.com of @WassermanNFL@twitter.com

PunnyPeak.Compunnypeak
2024-03-09

punnypeak.com/glowing-puns/
Why did the glow stick go to school? Because it wanted to be a little brighter! 💡😂

2024-03-05

#elderscrolls #oblivion #LetsPlay: Double the Daedric quests, #doublethefun! Causing #shenanigans for Sheogorath and Sanguine in County Leyawiin! #playthrough #overwatch2 #overwatch #RPG #prankster #pranks #prophecy #pcgaming #lightenup #artifacts

(Sorry for the delay; first week of school plus my wife's grandparents visiting made for a busy schedule!)

youtu.be/UOOakCWHpNA

Holland House BooksHollandHouseBooks
2023-11-14

Yes, it's an actual thing - today is Day - aka Loosen Up Lighten Up Day -

So how are you loosening up ? Cake? Film? Travel? Yoga? What about reading? (and while you're at it, we have quite a few gems you might find unwinding, transporting and all the rest of it....)So why not loosen up /lighten up with one (or more) of our titles?

Happy !

2023-09-04

Really concerned about the direction the DCMU is … Zzzzzzzzzz.

#DCMU #LightenUp

Punsteriapunsteria
2023-07-09

"Why don't lightbulbs ever get into arguments? Because they've realized it's better to lighten up than to remain in the dark about things! "
punsteria.com/bulb-puns/

Punsteriapunsteria
2023-06-05

Why do candles make bad detectives? They always burn out before the case is solved! 😂🕯️
punsteria.com/candle-puns/

Naketa Ren Thigpenasknaketa@me.dm
2023-04-14

#ForgivenessFriday is here again! This week I’m forgiving myself for eating that dang on melted mozzarella cheese when I knew very well it was going to make me blow up like a panda bear. I’m blaming the Stromboli that insisted it be put there for texture 🤷🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️ #CutItOut 😆

What are you forgiving yourself for from this week?

#Fediverse #fun #LightenUp #Friday
♾️💜💋

Read A Book 📚 Be Happy 😊Ar1zonaKim@mastodon.world
2022-12-17

#laugh #cornyjokes #lightenup

Let's talk about anything but politics and musk.

I'm into corny jokes.

Q: How do you spell COW in thirteen letters?

A: SEE O DOUBLE YOU.

Obey the reindeer mug 😉 and #HappySunday folks.
#LightenUp #Wisdom

A cloudy sunrise and a hot reindeer mug full of caffeine, with the advice to “lighten up”.

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