What's that #Thing a #Company does when it #Takes your #Money and then #Delivers what you #ToldThemTo within 24-hours...?
That's #Fulfilment, right...?
There's #SomeMore #NewToyJoy... #ComingSoon...
#Something for the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG and #TheLittleLotROPixies to have a #LittleThink about... On "they/them's" #DeadGame on #NonEuropeanServer(s)... While #NoOne is #BuyingLotRO...
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#AndSo...
#TheTimeHasCome to #Place #TheOldWorkHorse into #PhasedRetirement; #IT's #AnEndOfAnEra... #OnTheUpside; there's also #TheStartOfAnotherEra...
#So... There's #SomeMore #NewToyJoy... #ComingSoon...
#Suitable for #CyborgWerewolfNinjaPirates...
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloIVWorldNotNews; #DontPanic, #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...
#Whoot...! This #WhootToot is about the #Doombringer... #MyLittleBigBuddy and I can #ShareIT and #Everything...
He's quite #LookingForward to #Taking the #Spiritborn through #ITs #Paces in #TheNextSeason of #DiabloIVWorld, while I can #Focus a #LittleBitMore on #SomeMore #Assassins' #MultipleCreeds in #Japanese...
We are #Pleased to #Report that #Transphobe and #SerialPlagiarist, #JKRowling remains #EntirelyIrrelevant and #Unaffected...
#AlsoAvailable in #PlumAndRusty
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingNearlyButNotQuiteSupperTimeNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer...
#MyLittleBigBuddy and I were in #TheOutside and we met a #Couple of #TheOtherBoys for #Lunch; we #AteSushi (#ShopBought #NotHomeMade) and got #SomeMoreBiscuits; because, we're #Loving #TheBiscuits... #Especially since we're #OutAndAbout...
#IT's #AllAboutTheBiscuits...
And, we're #Still #FineForDiesel... #IT's #OnlyMonday... There will be #SomeMore #HittingWithHammers... #Soonish™️
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingItsNotTheWeekendNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer... With #Biscuits and #SomeWeather...
#IT's #NotTheWeekend...
#IT's been a #BitChilly in #TheOutside, #Today... #MyLittleBigBuddy is #Still #HittingThingsWithHammers #AllDay; #So, #SomeMore #YompingAndStomping in #AshdownForest...
#IT's #AlsoTrue to #SayThat; I'm only #OneSmokeFromHome... And, we're #FineForDiesel; we've also #GotWood...
#NowPlaying: #Painkiller - #YoureWelcome
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingNearlyButNotQuiteSupperTimeNotNews... #NotNearly24 #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer...
##IT's #Halloween... #Eve...!
#MyLittleBigBuddy has #Finished #HittingThingsWithHammers and #TheBFF is making #SnozzidgesAndMash... With #OnionGravy...
#IT's #TotallySuitableForVegetarians; especially #IF they "like" #Snozzidges... They're made with #Pork...
#IT's also #VeryDark in #TheOutside; because #IT's #NightTime...
#DontPanic... #IT'll be #LightAgain... #Tomorrow...
#TheForecast is for #SomeMore #SnugglySockWeather... | #AllRugbySocksMatter #SnugglySocksAlsoMatter
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiablo4WorldNotNews... #NotNearly24... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... With a #LateNightBiscuitUpdate...
#MyLittleBigBuddy has #SomeMore #NewToyJoy to #PlayWith... I think he #Definitely... #DeservesABiscuit...
1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingItsTheWeekendNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer... With #Biscuits and #SomeWeather...
#IT's #TheWeekend...
#IT's been #JollySunny in #TheOutside, #Today... #MyLittleBigBuddy is #Still #HittingThingsWithHammers #AllDay; #So, #SomeMore #YompingAndStomping in #AshdownForest...
#IT's a #Comfort to #Know that the #CompletelyUnenforceable #Privatisation of #PublicSpaces continues to #Face #OngoingResistance. #SomePeople are #Happily #Defacing the #RedundantSignage from #Horizon, which #SavesMe from having to #Edit #Portions of #MyPhoto's...
#So... #ThatsNice...
#IT's #AlsoTrue to #SayThat; I'm only #OneSmokeFromHome... And, we're #FineForDiesel
#NowPlaying: #SunshinePhilosophy - #YoureWelcome
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingNearlySammidgeTimeNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer... With #Biscuits and #SomeWeather...
#IT's been #JollySunny in #TheOutside, #Today... #MyLittleBigBuddy is #Still #HittingThingsWithHammers #AllDay; #So, #SomeMore #YompingAndStomping in #AshdownForest...
#IT's a #Comfort to #Know that the #CompletelyUnenforceable #Privatisation of #PublicSpaces continues to #Face #OngoingResistance. #SomePeople are #Happily #Defacing the #RedundantSignage from #Horizon, which #SavesMe from having to #Edit #Portions of #MyPhoto's...
#So... #ThatsNice...
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#Epilogue: #PartOne of #Several
When #MyOldJag was returned #AllShiny and #Sparklez, I called the #LoanCarCompany to let them know to #CollectTheirVehicle...
They got #QuiteHufty and #Insisted I take #Time out of #MyDay to do their #Job for them; #Presumably because they were #Unable to do #TheirOwnJob and "needed" me to #DoIT #Better for them...
And, I'm #ReallyExpensive, #Remember...
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#PartEight of #Many:
The #InteriorCabin #BuildQuality was #PrettyTerrible and between us, I suspect the car was what happens with #BakedBeanTins when they've been #Bad...
But #Nothing #Handles like a #LoanCar and I was #Determined and #AbsolutelyCommitted to #ThrashingTheNuts off it at every, #EveryOpportunity...
I was pleased to be able to throw the keys back at the #Flunky having left the #Tyres #BarelyLegal and #Smoke emitting from #EverythingElse
#PartSe7en of #Many:
#So... It was #AllTheyHad in #Stock; but, they would try to find a #SuitableReplacement #ReplacementVehicle as soon as possible... #ASAP
#MyOldJag was on an #Estimated 12-day #TurnAround for #Repairs; so, it was #NoBiggie #OneWayOrAnother
#MyBuddy remarked that watching me #Exit the #Cinquecento was like watching #Shrek escape from an #EggCup...
#ToBeContinued #SomeMore... With #AnotherBiscuit...
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#Apparently, the #BIG #PLUSPoint with the #Fiat: #Cinquecento was that it was the #ArbarthEdition, which meant #TheRoof #CameOff and #Someone had stencilled #Arbarth on the #FrontSpoiler in #CreamCheese, maybe #CorrectionFluid...?
I'll #BeHonest; #IT was #Possibly: #TheGayestThing I've #EverDriven... And, I've #Driven a #LotOfStuff #OverTheYears...
#ToBeContinued #SomeMore... With #Biscuits...
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#MyOldJag was #Repatriated and upon #ReturningHome, I was required to #ChopIn the #OmegaThing for another #LoanCar of #EquivalentSpecification
#Unfortunately, the #LoanCarCompany didn't have #AnythingSuitable at #TheTime; so, he "had" to give me a #Fiat: #Cinquecento, and #TheGuy tried #SoHard to #Convince me that it should be #Considered an #EquivalentSpecification...
Is #IT #BiscuitTime, yet...?
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#StillWithMe...? #Good; #WellDoneYou...
The #Rest of #TheTrip to and from #Glasgow was #Beautiful, entirely #Uneventful and #NoneOfYourBusiness; though, my pals were #JollyGoodFun and we all had a #Blast, which is also #None of your #Business...
#PartThree of #Many:
#OfCourse; the #HolidayInn did try to #Sting me for the room; but, were #SwiftlyCorrected and were #GoodEnough not to embarrass themselves further.
The #LoanCar was fine; some #Generic #GM / #Vauxhall #OmegaThing, with lots of #Grey #RuchedLeather and #HorribleVeneers...
And, a #BootSpace #LargeEnough for, #Maybe, 3-4 #Bodies...
