#ProgrammerJokes

2025-03-29

There are 10 types of software engineers
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Those that know binary, and those that don't.

#ProgrammingHumor #TechFun #ProgrammerJokes

2025-03-26

What's a computer's favorite snack?
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Bits 'n' Bytes.

#ProgrammerHumor #BadJokes #ProgrammerJokes

2025-03-21

A hungry programmer orders a root beer float for dessert
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He hesitates and decides, "No, I'll have a root beer double".

#BadJokes #ProgrammerJokes #ProgrammingHumor

2025-03-15

Writing TODO comments in your code
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just a fancy way of saying “future me’s problem.”

#ProgrammerJokes #BadJokes #CodingJokes

2025-03-04

What’s a coder’s favorite type of music?
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Loops!

#GeekHumor #ProgrammerJokes #TechComedy

2025-03-03

Why do Pythonists hate whitespace?
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It makes their code snakey.

#ProgrammerJokes #DeveloperHumor #BadJokes

2025-02-19

What's a programmer's favorite hangout?
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Foo Bar.

#DeveloperHumor #ProgrammerJokes #DevJokes

2025-02-07

Why do programmers prefer dark mode?
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Because light attracts bugs!

#ProgrammerJokes #TechComedy #ProgrammingHumor

2025-01-29

I'd tell you a joke about code reviews but...
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nit: first you need to rename those variables and fix your whitespace.

#GeekHumor #ProgrammerJokes #DevJokes

2025-01-19

What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
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A cursor.

#DevJokes #ProgrammerJokes #NerdHumor

2025-01-16

Why did the HTTP request have trust issues with its friends?
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It was insecure.

#ProgrammerHumor #ProgrammerJokes #TechComedy

2025-01-05

How do programmers celebrate birthdays?
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They throw exceptions.

#CodingHumor #TechComedy #ProgrammerJokes

2024-12-31

As a programmer, my 10 favorite things are...
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Passing tests and binary number representations.

#ProgrammerHumor #DevJokes #ProgrammerJokes

2024-12-30

I have this awesome joke about !false...
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It's funny, because it's true.

#CodingHumor #NerdHumor #ProgrammerJokes

2024-12-24

Before LLMs:
Coding: 3 hours
Debugging: 1 hour
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After LLMs:
Coding: 3 minutes
Debugging: 1 week

#TechComedy #ProgrammerJokes #TechFun

2024-12-18

What's a computer's favorite workout?
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Disk lifting.

#CodingHumor #CodingJokes #ProgrammerJokes

2024-12-14

Why was the OOP programmer so optimistic for their future?
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They had an inheritance.

#ProgrammerJokes #TechLaughts #DeveloperHumor

2024-11-30

I'd tell you this good frontend framework joke...
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But I'll have a new one by tomorrow anyway.

#DeveloperJokes #ProgrammerJokes #DevHumor

2024-11-28

What did the computer do for a snack?
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Had a quick nibble.

#DeveloperHumor #DeveloperJokes #ProgrammerJokes

2024-11-27

Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
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Because he didn't know how to React.

#ProgrammerJokes #CodingJokes #ProgrammingJokes

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