🚨 ALARM! 🚨 Someone let the Haskell nerds out of their cage, and now they're pretending to break memory safety with some esoteric gibberish. 😂 Spoiler alert: it's all hypothetical and involves more "unsafe" coercion than your cousin's dodgy car repair shop. 🚗🔧
https://welltypedwit.ch/posts/value-restriction #HaskellMemSafety #HaskellNerds #UnsafeCoercion #HypotheticalHumor #CarRepairJokes #TechComedy #HackerNews #ngated

TNW Backstage podcast's new ep blends tech with Dutch humor. Hear comedian Derek Mitchell & TNW's Boris on finding your voice & comedy in startups. Plus, a secret TNW Conf discount. It's serious fun. #TNWBackstage #TechComedy #DutchInnovation

Ah, the classic quest for making #Rust run slower than a potato with a broken leg. 😂 Let's dive deep into the thrilling world of *deliberate inefficiency* and see if we can make a program slower than paint drying in a vacuum. Who knew Turing machines were the real speed demons? 🐢💨
https://medium.com/@carlmkadie/how-to-optimize-your-rust-program-for-slowness-eb2c1a64d184 #DeliberateInefficiency #TuringMachines #SlowComputing #ProgrammingHumor #TechComedy #HackerNews #ngated

Oh, here's another thrilling tale of "I tried #Coreboot and now my life is a tech comedy. 🤡" Watch as our hero bravely attempts to tackle the firmware equivalent of a Rubik's Cube on a Thinkpad T420—because who doesn't love a BIOS that promises to boost that antique to NASA levels? 🚀 Spoiler: It's not fun, and you'll need a PhD in masochism to enjoy the ride. 😂
https://lilysthings.org/blog/coreboot/ #TechComedy #ThinkpadT420 #FirmwareChallenges #BIOSHumor #HackerNews #ngated

I have a joke about Stack Overflow but...
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you would say it's a duplicate.

#TechComedy #ProgrammingHumor #BadJokes

What's a computer's favorite dance?
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The Algo-rhythm.

#BadJokes #CodingHumor #TechComedy

The real nightmare: When your code runs perfectly
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but you have no idea why

#TechComedy #GeekHumor #TechLaughts

There are two types of devs: Those who’ve accidentally wiped a production database
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and those who are about to.

#BadJokes #TechComedy #DevJokes

"I'll just fix this one thing" said every developer ever
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5 hours before discovering 20 other issues.

#DeveloperHumor #DeveloperJokes #TechComedy

How do trees access the internet?
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They log in.

#ProgrammingJokes #TechComedy #BadJokes

What’s a coder’s favorite type of music?
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Loops!

#GeekHumor #ProgrammerJokes #TechComedy

How do you comfort a JavaScript bug?
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You console it.

#DeveloperHumor #TechComedy #GeekHumor

Why did the programmer stay in the shower forever?
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The shampoo said: Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

#TechComedy #DevJokes #DevHumor

Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?
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Because OCT 31 == DEC 25.

#GeekHumor #TechLaughts #TechComedy

Why was the developer calm?
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He had exception handling.

#ProgrammerHumor #TechComedy #NerdHumor

Why did the programmer quit his job?
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He didn't get arrays.

#TechComedy #ProgrammingHumor #CodingJokes

How did the recursive function know it was introverted?
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It kept calling itself.

#ProgrammingHumor #DeveloperHumor #TechComedy

Why was the developer broke?
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He used up all his cache.

#TechComedy #DevHumor #BadJokes

Why do Java developers wear glasses?
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Because they can't C#.

#DeveloperHumor #TechComedy #DevHumor

Why do programmers prefer dark mode?
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Because light attracts bugs!

#ProgrammerJokes #TechComedy #ProgrammingHumor