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Snowmen contest results
The results of the snowmen village building contest by Kimonellos are in! Follow through for the results.
https://www.creeperslab.net/news/2026/01/950-snowmen-contest-results.html

#Minecraft #CreepersLab #Contest #Results #Snowmen

Bonus #Joke
Q: How do you know when a snowman is mad?
A: He has a meltdown.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Puns #DadJokes #ColdWeather #Snowstorm #FreezingWeather #Weather #Stormfront #Snowman #Snowmen #FunnySnowmen #BizarroComics #Piraro #PiraroComic #DanPiraro

Comic by Dan Piraro (dated 6 March 2018), showing two smiling snowmen. One has arms made out of large thick tree trunks instead of the skinny sticks that his friend has for arms.

The skinny-arm snowman says to the thick-armed snowman, "Somebody's been working out."

Bonus #DadJokes
Q: What do you get when you mix a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.

Q: How does a penguin build a house?
A: Igloos it together.

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Winter #Wintertime #Snowman #Snowmen #Cold #DoctorWho #DrWho #Daleks #Tardis

Meme with two photos, side by side, of a snowman in the shape of a Dalek. The meme text is from a social media post by "Oeufelia" and reads,

"One thing I won't ever do again is build a snow dalek. I did that when we lived at our old house, as the kids were into Dr Who. I learnt that when snowdaleks start to melt they upset the neighbours."

IMAGES: On the left, the snowman is standing straight up and surrounded by fresh snow.

On the right, the same snow-Dalek has a lot of grass showing on the ground around it, suggesting a lot of time has passed and the snow has been melting.

After melting a bit, he snow-Dalek on the right is bending over and now looks an awful lot like a... penis.

Bonus #Joke
Q: What do you call a snapshot from the North Pole?
A: A polaroid.

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Winter #Wintertime #Snowman #Snowmen #Cold #Mailbox #Mailboxes #Puns #DadJoke

Photo without text. Someone has made a snowman around a mailbox post at a street curb. The snowman builder has used pebbles and sticks to make the facial expression look both scary and comical. The mailbox is open and appears like a mouth with a tongue sticking out.

Bonus #Joke
Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago, and it actually fit. I'm so proud of myself!

It was a scarf. But still... Let's be positive here.

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Winter #Wintertime #Snowman #Snowmen #Snow #Scarf #WeightLoss #Dieting

Comic with two snowmen. One has a tall hat and looks a bit startled, and the other has a red scarf-- but its head is laying on the ground in front of its body.

The hat snowman says to the other, "Sorry. I should have mentioned the scarf came right out of the dryer."

"Winter Friends"
Teableau for 01/20/26

We may get snow this weekend.
🤞❄️🌨

#Tea #Teableau #TeaCozy #TeaCosy #BlackTea #Handmade #Sewing #Applique #Snowmen #Winter #AhmadTeas #Sewing

Tea tableau with a snowman theme. There is a backdrop of happy appliqued snowmen, a tea cozy with a snowman holding red cardinals, and a tin top of a snowman in front of a red barn, and a bright yellow mug, all on a ground of blue and white snowdrifts. The tea is Decaf Evening Tea, a black tea blend from Ahmad.

🛩️😂 Breaking news: U.S. military thinks dropping 1,500 soldiers into #Greenland will settle a dispute! Clearly, the Pentagon hasn’t realized that #snowmen don't negotiate. ❄️❓ Who knew arctic strategy involved sled dogs and igloos?
https://www.thedefensenews.com/news-details/Pentagon-Places-1500-Arctic-Trained-Airborne-Troops-on-Standby-as-Greenland-Dispute-Escalates/ #BreakingNews #MilitaryStrategy #Dispute #ArcticHumor #HackerNews #ngated

❄️ Little Snow People on Bridges ❄️

⛄️☃️⛄️☃️⛄️☃️⛄️☃️⛄️☃️☃️⛄️☃️

#snowman #snowmen #schneemann #bonhommedeneige #снеговик #schnee #neige #snow #winter #снег #snowpeople

Bonus #DadJokes
Q: What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A: A puddle.

Q: What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
A: The abdominal snowman.

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJoke #Winter #WinterFreeze #Snowman #Puns #Driving #Dashboards #Fonts #Snowmen

Meme with photo of a car's dashboard display. Meme text reads, "Wife: 'The car is not starting. Dashboard shows the sign of a person sitting on toilet.'

Husband: 'What...?? Send me a picture'."

The outside temperature is negative four degrees, but the placement of the number and the degree and negative symbols makes it look like a stick man sitting down and leaning forward.

So Nantes, the city I live in, had a lot of snow and it's not that common here. Public transportation was closed this morning and is barely even running now. But me being me, I still walked to the gym to see if it was open at 5:50 this morning. It was but more importantly look at all these snowmen I got to say hello to on the way there!
#snowmen #nantes #winter #winterwonderland #snow #snowstorm #storm #nature #notnature #france #urban

An ominously smiling snowman with a heart drawn in the snow in front of him

A joly snowman in my opinion with a carrot nose and sprigs for eyes and it seems like he has a mouth in an "o" like he's about to say "oooooh boy, that was some snow!"

This is the former snowman's companion. He's rather nondescript.

This is a little snowman. Like someone really tried. Honestly, I feel for him, this little guy against the world.

nancy and sluggo say fuck (with) the police

#nancy #NancyComic #1942 #SundayComics #sluggo #snowmen #funny

A 1942 ten-panel Sunday comic strip of Nancy by Ernie Bushmiller, in which Nancy and Suggo are told by a cop to "bust up" the snowman they keep building because it "blocks the sidewalk," so they build one into a bus stop sign (thus not adding blockage), then one on the top of his police cruiser, which is "the last straw!" so he goes to a police telephone box (US style) saying he's going to phone the sergeant and "report them kids" only to find a snowman built inside the phone box too.

#Drawing: Two #snowmen are loving each other. They walk together in this #winter #landscape.

#speeddrawing video link: https://youtu.be/tFw79pjd51k

#Schneemann #Love #Snowman #Pencilart #timelapse #art #artdrawing #artwork #artoftheday #draw #pencilartwork #cold #Zeichnung #zeichnen

Dilophosaurus joins in the ancient ritual to summon Santa.

#DailyDilophosaurus #Dilophosaurus #Snowmen #Santa #Christmas #Dinosaurs

A green Dilophosaurus with brown spots stands on the edge of a canister containing a yellow solid. The likeness of Santa's head with a red hat, a red stocking with white edges, and a green and red candy cane float atop the yellow wax. Three pewter snowmen with arms outstretched to the sky surround the cauldron alongside Dilophosaurus. All are atop a shining, mirrored tabletop with a white vase to the far right.

Dilophosaurus joins in the ancient ritual to summon Santa.

#DailyDilophosaurus #Dilophosaurus #Snowmen #Santa #Christmas #Dinosaurs

"Snowmen of Oils" I dubbed this one, but it's really a photo turned into an oil-painting-style image: this was a real scene one very, very cold winter's day in Michigan, when my companions were the best friends one could ask for: men not of flesh and blood, but of snow and ice.

#art #photography #digitalart #snow #winter #snowmen #forest #woods #Michigan #Midwest