There are 10 types of software engineers
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Those that know binary, and those that don't.
There are 10 types of software engineers
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Those that know binary, and those that don't.
What's a computer's favorite snack?
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Bits 'n' Bytes.
A hungry programmer orders a root beer float for dessert
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He hesitates and decides, "No, I'll have a root beer double".
Writing TODO comments in your code
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just a fancy way of saying “future me’s problem.”
What’s a coder’s favorite type of music?
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Loops!
Why do Pythonists hate whitespace?
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It makes their code snakey.
What's a programmer's favorite hangout?
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Foo Bar.
Why do programmers prefer dark mode?
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Because light attracts bugs!
I'd tell you a joke about code reviews but...
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nit: first you need to rename those variables and fix your whitespace.
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
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A cursor.
Why did the HTTP request have trust issues with its friends?
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It was insecure.
How do programmers celebrate birthdays?
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They throw exceptions.
As a programmer, my 10 favorite things are...
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Passing tests and binary number representations.
I have this awesome joke about !false...
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It's funny, because it's true.
Before LLMs:
Coding: 3 hours
Debugging: 1 hour
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After LLMs:
Coding: 3 minutes
Debugging: 1 week
What's a computer's favorite workout?
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Disk lifting.
Why was the OOP programmer so optimistic for their future?
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They had an inheritance.
I'd tell you this good frontend framework joke...
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But I'll have a new one by tomorrow anyway.
What did the computer do for a snack?
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Had a quick nibble.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
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Because he didn't know how to React.