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2025-07-08

How to become a better communicator: Step 1: Ask your friend a question that gives them an opportunity to talk about themselves [an old painting with 2 older men sitting down at a table talking - the 2nd man says to the first 'what in the f*ck is wrong with you?!']
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2025-07-07

Artist: @Chrishallbeck

1 - 1st guy waving at 2nd guy on their phone - 1st guy says 'taylor!' 2nd guy says 'hey lex' 2 - 1st guy says 'how's it going' 2nd guy responds 'good. you?' 3 - now you can see that 1st guy is plagued by snakes and the 2nd guy is on fire - 1st guy says 'i'm fantastic' and 2nd guy says 'that's great!' 4 - 1st guy says 'see you later' and 2nd guy says 'you bet!' Artist: Chris Hallbeck
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2025-07-07

you take meds? you don't need those poisoning your body. [gina from brooklyn 99 saying 'oopsie. you just said something really dumb.'
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2025-07-06

Sorry, the Better-Day™ you ordered is out of stock

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2025-07-05

pink stuffed animal bestie i'm at my fucking limit
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2025-07-04

how do you take your medication? lawful good (juice), neutral good (water), chaotic good (soda), lawful neutral (tea), true neutral (dry swallow), chaotic neutral (shower water), lawful evil (alcohol), neutral evil (soup), chaotic evil (condiments)
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2025-07-04

Source: timelords-detectives-and-hunters on Tumblr

timelords-detectives-and-hunters friend: "hey, i haven't see you in forever! how are you?" Lemony Snicket from outta nowhere: "Of course, in this case, 'fine" is only meant to reassure. She has never been less fine, nor was she ever fine in the first place. Here, the word "fine" could be defined as I am actually slowly dying on the inside, but don't wish for anyone to worry. Source: timelords-detectives-and-hunters on Tumblr
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2025-07-04

1 - a city on fire labeled "ME" 2 - will ferrell yeling "have you tried aligning your chakras?!"
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2025-07-04

Artist: puddlemunch.com

1 - doctor handing patient a bottle of pills while he is already holding a bottle of pills "KLUMPAZINE WILL HELP WITH YOUR DIARRHEA. IT CAUSES DIZZINESS so I'LL GIVE YOU BALANZOTRAN FOR THAT." 2 - doctor hands him another bottle "BALANZOTRAN'S SIDE EFFECTS INCLUDE NAUSEA, so YOU'LL TAKE THIS TUMTUMZ FOR THAT. AND HERE'S THE BEAUTY PART.." 3 - doctor smiles while guy looks confused 'UMTUMZ GIVES YOU DIARRHEA, BUT YOU'LL ALREADY BE TAKING THE KLUMPAZINE FOR THAT!' 4 - the doctor holds him up like in lion king '🎵it's the cirrrrcle of drugs!🎵' puddlemunch.com
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2025-07-04

Don't mind me. This is how I have fun. [guy sobbing into a puddle]
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2025-07-04

a diagram of how grumpy you are compared to how long it's been since you've caught a f*cking break - the arrow goes up the further it has been from catching a break
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2025-07-03

The two stages of taking your meds
(1) I'll take them soon.
(2) Oh no.

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2025-07-03

shoutout to my favorite coping mechanism: endlessly complaining about each and every symptom
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2025-07-03


text message 1st person - so how ya feeling 2nd person - good and you? 1st person - same we both lyin ain't we
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2025-07-03

Source: presentmonkey.bsky.social

Source: presentmonkey.bsky.social A disco ball is hundreds of pieces of broken glass put together to to make a magical ball of light. You aren't broken, you are a Disco Ball!
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2025-07-02

4 panel comic 1st panel: zombie saying 'brains...brains..." 2nd panel: [zombie looking annoyed, in the far distance is a guy with a sign] 3rd panel: [close-up of guy with sign] "Positivity Can Heal You" 4th panel: [guy in the background with sign still held up, zombie continues on his way, not eating the stupid guy with the sign] "Brains...Brains..."
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2025-07-02

raccoons in the sky Damn. I exist.
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2025-07-02

Artist: Loryn Brantz

1 - woman holding a piece of paper and showing it to a guy labeled 'life' - she says 'ok, so here's the plan' 2 - she holds her face up to her face excited and life looks at it and says 'i see' 3 - she looks shocked when life burns the plan loryn brantz
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2025-07-01

Outside it too people-y and inside is so lonely. We're gonna need a third place pic of sad guy and a bunch of shadow figues
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2025-07-01

Artist: Glenn McCoy but I changed the words for chronic or mental illness

2 guys looking out at hell and one says 'it is even worse than I imagined' there are people all over the place saying things like "must be nice staying home all day", "yoga cured my cousin", "you don't look sick", "just be positive", "we are all tired" Artist is Glenn McCoy

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