#NoALTText

PSiReN-X :verified_flashing:PSiReN@psiren.eu
2026-02-03

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingCivilisationVINotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews with #CivilisationVI...

#MyLittleBigBuddy is #Beginning to #Surface and he has a #BigDay of #HittingVerySpecificThings with #Hammers; #So...

I get a #DayOfBeingChinese-ish... With #TheMandateOfHeaven... There are #NoMeteorStrikes #Today...

1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire;
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

Have #AnotherPrideMonth; #OrSomething...

πŸ§™βš’οΈπŸ€–:wolfparty:πŸ€–βš’οΈπŸ§™ | :PirateBadge:🦹:fediverse:πŸ¦„:fediverse:🦹:PirateBadge:

#BusyBusyBusy #BusyBeingChinese #StayingEuropean #NoALTText

There is #NoALTText...#IT's #NotEasy... #BeingGreen ♻️#DontPanic; #TheInternet is #StillOn...
PSiReN-X :verified_flashing:PSiReN@psiren.eu
2026-02-03

#Meanwhile...

1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire;
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

#SwingBy; we have #Biscuits...

#TheBiscuitSituationℒ️ is #StillStable

#YouAreWelcome...

Have #AnotherPrideMonth; #OrSomething...

πŸ§™:fediverse:πŸ€–:wolfparty:β€‹πŸ€–:fediverse:πŸ§™ | πŸššβ€‹πŸ¦ΉπŸ›»πŸ¦„πŸ›»πŸ¦ΉπŸšš

#NoALTText #Notflix #IndividualUserExperienceWillVary

PSiReN-X :verified_flashing:PSiReN@psiren.eu
2026-01-31

#IMean...

We "could" #WatchCoffeezilla's #LatestVideo; but, what are we #GoingToLearn from that...

#LookNoQuestionMark

He's #StillQuiteCute, though; #So... We don't #Mind...

#Still with #ZeroFakebook...

#DontForget; #DiscordIsForImbeciles...

πŸ§™βš•οΈπŸ€–:wolfparty:πŸ€–βš•οΈπŸ§™ | :fediverse:β€‹πŸ¦Ή:PirateBadge:β€‹πŸ¦„β€‹:PirateBadge:β€‹πŸ¦Ή:fediverse:

#WhatStarbucks #DoToCoffee #HateCrime #NoALTText

ChloΓ© πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈMikanux@eldritch.cafe
2026-01-27

J'ai reΓ§u mes jupes (dΓ©solΓ©e j'arrive pas Γ  les dΓ©crire) #noalttext

PSiReN-X :verified_flashing:PSiReN@psiren.eu
2026-01-21

#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #HappyHumpDay...! And, #SomeWeather...

#IT's #GoingBackToBed #Weather...

#LetsGetBusy... #BusyBusyBusy...

#Appreciating "they/them" #Squirrels...!

#ForTheSquirrels...!

πŸ§™βš›οΈπŸ€–:wolfparty:β€‹πŸ€–βš›οΈπŸ§™ | :fediverse:β€‹πŸ¦Ή:PirateBadge:β€‹β€‹πŸ¦„:PirateBadge:β€‹β€‹πŸ¦Ή:fediverse:

#WorkingAsIntended #BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #Notflix #NoALTText #SquirrelsOnline #SquirrelSimulator

PSiReN-X :verified_flashing:PSiReN@psiren.eu
2026-01-17

#BeAware; #CyborgOrangeJesus has #Approved #ThisMessage...

#MindYourHead

And, have #AnotherPrideMonth... #OrSomething

πŸ§™:fediverse:πŸ€–:wolfparty:πŸ€–:fediverse:β€‹πŸ§™ | :PirateBadge:πŸŽ πŸ¦ΉπŸ¦„πŸ¦ΉπŸŽ :PirateBadge:

#NoALTText #Still #WorkingAsIntended #TheInternet #StillOn

PSiReN-X :verified_flashing:PSiReN@psiren.eu
2026-01-03

#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #StillAliveSaturday....!

Is #IT #TheFuture, yet...?

#Today, we shall be in #TheOutside and we are #Trying to #BeMoreViking...

#Meanwhile...

1: #TwitterX is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...

πŸ§™:Polymaths:β€‹β€‹πŸ€–:wolfparty:πŸ€–:Polymaths:β€‹β€‹πŸ§™ | :fediverse:β€‹πŸ¦Ή:loading:β€‹πŸ¦„β€‹:loading:β€‹πŸ¦Ή:fediverse:

#NoALTText #AdvancedLiteraryTechnique #Notflix

#NoALTText#FrodoAndSam are #HobbitHitmen for #TheYakuza...#FrodoAndSam in a #BookRepository in #Dallas...
PSiReN-X :verified_flashing:PSiReN@psiren.eu
2026-01-02

As an #AdditionalConsideration...

#TheAddedBenefit of being #Polyamorous in a #SingleHousehold with #ThreeIncomes and #NoKids is... #NoKids... And #FullStamp

And, #LotsAndLots of #FuckingAround...

#IT's #TheBest...

#TryIT; you #Might #LikeIT... #OrNot...

#NoOneCares what #YouThink...

#AnotherAddedBenefit of #IndependentStatehood...

πŸ§™:fediverse:πŸ€–πŸΊπŸ€–:fediverse:β€‹πŸ§™ | :PirateBadge:πŸ˜πŸ¦ΉπŸ¦„πŸ¦ΉπŸ˜:PirateBadge:

#NoALTText #AdvancedLiteraryTechnique #Notflix

#IntentionallyLeftBlank#NoALTText#Still: #NoALTText
Lightning Bjornsson* :evdonia_corner_emblem: lightning@bv.umbrellix.org
2025-11-26
2025-09-22

Just tryin' to sit and chill a bit.

After last night a sleep in was in order. So that was nice. This morning then began with first the news that the landlord wants keys to everyone's homes in those AirBnB style code boxes next to everyone's doors... which is a big nope AFAIC. Followed by an unexpected landlord in the housing area, which we got a headsup on and I just wasn't in the mood for that sudden imposition so we upped sticks and fucked off... in which process I spilt pretty much my entire coffee on the, thankfully dark brown, carpet.

For a variety of reasons we need to move. Sadly the rental market around here is just super thin on the ground..

Now at the allotment. Have harvested. Sat in sun.

(LOL, I just fell of my fucking chair and half into a gooseberry bush, causing me to prematurely sent that post because the back leg of my chair punched through into a bloody rodent burrow!)

#NoAltText #Allotmemt #GTFO #FTS #argh #arghhhhh

unker73πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡¬unkerplus65@kopiti.am
2025-06-17

Managed to redo almost all 6 chairs till stapler gun gave up on me

So tucked the half done 6th chair out of sight

#DIY #NoAltText

2025-06-08

Detail of the raised "planters" we have put in for the corner grapes and the fig on the short wall. We've also cut away some of the plastic lining in these spots so their roots can seek out under the edges of the greenhouse.

On the topic of chillies, there are 16 varieties laid out in here, and that leaves 8 that don't fit lol... but 5 of those I'm just going to pot as smaller plants, and three have designated spaces in the polytunnel.

~~Sorry, #NoAltText at the moment, takes too long and I'm low on cycles at the moment... the day is running out and I've only just finished making dinner... throw me in the bin and all.~~

It's a little iffy, but I have alt-botted the text.

Slightly iffy altbot text: The image depicts a greenhouse corner with various gardening elements. In the foreground, there are several potted plants, including a taller plant with a support stake and two smaller plants in black pots. A container labeled "Tetra Pond Sticks" is visible on a metal shelf, suggesting the presence of aquatic plants or fish food. The floor is covered with cardboard and bricks, with a green tarp visible along the greenhouse's edge. In the background, there are wooden pallets, a green container, and a tire, indicating a rustic, utilitarian setting. The greenhouse structure is made of glass, allowing natural light to enter, and the glass is wet, possibly from recent rain or watering.

Provided by @altbot, generated privately and locally using Ovis2-8BSlightly iffy altbot text: The image depicts a greenhouse interior with several plants and gardening materials. In the foreground, there are three potted plants: one in a white pot, another in a black pot, and a third in a black container. The plants are positioned on a bed of wood chips, with a green tarp visible along the edge. A metal table is partially visible on the right side. In the background, a stack of wooden pallets and a white water tank are seen, along with a wooden fence and additional plants outside the greenhouse. The greenhouse structure is made of metal frames and glass panels, allowing natural light to enter. The overall scene suggests an active gardening environment.

Provided by @altbot, generated privately and locally using Ovis2-8B
Kevin Karhan :verified:kkarhan@infosec.space
2025-03-28
2025-03-19

65 TB of traffic no wonder my network keeps failing omg.

#Torrent #Torrenting #Networking #SysAdmin #NoAltText

2025-03-08

@DeGroene Would have boosted but #noalttext

alexa lake πŸ•ŠοΈπŸŒΏlxak@gts.pishon.garden
2025-02-25

@Aut For anyone who wants to follow along at home 🫠 from LiveATC

Ground in left channel, tower in right.

#noAltText

Niavy :verified: :bearn:niavy@masto.bike
2024-12-14

Stolen from a #NoAltText toot. The video made me laugh so hard I HAD to write an alt text and share it πŸ˜†. Can't stop looping it 🀣.

2024-10-07

Ok, some #Floriade #noalttext photos - these are all flowers, often tulips, of various colours on a sunny day in #Canberra

2024-09-28

Continuing with the #NoAltText #Floriade photos of flowers of various colours in #Canberra on a sunny day..,

2024-09-28

Ok, let’s try to load the #floriade photos that I couldn’t share when I was there because the connectivity was bad. #NoAltText but these are all flowers of various colours in the sun in #Canberra

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