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Bonus #Joke
Q: How do you know when a snowman is mad?
A: He has a meltdown.

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Puns #DadJokes #ColdWeather #Snowstorm #FreezingWeather #Weather #Stormfront #Snowman #Snowmen #FunnySnowmen #BizarroComics #Piraro #PiraroComic #DanPiraro

Comic by Dan Piraro (dated 6 March 2018), showing two smiling snowmen. One has arms made out of large thick tree trunks instead of the skinny sticks that his friend has for arms.

The skinny-arm snowman says to the thick-armed snowman, "Somebody's been working out."

Bonus #Jokes
Q: What do you get if you cross a sled dog and a cheetah?
A: A dog that chases snowmobiles -- and catches them!

Q: What time is it when ten sled dogs are chasing a polar bear across the ice?
A: Ten after one.

Q: Where are sled dogs trained?
A: In the mush-room!

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Puns #DadJokes #ColdWeather #Snowstorm #FreezingWeather #Weather #Stormfront #Dogstodon #DogsOfMastodon #Dogs #SledDogs #Iditarod #DogsSled

Photo of a dog sled and sled dogs in the snow. One of the dogs is laying on his back in the snow. Meme text reads, "Alaskan Flat Tire."

Bonus #Joke
Q: What do you call a puppy in the winter?
A: A chilly dog.

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Photo of a little dog leaning on a window. He is looking back over his shoulder.

Outside, the yards, street, and driveways are all covered in snow, and more snow is falling down.

Meme text reads, "Screw this. I'm pooping in the house today."

I was out shoveling snow with my kid the other day...
He kept whining about why I wasn't using the shovel.

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Puns #DadJokes #ColdWeather #Snowstorm #FreezingWeather #StormfrontFern #Shoveling #SnowShovel #SnowDay

Photo of a man shoveling snow off of his driveway. The snow on each side is a few feet high, up to his waist. More snow is falling down, even as he is shoveling.

Meme text reads, "Bosses be like, 'You're still coming in, right?' "

Stocking up is snow laughing matter.

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Puns #DadJokes #ColdWeather #Snowstorm #FreezingWeather #StormfrontFern #Prepping #Preppers #Weather

An image of a roll of toilet paper, a loaf of bread, a gallon of milk, and another blurry grocery item, done in the style of an old 1800s painting. Meme title is:

"Snow Predicted," oil on canvas

Nhiệt độ tại đỉnh Mẫu Sơn (Lạng Sơn) giảm mạnh xuống còn 0,3°C do ảnh hưởng của không khí lạnh tăng cường, khiến xuất hiện lớp băng giá mỏng đầu mùa. Hiện tượng này thu hút sự chú ý của người dân và du khách.

#MẫuSơn #LạngSơn #BăngGiá #ThờiTiết #KhôngKhíLạnh #ThờiTiếtMùaĐông
#MuongSo #LangSon #FreezingWeather #ColdWave #WinterWeather

https://vtcnews.vn/nhiet-do-xuong-0-3-c-bang-gia-xuat-hien-tren-dinh-mau-son-ar999598.html

With a new year came finally real winter with snow and freezing weather ❄️✨

I love all the fun details ice holds!

📷: Olympus E-M10 Mark III

#photography #naturephoto #naturephotography #nature #winter #winterphoto #january #newyear #finnishwinter #finland #winterwonderland #ice #icicle #iceformation #icesculpture #freezingweather #artbynature #frozennature #olympus

Rocks and sticks covered in ice. Instead of icicles the ice has formed round bubbles at the end of the sticks.

Friday, November 21, 2025

Russia will test NATO's Article 5 soon, top Swedish general warns -- New US "peace plan" pushes capitulation with Russia; here's what we know so far -- Why I won’t encourage my Ukrainian child to speak Russian -- Russian spy ship Yantar targets RAF pilots with lasers near U.K. waters, London says ... and more

https://activitypub.writeworks.uk/2025/11/friday-november-21-2025/

Rescuers work at the site of the Russian strike on the residential multi-story building, fall 2025 in Ternopil, Ukraine

Okay, it cold outside this morning! Just look at the feels like temp. Woof!!

#FreezingWeather #ColdWeather #Weather #SubZero #NegativeTemps #CARROTWeather

A screenshot of CARROT Weather weather app on a mobile phone, showing a partly cloudy sky with a temperature of -2 degrees, feels like -17 degrees, and a wind of 13. The app states "It's partly frakking cloudy". There's an alert for an Extreme Cold Warning. The forecast shows overcast conditions from 8 AM to 2 PM, with partly cloudy conditions expected at 3 PM. The hourly forecast shows temperatures ranging from -2 degrees to 9 degrees. The next 10 days forecast shows temperatures ranging from -2 degrees to 57 degrees.

Matt @MattCartoonist @Telegraph on #AngelaRayner #FreezingWeather – political cartoon gallery in London original-political-cartoon.com

Chris Riddell

#US #WinterStorms #FreezingWeather

It's snowing, the temp is 8° and the wind is blasting outside but I wanted to grab a package, so I stuck my foot in the snow, nearly dropped my cane, and grabbed the mail.
It's always a happy day when you're surprised by a window envelope that you can read the words: PAY TO THE ORDER OF ---

YAY!

#FreezingWeather #Snowing
#MailCall

It's amazing what a few degrees in temperature can make. I've got my windows open (to air the house out) because it's got warmer .... It's currently 0°C! ⛄ #UKWeather #FreezingWeather

Woke up with -6 degrees outside. Never felt so happy with my warm duvet. I'll stay here warn and cosy for a little while. #FreezingWeather #Weather #ColdWeather #Netherlands

#FreezingWeather

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