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I Don’t Comment My Code.
If you know, you know. If not… good luck.
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#NoCommentClub #MysteryCode #DevJokes

It’s Just a One-Line Fix. 😅
Famous last words before an all-nighter. What’s your worst ‘quick fix’ disaster?
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If at First You Don't Succeed, Call It Version 1.0
Because failure is just a prototype. What's your funniest v1.0 fail?
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Algorithm: The Ultimate Excuse
"It’s not magic… it’s just an algorithm!" Who else uses this to avoid long explanations?
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#DevJokes #JustAnAlgorithm #SoftwareEngineering

I've got a really good UDP joke but...
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I'm not sure if you'll get it.

There are two types of devs: Those who document their code and
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okay, actually, just one type.

Being a programmer is like being a detective in a crime movie
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where you're both the criminal and the investigator.

There are two types of devs: Those who’ve accidentally wiped a production database
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and those who are about to.

Being a dev means trying to explain something to a non-dev...
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and halfway through, realizing you don’t fully understand it either.

Why did the programmer stay in the shower forever?
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The shampoo said: Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

Why don’t programmers like nature?
It has too many bugs. 🐛
#TechHumor #DevJokes

How do programmers like their coffee?
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Strong, like their typing systems.

Why did the developer break up with their array?
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It was too one-dimensional.

What's a programmer's favorite hangout?
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Foo Bar.

Why don't programmers like to golf?
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They can't stand the buggy environment.

I'd tell you this great joke about software documentation but...
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It's a bit out of date.

I'd tell you a joke about code reviews but...
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nit: first you need to rename those variables and fix your whitespace.

#DevJokes