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I hate the way autocorrect manages to choose the wrong word.

The price of intelligibility is consonant vigilante.

#Autocorrect #AutocorrectFail

Julia is standing behind a burning computer. An anvil is hitting her on the head. Text: I hate the way autocorrect manages to choose the wrong word. The price of intelligibility is consonant vigilante.

@Linux Well, there's your problem: you can't move flowers with fediverse alone 💐

#AutocorrectFail

After this autocarrot failure my friend reckons it has a right-wing bias 😆

#AutocorrectFail

Screenshot of a text exchange:

Hey, did you avoid the left, or not?

???
I’m always on the left [laugh emoji]

No autocarrot, I did not mean Ebola when I typed ebook 🙄

Just as well I proofread that email before sending 😆

#AutocorrectFail

No, auto carrot, I don’t want to say gluten tag to these German-speaking people 🙄 #AutocorrectFail

Wrote a note to myself and it kept autocorrecting CALM to CLAM.

Not sure why the notes app would rather me be eating clams than remembering tactics to remain calm.

And now i’m mildly craving linguine with clams. Lol

(And yes I had to go through this post and change the autocorrected clams back to calm as needed…)

#life #autocorrectfail

#Autocorrect changed my “I’m happy to hear that.” response to “I’m going to eat that.”
#AutoCorrectFail

BONUS JOKE:

More sad news…
The man who invented the snooze alarm has died. His funeral will be held on Tuesday at 9:00 am… No, 9:05… Make that 9:10… Okay, 9:15…

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Signage #FunnySigns #FunnySign #Puns #Joke #Autocorrect #SnoozeButton #SnoozeAlarms #SnoozeAlarm #DadJoke #AutocorrectFail

Photo of a standard customizable business sign, sitting in front of a parked car by a roadside. The sign reads:
“The inventor of autocorrect has died. The funnel will be held tomato.”

I’ve been learning a pequeño español using Duolingo.

I almost failed a lesson because I can barely spell restaurante en Inglés.

😅

#Duolingo #Spelling #Spanish #Español #AutocorrectFail

Dear Microsoft,

x( is not equivalent to 😠.
😣 is equivalent to x(.
>:( would be 😠.

Also; I'm trying to send a line of code. Stop replacing my function names with emojis. Holy fuck.

Thank you,
a teams user that'd rather not be

#Microsoft #Teams #Emojis #Autocorrect #Autocorrectfail #SoftwareDevelopment

Just went from "Despacito" to "Depressed Pito" thanks to #autocorrectasong 🙄 Can't trust technology with my favorite hits! 😂 #Oops #AutoCorrectFail

Frankly, Autocorrect, I'm sick and tired of your shirt.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Minions #DespicableMe #Autocorrect #AIfails #AutocorrectFail #AutocorrectFails

Cartoon of a "Minion" character from the movie "Despicable Me," looking sideways and apparently speaking. Text reads, "Hay, Autocorrect! Quit tampering with my curse words, you mother forklift!"

Just had a hilarious #autocorrect fail while texting a friend. #AutocorrectASong turned "Sweet Child o' Mine" into "Sweet Child of Mime." Can't stop laughing! What's your funniest autocorrect song mishap? 😂🎶 #FunnyTexts #AutocorrectFail

Just tried singing my favorite song but thanks to #autocorrectasong, it turned into a hilarious mess! 🤣 Singing "Sweet Child of Vinegar" instead of "Sweet Child of Mine" is definitely not the same! #AutocorrectFail #SingalongFails

Narrow escape—looks like autocorrect silently changed the word “tenets” in one of my sentences. Glad I spotted that. “Religious tenants” sound like the plaintiff in a new, controversial Supreme Court case. #AmWriting #histodons #autocorrectfail

Frankly, Autocorrect, I'm getting a bit tired of your shirt.

(This week, due to no reason besides my lack of a brain, #HootinTootinTuesday will be on a Wednesday, and its theme will be "oops.")

#FunnyMeme #Humor #Mistakes #Oops #Oopsy #OopsyDaisy #Autocorrect #AutocorrectFail #AutocorrectFails #WizardOfOz #TheWizardOfOz #SkyWriting #WickedWitch #WickedWitchOfTheWest

Comic of "Wizard of Oz" characters, stnding on the ground and pointing up at some sky writing, asking "What does it mean."

Above them, the Wicked Witch is on her broomstick. She has just finished sky writing "Suspender Dorothy," and grumbles to herself: "Stupid Autocorrect!"

Have you ever been #autocorrectasong-ed by your phone? My personal favorite is "Sweet Caroline" turning into "Sweet Carnivore" 🤣 What's yours? #funnyautocorrect #autocorrectfail

@BobDevney@wandering.shop @Alikufogo@wandering.shop @BigAngBlack@fosstodon.org
I wish this thing had edit functionality, it's Valois not Vallis. 🤦🏽‍♂️ #AutocorrectFail

Dear Google Docs,

When I write about an "ADHD med situation," it is neither kind nor accurate to suggest correcting it to "addiction."

No, thank you.

Ms. O.

#AutoCorrectFail
#ADHDProbs

If you're ever interested in travelling between cities in #Japan and you have the time to spare, take the local trains instead of the Limited Expresses and the Shinkansen.

Yes, your journey will take longer and you will need to plan ahead, but the sights can be worth it.

#TravelInJapan
#JapaneseTrains
#TravelTipsJapan

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