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#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #qa #codinghumor #programmer_humor #programmer #coding #programming #builds #defect #defects #testing #qahumor #Qatesting #memes #Meme #Humor #humour

A burning building labeled "latest build") a man running away from it (labeled "dev") and a woman laughing in the foreground (labeled "QA")

"I'm an influencer" is the new "Would you like to help me inventory my many and varied personality defects?".

#influencer #character #personality #defects #deficits

#lemons
#China’s #BYD recalls 88,981 plug-in hybrids over #battery #safety #hazard
"Qin PLUS models affected were produced Jan2021-Sep2023.. BYD, facing sliding sales & profit, has recalled >210k vehicles in 2025.. Oct, BYD announced its largest #recall of >115,000 Tang & Yuan Pro vehicles produced 2015-2022 due to #design #defects & battery-related safety risks.. 2024, BYD also recalled ~97,000 Dolphin & Yuan Plus #EVs due to manufacturing fault"🤦‍♂️
>Why #Buffett sold BYD🧐
https://www.straitstimes.com/asia/east-asia/chinas-byd-recalls-88981-plug-in-hybrids-over-battery-safety-hazard

#scrum #scrumteam #qa #defect #defects #testing #qahumor #Qatesting #memes #Meme #Humor #humour

Picture of a diskette drive with a label that reads "Works, but makes Sad Noises"

Caption: QA logging defects before work tracking tools existed

#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #qa #defect #defects #testing #programming #programminghumor #qahumor #memes #Meme #Humor #humour

A delivery truck (labeled user story, ticket, or whatever you call it) with its back doors open. Out comes a smaller truck labeled defect

St Kilda and Prahran hoon operation
#ausnews #vicnews #police #vkc #hoons #arrests #defects #stkilda #prahran

https://www.victoriannews.com.au/news/melbourne-news/st-kilda-and-prahran-hoon-operation/?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=jetpack_social

💔 Are Foundation Models Ready for Industrial Defect Recognition? A Reality Check on Real-World Data

https://arxiv.org/abs/2509.20479

#computing #cs #machinevision #llm #ai #ml #manufacturing #defects #automation

#scrum #scrumteam #qa #defect #defects #testing #TestCase #Meme #memes #Humor #humour

Photo of two long rows of toilets on the sidewalk.

Caption: When your plumber was a QA who ran a lot of test cases

#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #qa #testing #defect #defects #devtest #Meme #memes #Humor #humour

Picture of a cat (labeled QA) at the bottom of wrecked window blinds (labeled "Your code")

“ #Europe is already moving to treat #code like any other #consumerproduct: #liable for #defects and #harms. #Canada should do the same.” www.regs2riches.com/p/smart-retr...

smart retreat

Ich starte auf dem #Rockharz heute mit #Defects

#Rockharz #RHZ

#Arctis heute meine erste Band. War gut zu hören. Einzig weiblicher Klargesang, so far.

Wetter ist wolkig mit praller Sonne zwischendurch. Recht schwül und warm. Leichter Wind. Gut, um seinen Sonnenbrand zu vertiefen.

Der eine Ordner meinte, dieses Jahr seien über 40000 aufm Fest.

#Defects rumpelt nun 🤘

#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #qa #testing #defect #defects #SunTzu #memes #Meme #Humor #humour

Picture of a Sun Tzu statue with a fake quote:

Supreme excellence consists of breaking the enemy's code without fighting

-Sun Tzu, QA
The Art of War

#TheMetalDogArticleList
#BraveWords–WhereMusicLives
DEFECTS To Headline BBC’s BLACK SABBATH Celebration “Metal In The Midlands”

https://bravewords.com/news/defects-to-headline-bbcs-black-sabbath-celebration-metal-in-the-midlands/

#Defects #BBC #BlackSabbath #MetalInTheMidlands #HeavyMetal #Bravewords #RadioWM #BMusic #UKMusic #Birmingham

Does Your Team Produce ‘Bugs’?

Do your stakeholders think you produce 'Bugs'?

"A problem found in the production environment that prevents software from functioning as we encoded it."

I recommend #bugs are different than #defects, and #technicaldebt.

#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #qa #testing #defect #defects #devtest #Meme #memes #Humor #humour

Small dog looking shocked.

Caption: Dev, who didn't test their own code changes, when QA says they found a defect

In the realm of architecture and real estate, ensuring the structural integrity and compliance of buildings is paramount. Engaging a professional building inspector is not merely a procedural step; it's a strategic decision that safeguards investments, ensures occupant safety, and upholds regulatory standards.

Why Engage a Professional Building Inspector?

1. #professional #BuildingInspectors #Defects

https://archup.net/building-inspectors-ensuring-structural-integrity/

In the realm of architecture and real estate, ensuring the structural integrity and compliance of buildings is paramount. Engaging a professional building inspector is not merely a procedural step; it's a strategic decision that safeguards investments, ensures occupant safety, and upholds regulatory standards.

Why Engage a Professional Building Inspector?

1. #professional #BuildingInspectors #Defects

https://archup.net/building-inspectors-ensuring-structural-integrity/