[Knock at the door.]

"[Cracks the door open.] What is it?"

"Hi, my name is Bob Doortodoorfrogman."

"Frogman? But you don't look like a frog."

"You should have seen my parents. :derpface: At any rate, I'm a door-to-door frogman... salesman."

"Okay."

"May I interest you in a polycule?"

"Thank you. I don't need a pedicure."

"No, no, no, not a pedicure. A polycule."

"Oh, I see. My hair is fine."

"No, no, no, not a follicle. A polycule."

"I don't go to the movies."

"Haha, no, not a pellicle. A polycule."

"Oh! A polycule?"

"Yes. You know what it is?"

"I have to say that I haven't had the opportunity to be educated into the science of polycules."

"That's vexing."

"How so?"

"I thought *you* knew, and would educate *me*. How can I interest anyone in it if I don't know what it is?"

#polycule #education #microfiction

While my goal is to go live in a country side of far up north mansion with my #polycule I keep seeing job offers from #SanFransisco that are way more interesting then any position I can get from Canada.

Well shit, I hope that polycule I met earlier doesn't proposition me in the hotel elevator.

#mispelling #joke #sign #convention #furry #polycule #awu2025 #AnthroWeekendUtah2025

Bon, après, lui est un peu en début de NRE avec deux personnes (notre #polycule grandit !) . Je trouve ça trop cool 💥😄

Par, exemple, je me moque gentillement de lui quand il ricane parce que "regarde ielle m'a envoyé un vocal j'ai découvert sa voix omg 😉". On rigole et partage la béatitude 😚😊. Il me dit " mais c'est un peu pour ça qu'on fait ça non ?" et je lui souris.

Bref, voilà notre "vieux" couple rajeuni 😋, merci à la #NRE, rendu possible chez nous via l'ouverture au #polyA !

A molecule is a minute mole.

So a polycule is a minute poly.

A crepuscule is a minute crepus.

A majuscule is a minute majus.

A minuscule is a minute minus.

And so forth....

#molecule #polycule #crepuscule #majuscule #minuscule #QED

Title: "How I feel about #iCloud rent-seeking"
Format: #polycule tech support text thread

[Black Redacted]:
Hi loves! I talked with [Green Redacted] and he would like to help fix your phone storage problem [Red Redacted] and would be happy to help with it Wednesday night when you are already here! He said you helped with his bike and he is good at this and can help.

I gave [Green Redacted] a rough overview of the situation and y’all can talk details of the specs of the issue and what you want to happen!

[Green Redacted]:
Heck yeah, happy to help! 💙

Also, Apple makes this shit deliberately convoluted to force people to play their forever iCloud subscription.

Fuck those fascist $1 million inauguration donation bootlickers, let’s figure this out 💪

[Black Redacted]:
Lol omg

[Red Redacted]:
Love

#polyamory #multiamory #nonmonogomy #apple #iPhone

Это окно появилось в #Element Desktop после того, как он зачем-то предложил защитить хранилище ключей, которое я уже забэкапил до этого и у меня есть ключ восстановления. Может быть, это вызвано каким-то косяком из-за установки клиента #Polycule на Android и входа в аккаунт через него, но я не понимаю, какого чёрта.

В общем, ничего делать не надо, никакие инденртичности сбрасывать не надо, ведь меня не взломали. Просто матрикс делает матрикс вещи...

Project idea (for the already overflowing pile), a privacy friendly dating app where instead of 1:1 matching it'll be a one to many matching. Aka you're "applying for" getting adopted by a polycule (near you).

#poly #polycule #dating #datingapp #project

y'all, I love my partners so much

Anna is amazing, she's such a good cook

Jennifer is amazing with technology

they're both so pretty too

and they ground me better than anything else in the world (except maybe my kiddo)

just wanted to share :heart_poly: :lesbian_heart: :trans_heart: :nonbinary_heart:

#polyamory #polyam #nonbinary #trans #polycule #cute #partners #love #family #support

my girlfriend said she appreciated how much our wife loves her as a person

and she responded "hey! I also like your boobs" :heart_sp_les3: :heart_poly:

#polyam #trans #enby #nonbinary #lesbians #cute #polycule

Please boost this far and wide

Our situation could use anything you can give and we will try to give back by turning this into a rescue vehicle and gene editing lab for trans, gnc and for otherkin

We need to put things together and to help where we can

Wish we weren't in a capitalist system but mutual aid is to fill the hole that capitalism creates with bullshit artificial scarcity and to help those in need
We need to create a mobile anarchist queer hackerspace this realm needs

This bus is also our home on wheels

#transinneed #mutualaid #MutualAidRequest #polycule #rescue #transrights #transrightsareuniversalrights #otherkin #gnc #gendernonconforming #gendernoncomformingpeoplearevalid #voidpunk #nonhuman #xenogender #therian #lgbt #posthumanist #lgbtq #lgbtqia #LGBTQIA2S

Re: https://furry.engineer/@athamanatha/114365320911096930

Etaski writes #Mature #EpicFantasy with an ever broadening scope​

#FoundFamily is a core theme with #D&D #TTRPG #Worldbuilding

#DarkFantasySeries begins underground with an isolated race of #DarkElves. The first #trilogy is NOT for the faint of heart #EroticHorror

https://books2read.com/ap/nAm0rj/AS-Etaski

#Books #DarkElf #Drow #dnd #Demon #Dragon #Necromancer #Dwarves #Sapphic #Bisexual #Lesbian #lgbtqia #polycule #polyamorous

@bookstodon @bookstadon @ttrpg @fantasy @sffbookclub @lgbtqbookstodon @horror

@rapidugo tu voudrais pas nous parler un peu de ton #polycule stp ? Nous expliquer avec tes mots et expériences ce que ce terme recouvre et peut être nous raconter les spécificités du votre. Ça fait longtemps qu'on a pas fait la #RévolutionRomantique sur Masto

@gen

greater seattle lesbian polycule moment

#polycule #seattle

My partner had minor #surgery today and for me this was one of the more difficult experiences of being #poly. Sharing the privilege of caring for my partner, bringing her, fetching her, looking after her when she's back home, was hard. Seeing her being close with others or knowing that she shares intimacy with others was always a source of joy for me (#compersion ). Letting others in the #polycule have their moment in caring for her, was work. #polyamory #relationships

Metamours can be stressful, and that's okay.
 
You are not obliged to have a relationship with your #metamours if you find it difficult. 

Your only obligation, as a team, is to find a way for your #polycule to work in a way that makes everyone happy. 

It's a simple fact of life that we will never get on with everyone, even if they are a perfect match for our partner. There are just some people whose personalities don't gel with ours. 

#polyamory

Anime fandom: It's [current year], when are we gonna get a harem anime where it's actually just a polycule that loves each other?

100 GFs: [Bob the Tomato voice] Have WE got a SHOW for YOU!

#anime #polycule #100GFs

#theyFinallyMadeIt #HaveWeGotAShowForYou