Lmst

#productionissue

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Illustration of Clark Kent (labeled "production issue") ominously standing behind Lois Lane (labeled "Me just arriving in the morning"). She is seen saying "ULP."

#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #qa #productionissue #production #programminghumor #codinghumor #programmer_humor #programmer #Reels #Meme #memes #Humor #humour

Picture of a woman (labeled "Leadership looking for someone to handle a production issue) holding an alarmed cat (labeled" my teammate") while another cat (labeled "Me, just getting back from watching reels in the bathroom") looks on in the distance.

#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #qa #productionissue #production #programminghumor #Meme #memes #Humor #humour

Picture of a person standing on a high ledge up against a wall of rock

Caption: Trying to not be seen while leadership is looking for someone to take a look at a production issue

#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #qa #productionissue #production #outlook #meetinginvites #meetings #memes #Meme #Humor #humour

A picture of a monkey (labeled "Me, just doing my work) in the dark with an opened mouth lion (labeled" Outlook about to notify me of an in-progress production issue meeting that i was just added to") approaching from behind

#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #qa #scrummaster #productowner #sprint #sprintgoals #productionissue #Meme #memes #Humor #humour

Photo of a teen girl labeled Sales demoing to the customer, holding back the head of an upset boy behind her who is labeled The team objecting to the release of the product with known major issues

#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #qa #techdebt #productionissue #Meme #memes #Humor #humour

Photo of a brick house façade with a hole filled im by random protruding bricks.

Caption: It's just a bit of tech debt that we can address later. It's better to make our deadline than to delay and address an issue that no one will notice

#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #coding #programming #productionissue #leadership #executives #memes #Meme #Humor #humour

T-Rex from Jurassic Park (labeled "Leadership looking for someone to fix a problem in production") with a blood soaked mouth looking down a group of people, one of which says "Nobody move a muscle"

That last one is just to get your heart rate up.

#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #coding #programming #productionissue #Meme #memes #Humor

4 panel comic
First panel a guy says Here's a sample workout routine
Second panel he says Do some bodyweight squats
Third panel he says Try some push-ups
Fourth panel be says Push some bugs to production

#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #qa #defect #defects #productionissue #coding #programming #Meme #memes #Humor

Picture of a burned out white VW Bug in the middle of an empty parking lot.

Caption: Dev says they found and eliminated the bug

#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #qa #defect #defects #productionissue #timecharging #timesheets #Meme #memes #Humor

The painting The Martyrdom of St. Christopher, detail of a man shot through the eye with an arrow, c.1450-56

Caption: I'll fix it. Just open a defect so I can charge my time to it.

#scrum #scrumteam #requirementsgap #requirements #productionissue #Meme #memes #Humor

Photo of an installed door that does not entirely fill the doorway.

Caption: It's just a small requirements gap. I don't think the users will notice.

#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #qa #scrummaster #production #productionissue #Meme #memes #Humor

Four panel comic strip showing Woodstock walks up to Linus. Linus pats him on the head. Woodstock walks away looking happier. Linus says to Charlie Brown "He fixed a production bug".

#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #qa #productionissue #production #Meme #memes #Humor

Picture of Hello Kitty sitting at a desk, talking on the phone while a computer burns on fire in the background.

Caption: There's a production problem but that's not your team's responsibility

#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #legacysystems #productionissue #Meme #memes #Humor

A diver (labeled "The one dev assigned to cover any production issue that comes up") emerges from the sea water pulling a rope tied to what looks like the Titanic (labeled "Legacy system" l

#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #qa #productionissue #Meme #memes #Humor

Leopard (labeled "Production problem") jides behind a ttee to stalk some game (labeled "Me enjoying my morning coffee")

#scrum #productionissue #sprintgoals #scrumteam #sprintplanning #dev #developer #qa #memes #Meme #Humor

Picture of a person being incinerated by a nuclear bomb. The person is labeled "Me trying to get my sprint work done" and the bomb is labeled "production problem"

#scrum #qa #testing #techdebt #productionissue #deadlines #leadership #memes #Meme

Picture of a entry door very much bot aligned with the door frame.

Caption:QA says there are still issues but management insists on shipping it because making a deadline is more important than quality

#scrum #productionissue #release #developer #dev #devops #Meme #memes

Photo of a boy posing in front of the glass of a tiger enclosure as a tiger lunges at him. The boy is labeled "Me showing up to work in the morning" The tiger is labeled "The fallout from last night's production release"

#scrum #dev #developer #qa #scrumteam #productionissue #coldwar #memes #Meme

Photo of early cold era school children practicing a duck and cover drill in a classroom.

Caption: School children learning what to do when they hear that someone is needed to look at a production bug

#scrum #dev #developer #productionissue #legacysystems #memes #Meme

Painting of a 20th century rifleman taking aim while in a trench. A uniformed skeleton holds on to him from behind, providing support.

Caption: Me trying to fix a long-standing production bug that is difficult to reproduce, knowing many before me have tried and failed in this same effort.

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