#MedicalHumor

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2025-06-24

Writing a memoir that's centered completely around my current urinary tract infection.

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2025-06-21

DOCTOR: Do you want to know why your abdominal muscles separated?

ME: [remembering what my parents once told me] is it because of me?

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2025-06-20

A blindfold of sorts. I've seen enough.

an eye patch at a pharmacy and under it is a buy 1 get 1 FREE

then below is a picture with 2 eye patches
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2025-06-16

Shout-out to this medical bill for finally getting paid!

*and another one just showed up*

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2025-06-13

I feel like people just come near me to cough.

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2025-06-11

Doctor's Office Receptionist: Do you want a receipt?
Me: No, I'd rather forget this whole experience..

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2025-06-09

My medical bills have become too serious and full-grown to be called bills. I now will call them Williams.

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