Lmst

#MedicalHumor

#nursememes #satire #healthcarememes #healthcarehumor #healthcare #medicalmemes #medical #medicalhumor #chronicillnesshumor #chronicillnessmemes

Mybodyistryingtokillme.com - satire - pic of a nurse and doctor laughing and slapping 5 - Nurse Casually Reveals She's Been Guessing Vein Locations for Years

#funny #haha #placebo #humor #medicalmemes #medicalhumor #healthcarememes #healthcarehumor #chronicillnesshumor #chronicillnessmemes

@ACflurane - what idiot called it a "randomized clinical trial controlled with placebo" and not "trick or treatment"

#chronicillnessmemes #chronicillnesshumor #chronicillness #autoimmune #chronicallyill #spoonie #spoonielife #spooniememes #phlebotomy #bloodlabs #bloodtests #healthcarehumor #healthcarememes #medicalhumor #medicalmemes

>>SATIRE Terrified Patient Flees Blood Lab After Watching Phlebotomist Miss Capri Sun Hole 173 Times [pic of woman running away] - MyBodyIsTryingTokillMe.com

#pharmacy #chronicillnesshumor #chronicillnessmemes #funny #Haha #humor #medicalmemes #medicalhumor #healthcarememes

I just got an email from my pharmacy saying that I am part of their family. Like I'm not suffering enough.

Meet the journal that hides your never-say-it-to-a-patient thoughts. Write it here, stash it under your pillow. 👉 https://chunkyfinds.com/things-i-want-to-say-at-work-but-can-apos-t-journal #WorkJournal #PrivateNotes #CantSayAtWork #MedicalHumor

Plot twist: the waiting room just got a wittier stethoscope. My Quotable Patients Journal traps every quip that leaves you in stitches. 👉 https://chunkyfinds.com/my-quotable-patients-journal #QuotablePatientsJournal #MedicalHumor #GiftForHealthcareWorkers #JournalGift

Am I Dying?! gives your inner hypochondriac a tour-from chest pains to constipation-without doom. Dr. Kelly and Dr. Eisenberg explain it with wit, turning panic into laughs 🤔 https://chunkyfinds.com/am-i-dying #AmIDying #Hypochondria #MedicalHumor

#doctorsappointments #doctorsappoitnment #chronicillness #chronicallyill #chronicillnesshumor #chronicillnessfunny #autoimmune #autoimmunehumor #healthhumor #medicalhumor #medicalanxiety

Dammit. I have a doctor's appointment in a few minutes and I forgot to practice the script.

MyBodylSTryingTokillMe.com

#hospitalmemes #hospital #emergencyroom #medicalmemes #medicalhumor #chronicillness #chronicillnesshumor #chronicillnessmemes

pic of privacy curtains in er

'Follow me behind these sound proof curtains Follow so we can discuss your private medical issues.

#hospitalmemes #hospitalhumor #doctorsappointments #chronicillnesshumor #chronicillnessmemes #medicalhumor #medicalmemes

Do they make hospital gowns that show a little cleavage or do I have to wear this thing open in the front?

#doctors #doctormemes #doctorcomics #medicalmemes #medicalhumor #chronicillnessmemes #chronicillnesshumor #doctorsappointments #chronicillnesshumor #chronicillnessmemes

a doctor talking to a patient

"I see, and have you tried worrying about it?"

#bloodclots #clots #medicalhumor #medicalmemes #bloodclotmemes #funny #haha #vampires #memes

@AnnabelleWilin

A vampire biting someone with blood clots: "l love boba"

#satire #satirical #medicalhumor #medicalmemes #healthcarehumor #healthcarememes #surgerymemes #chronicillnessmemes #chronicillnesshumor

>>Satire - Woman Grateful Her Organ Failure Finally Got Her Out Of Brunch With Becky

[pic of surgery]

MyBodyIsTryingToKillMe.Com

#satire #satirical #healthcarememes #healthcarehumor #medicalmemes #medicalhumor #doctorsmemes #chronicillnessmemes #chronicillnesshumor #medicalgaslighting

>>SATIRE 'Frankly, It Sounds Like Anxiety, Says Doctor Who Spent Three Total Minutes Reviewing 18 Years of Medical Records

[pic of doctor's coat, stethoscope, and hand]
MyBodyIsTryingTokillMe.com

#medicalmemes #medicalhumor #doctorsoffice #funnysigns #funny #haha #humor #chronicillnesshumor #chronicillnessmemes

'‎Ok. This is officially the sassiest anatomy poster EVER. Work that skeletal system!

[pic of skeletal system inside the skin on a poster - the person in it looks really sassy]

#healthcarememes #healthcarehumor #medicalhumor #medicalmemes #doctors #doctormemes #doctorhumor #funny #haha

glomp

i eat 15 apples for breakfast then drive myself to the hospital just to watch the doctors get blasted backward into the drywall bc they cant withstand my aura

#medicalhumor #medicalmemes #healthcarehumor #healthcarememes #surgerymemes #surgeryhumor #chronicillnesshumor #chronicillnessmemes

Is It Malpractice or Does Your Doctor Just Need a Snickers Bar?

[the scar from stitches says fuck you]

MyBodylsTryingTokillMe.com

#SaturdaySilliness #Science101 #BasicHygiene #MedicalHumor #MusicParodies music.youtube.com/watch?v=-kgI...

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Germs

Got it

#medications #funny #haha #memes #funnypics #medicalhumor #medicalmemes #huh #wtf

MERCILON TABS EVERY NIGHT BEFORE FOOD ONCE DAILY TO BE TAKEN FOUR TIMES A DAY THREE TIMES A DAY EVERY THREE TIMES DAILY TAKE ONE TAKE TWO TAKE THREE ONE OR TWO Warning: follow the printed instructions you have been given with this medicine.

#chronicillnesshumor #chronicillnessmemes #medicalmemes #medicalhumor #healthcarememes #healthcarehumor #hospitalmemes

Medical Technician: I'm very gentle you won't feel a thing

Medical technician, 5 minutes later:

[pic of a guy spearing a guy in the butt]

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