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Movie Review: “Materialists” pays the price of the modern rom-com - Helena Hennessy

What does Balrog taste like? Inquiring minds need to know... 😁
Also, are the Elves an allegory for the diffrent ages of Brittish royalty? 🤔

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Elves in Tolkien's legendarium
From THE HOBBIT:
-Wine from warm lands
-Fire-roasted meat
-Likes dancing in the meadows and making flower wreaths
-Spends time singing and feasting
THE LORD OF THE RINGS:
-Minwvor, Lembas (mysterious and magical elven food)
-Ages-old wisdom in the eyes
-Totally mysterious
THE SILMARILLION:
-Blood of the slain kin
-Flesh of a Balrog killed with bare hands
-Starts each day with new war
-Covered in scars from fighting and being tortured by Orcs
-Killed at least 10 family members

Comic Crusaders Podcast #582 - Gabe Cheng
Join Al Mega as he interviews indie comics dynamo Gabe Cheng! Gabe is here to talk about his hilarious new Kickstarter comic, THIS SEEMS NORMAL #1, where impulsive siblings take family drama to a whole new level with a robot dad double! We’re diving...
https://comiccrusaders.com/podcast/comic-crusaders-podcast-582-gabe-cheng/
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I was just told that I will be allowed to do a reading of my Fantasy/Attempted Comedy, The Last Philosopher, at this years Eurocon called Archipelacon 2 😁

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Ham-fisted construction is my favourite 😂

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abridged fairy tales by John Atkinson, Wrong Hands
Goldilocks: Home invader has ceral, breaks stuff, then falls asleep.
Hansel and Gretel: Some kids eat an old lady's house. Also cannibalism.
Beauty and the beast: Stockholm syndrome girl falls for ugly guy. Except he isn't.
Princess and the pea: Mattresses piled on a vegetable determine fitness to govern.
Cinderella: Wardrobe malfunction prompts strange footwear mating ritual.
Three little pigs: Ham-fisted construction keeps wolf at the door.

I have a fantastic suggestion 😁

Sans-serif = Low-fantasy
Serif = High-fantasy
Extra-serif = Epic-fantasy
Fractal-serif = Science-fantasy

Now I need suggestions for a weird, comedic, high-sci-fantasy-serif. Anyone? 😊

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Picture showing the four diffrent serifs on the capital letter E

You never forget your first map 😁

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Post by Adam Morgan

Sex is great but have you ever opened a book with a map in the front.

I mean it is pretty obvious, since Jesus just like the big lion is entierly made up 😂

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Tolkien vs. Lewis on allegories webcomic by reparrishcomics

Tolkien speaking to a student:
Student: Professor Tolkien! Is it true that you wrote your novels as an allegory for the first world war?
Tolkien: No. Never. Ask me that again adn I will call the police.

Lewis thinking to himself:
If even one person reading this does not understand that the big lion is jesus, I will set myself on fire.

Is there such a thing as liking things too much? Yes, yes there is 😜😂

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Five panel webcomic by Sarah's Scribbles:

1: I like this thing
2: Maybe I'll check out the FANDOM! Opens door to fandom.
3: Peeks inside
4: Room on fire with people arguing everywhere.
5: Slams door shut and thinks "Well."

You know it's not nice to be this accurate 😂 Anyway, I'm going to go practise eating my apples more mockingly...

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How To Tell If You Are In A High Fantasy Novel

The Elders would like a word with you.

The Ritualis about to begin.

Something that has not happened in a thousand years s happening.

You are going to the City. There is only one City. It is only said with a capital C. No one needs to bother saying the name of the City. It s the City.

Certain members of the Conneil are displeased with your family's recent actions.

A bard is providing occasional comic relief; no one hired or invited him and his method of earning a living is unclear.

The High Priestis not to be trusted.

Someone is eating an apple mockingly.

There is one body of water. It is called the Sea. The Great Sea, if you are feeling fancy.

You live in a region with no major exports, no centralized government, no banking system, a mysteriously ‘maintained network of roads, and litlte to no job training for anyone who is not farmer.

You're going to have to hurry, or you're going to miss the Fair — and you never miss the Fair.

There is trouble at the Citadel.

Your full name has at least one apostrophe iniit.

There are two religions in your entire universe. One is a thinly veiled version of Islam. It is only practiced by villains. The other is “being a Viking". You are a Viking.

There are new ways in the land that threaten the Old Way. Your grandmother secretly practices the Old Way, as do all of the people of the hills.

Science-fantasy: In the end as they pull the mask of the old man the plucky group of teenagers realise the lost art of Spellbangin' was just sexy math... 😂

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Xweet by Sam Sykes
"Low" fantasy: Writing a sex scene.
"High" fantasy: Writing a magic system.
"Epic" fantasy: Involving the magic system in the sex scene in the lost art of Spellbangin’.

Hi,
Just came home from my third #movie in #Pathé #TunisCity for the movie #Bridge or in #tunisian
#قنطرة
Or in French :Le pont
This is not a #comedy movie, but unlike most of our movies these #years , it has a good #point :
What happens when you get #rich in #Tunisia
There are some #comedic #scenes here & there, but #overall they get #dissolved

Jack Black Sparrow

Eyes gleam, hat sits high,
Pirate tales with a sly grin,
Comedy sails by.

#pirate #jackblack #humor #parody #jacksparrow #mischievous #piratelife #adventure #captain #swashbuckler #piratehat #skull #piratecostume #comedic #moviereference #classiclook #piratecharm #fantasy #playful #rogue #aiart #digitalart #midjourney

The Best of #RichardPryor: The #Comedic Genius Who Redefined the Rules https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/best-richard-pryor-comedic-genius-who-redefined-rules-afjpc/?published=t

BACK TO SCHOOL! - MEGA COMPILATION

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Fattybones Returns

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https://5yaks.com/all-movies/c/colossus-and-the-headhunters/
Review of the MST3K version of Colossus and the Head Hunters written as if by Tom Servo. Very accurate and funny. #mst3k #movie #comedic #review

Is This The Olympics? | Sports Mega Compilation | Cyanide & Happiness

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RIP

https://beetoons.tv/videos/watch/f57d848b-3f42-43d9-b479-d06f849479d2

Mercifully there's only 3 days in #casca so conference recovery starts tomorrow. In the meantime, honorable mention to the students who snuck this very well done comedic poster into the session! #casca2024 #jwst #academicchatter #students #astronomy #Astrodon #comedy #funny #toronto #comedic #science #education

#Comedic

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