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#Pun

happy #PiDay π

Es war Günther und Bernds Tag - aber ihr Humor war einfach nicht meiner...

#comics #cartoon #webcomic #funny #pun

Comic. Haifisch und Schwein bedrohen Hyäne mit langen Dolchen. Heifisch trägt Augenklappe mit Totenkopf. Schwein trägt rotes Kopftuch mit Totenkopf und hat einen Haken als Hand. Im Hintergrund das Meer mit einer Haifischflosse. Alle drei befinden sich anscheinend auf einem Schiff.
Das Schwein: "Das ist UNSER Tag! Was sind wir also?"
Die Hyäne: "Äh, Mathematiker?"

:Achtung Spoiler::: Heute ist Pi-Tag. Der Hai und das Schwein lassen die Hyäne raten. Es sind also Pi-raten. (Funktioniert nur in Deutsch) Badabum Tzzz.

Cherry Pi #piday #drawing #pun #humor

a drawing from a red Sharpie marker, of a pi symbol with cherries on top

No...curse you Symboli Rudoooooolf! #umamusume #honkaistarrail #crossover #pun

I've got #99Problems #Pun #Puns.

#Meme #Memes #Humour #Humor

Mind your Head 💆🏻‍♀️ for #doorsday

Second door for the royal decree 🫡 ✨

#photography #amateurphotography #door #wall #pun #punny #doorway #urban #city #doorphotography #rustic #street #streetphotography #streetart #old #statue #angel #urban #urbanarchitecture #bologna #cityscape #porta #portadì #italia #citta #art #europe

I've been trying to come up with a pun about a broken pencil, but it's pointless. #Pun #SmartHumor #fedi #growth

Funding Nemo. 🤑👾🦈

(yes, #pun)

https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/03/nvidia-is-reportedly-planning-its-own-open-source-openclaw-competitor/

#Nvidia #technology #business #LLM #AI #agents #NemoClaw

Bonus #DadJoke
Q: What word starts with an F and ends in "-uck"?
A: Firetruck.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Puns #DadJokes #FireFighters #Firemen #Pun #FireFighting #Firetrucks #Firetruck

Photo of a firetruck that has driven into a pond. Its front cabin is submerged in the pond, and the rest of it is on the shore.

Meme text reads, "I'm not a fireman, But I don't think that's how you refill a fire truck."

https://claude.ai/public/artifacts/e13e2eb5-74d8-4fa7-8b92-220f1fcd9041

Can someone blow on this #dandelion with me? >.>

#gametheory #pun #nonzerosum

Hope everyone is having a good #Adelaide Cup Day 👍 😜

Image of a hand holding a white cup with 'Adelaide' written on the cup

🤔...

#fyp #humor #humour #pun #wordplay

Funfact am Rande: höchsteffizient kennt nicht mal die Autokorrektur!

#wortwitz #pun #funfacts

And another sticker, maybe a bit nerdy :neocat_glasses:

#sticker #physicsjoke #nerdstuff #pun #mathjokes

A sticker. On the sticker is a sign up side down. Next to the sign is written 'sign error'.

Cowcaine

#FiXatoPUNishes #pun #puns #cows

Yeah, that tracks.

#deutschebahn #DB #infrago #dbinfrago #Bremen #Germany #Deutschland #pun #trains #infrastructure

I bought a plotter last week and it is a lot of fun. Since I'm so excited about it, I started to create new stickers every evening using Krita 💕

Here is one of the first results :)
I try to sell some at my Kofi page (shipping to Germany only) https://ko-fi.com/F1F21FNX9S/shop

There will be more designs to come 🌸

#sticker #stickers #tea #pun #design #krita #cute

A Sticker. The sticker shows a thief with a cup of tea. On the bottom it is written 'Not my cup of tea'.

#Picard #CaptainPicard #Pun #Puns.

#Meme #Memes #Humour #Humor

#Polish #Pun #Puns.

#Meme #Memes #Humour #Humor

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