Lmst

The real nightmare: When your code runs perfectly
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but you have no idea why

Being a developer is 10% writing code
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and 90% searching StackOverflow for what you just wrote.

Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?
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Because OCT 31 == DEC 25.

What do you call a variable on a raft?
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A float.

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
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None, that's a hardware issue.

Why don’t programmers like to go outside?
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They can't find the root!

Why do programmers hate nature?
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It has too many bugs.

Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
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He didn't Node how to Express himself.

Why did the web developer argue with their personal trainer?
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Too many cookies.

What's a pirate's favorite programming language?
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R!

What's the scariest variable type?
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The BOOlean.

Why are programmers bad at saving money?
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They burn through their cache.

Why was the OOP programmer so optimistic for their future?
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They had an inheritance.

Why was the composed object struggling financially?
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He had lost all of his inheritance.

Why are Microsoft developers always stressed out?
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They're constantly on Edge.

Why did the programmer get stuck in the shower?
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The instructions said: "Lather, rinse, repeat."

What did the computer do when it was hungry?
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Had a byte to eat.

How do you tell HTML from HTML5?
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Try it out in Internet Explorer.

What's the second best career path for a tech-savvy spider?
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Building multi-threaded applications.

Why did the function always get invited to parties?
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It was a class act.

#TechLaughts