🖥️ Ah yes, because what the world really needed was yet another 'simple' programming language that promises to turn your browser into a coding paradise. 🌐 It's like someone thought, "How can we make coding even more like a PowerPoint presentation?" ❌🚀
https://tiki.li/apps/tut_learn.html?v=2505e #simpleprogramming #languages #codingparadise #browsercoding #techhumor #programmingjokes #HackerNews #ngated

Why would anyone need a whole framework to pass a value into a constructor? 🤔 It's like hiring a team of architects to help you open a door. 🚪 Let’s face it, the real 'dependency injection' here is injecting #common #sense into tech discussions. 😂
http://rednafi.com/go/di_frameworks_bleh/ #dependencyinjection #techhumor #softwaredevelopment #programmingjokes #HackerNews #ngated

It's been a long journey...

#codinglife #fridayvibes #programmingjokes

🤓 Ah, yes, because everyone has been clamoring to handcraft their own one-time password algorithms instead of using the perfectly good ones that already exist. 🔧 Clearly, the pinnacle of tech wizardry is reinventing wheels that came pre-invented. 🛞
https://blog.dogac.dev/how-do-one-time-passwords-work/ #techhumor #reinventthewheel #cybersecurity #one-timepasswords #programmingjokes #HackerNews #ngated

If you have to explain it…
It’s bad.

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#ProgrammingJokes #DeveloperLife #FunnyTech #Debugging

2B Or Not 2B? 🤔
Boolean logic meets Shakespeare.
if (2b || !2b) return "That is the question."

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#ProgrammingJokes #BooleanLogic #DeveloperHumor #CodeLife

Being a dev means trying to explain something to a non-dev...
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and halfway through, realizing you don’t fully understand it either.

#ProgrammingJokes #DevJokes #CodingJokes

How do you spot a hipster programmer?
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They were using Rust before it was cool.

#ProgrammingJokes #ProgrammerHumor #DevHumor

How do trees access the internet?
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They log in.

#ProgrammingJokes #TechComedy #BadJokes

Why did the developer break up with their array?
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It was too one-dimensional.

#ProgrammingJokes #NerdHumor #DevJokes

Why don't C++ programmers get lost?
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They always have a pointer.

#ProgrammingJokes #DeveloperJokes #ProgrammingHumor

Why don't programmers like to golf?
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They can't stand the buggy environment.

#ProgrammingJokes #DevJokes #DevHumor

TypeScript is that friend who corrects your grammar in every conversation.
js: I have a number!
ts: Actually, that's an implicit any. Please specify a type.
js: But it works...
ts: For now 😈

#TypeScript #JavaScript #CodingHumor #DeveloperLife #ProgrammingJokes #TechMemes #TypeSafety #CodeQuality #DevCommunity #FunnyProgramming

What do you call a variable on a raft?
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A float.

#TechFun #ProgrammingJokes #TechLaughts

A programmer is made up of:
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1% writing code
9% reading code
90% trying to understand the code you wrote yesterday

#ProgrammingJokes #CodingHumor #DevHumor

Where do computers go to dance?
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The disk-O.

#ProgrammingJokes #CodingJokes #DeveloperJokes

My computer said my password is insecure.
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If it didn't have such strict requirements I bet it would be more confident.

#BadJokes #ProgrammingHumor #ProgrammingJokes

What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
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Inheritance.

#ProgrammerHumor #ProgrammingJokes #TechFun

Why do programmers hate sports?
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Too many sprints.

#NerdHumor #DeveloperHumor #ProgrammingJokes